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Beatrice McCartney: Life Father, Like Daughter

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Beatrice McCartney is following in her famous Daddy's (bare) footsteps and putting the sweet sounds of her voice to wax (or whatever the kids are using these days).

Five-year-old Beatrice will be singing on the soundtrack for Shrek 4. The song is actually Paul's, but seeing as the Shrek franchise is Bea's favorite she'll be singing harmonies on the track.

How cool is that?

It pays to have a living legend for a parent (and of course a terrible hag, too).

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The Terror Of Sarah Palin

trix — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 19:03:00 GMT

Sarah Palin is a terror, a book burning terror.
Tales From The Crypt editor-in-chief Jim Salicrup revived the comic book 16 months ago and just recently put Sarah Palin on the cover. The reason he put her on the cover of the terror filled comic book, isn't to show support for Barack Obama but to speak out against the very thing that made the original publisher close down the operation in 1955.
On the cover Sarah Palin yells out, "Didn't we get rid of you guys in the 50's?" This is supposed to represent the rumor of her wanting to burn books in the Wasila library and the real threat of censorship.

"According to Jim Salicrup, editor-in-chief of Papercutz, the publisher that revived the classic title about 16 months ago. "This was not a partisan thing. People tend to think of everything as black and white these days—you are either for or against one of the parties 100%. But for us this was about the history of EC Comics, the original publisher of ’Tales from the Crypt.’ Anyone who knows that history knows that even of whiff of banning books is going to get us angry."

"Tales From the Crypt is not endorsing any political candidates, nor are we attacking any candidates. What usually seems to be behind banning books is an attempt to repress ideas that may offer alternative political views. This is not only un-American—blatantly violating the very concept of free speech—but it is assuming that people are unable to come to their own informed conclusions."

Be sure to run out and buy a copy.

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL: VP Debate (VIDEO)

Sarah Palin Scored 841 on SATs?

Sarah Palin Was Annoyed. Oh, THAT'S Why She Sucked

'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

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'Joe The Plumber' Doesn't Understand The Media

trix — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

Joe Wurzelbacher is mad. So mad in fact, that he is striking out at the media for jumping feet first into his personal life and finances.
"The media's worried about whether I've paid my taxes, they're worried about any number of silly things that have nothing to do with America," Wurzelbacher told the former Republican presidential hopeful on his show, "Huckabee."

What did he think was going to happen? Did he not see what happened to Sarah Palin? She was completely vetted by the gossip magazines so be prepared, it will only get worse before it gets better.

PlumberGate: Joe The Plumber IS Related to Charles Keating, and Also Owes Back Taxes!

Joe the Plumber: The Videos!

Joe the Plumber: Republican Plant and Relative of Charles Keating?

Tina Fey "You Ignorant Slut"*

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Sarah Palin Wants To Be On SNL?

trix — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 11:27:00 GMT

Sarah Palin and the McCain staff are trying to figure out how to respond to the spot-on impersonation done by Tina Fey on SNL the last three weeks.
Do you think that she should respond at all?
The Chicago Sun-Times reports that a Palinesque tweak to Tina Fey's American Express commercials may be in the works.
Sarah Palin may also appear on NBC's "Weekend Update" as early as Thursday night.

I can't wait to see what the next SNL Palin skit will be. They have been pretty funny thus far.

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Sarah Palin's Daughter Caught Doing Drugs On Tape

trix — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:14:00 GMT

Heavens to murgatroid, will it ever stop?

The Enquirer has done some digging and says that it came up with a video of Bristol Palin smoking pot on camera. It also had a source who like any true source would, spilled the beans regarding Levi's, cocaine buying, smoking Oxycontin off of aluminum foil, habits.

They have such great parents!

The video of Bristol is from 2 years ago when she was 15, and reportedly was giggling like crazy after taking hits. The video is also being labeled as a regular night out for Bristol and her friends.

The pictures are a couple of years old as well of girls who are supposed to be friends with Bristol. It's supposedly a picture of Bristol, but as a commenter said it doesn't look like her. More like her and Levi's friends.

They're doing the Miley Pose.

Did Bristol and Levi Have A Shot Gun Wedding?

trix — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 20:16:00 GMT

Bristol and Levi may have tied the knot recently. That is, according to a Facebook page that has Bristol's name and picture on it. The couple got hitched and she, like any forward thinking woman may or may not do, hyphenated his name.

Do you really think that she would have used that picture, out of all pictures available? I'm thinking no. I think that the couple will be getting married soon but that it will be a minute or two before they do. Sarah Palin has a lot going on and needs to get a couple things done and over with before she can give her attention fully to being the interferring mother of the bride.

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Sarah Palin: Now She's a Racist?

Palin Family On The Cover OF Enquirer! Secrets Exposed!

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Palin Kids: Piper and Trig Video

Whit Honea — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:34:00 GMT

Finally, a Sarah Palin moment that we can put our full support behind! Seven-year-old Piper was holding her little brother (nephew?)Trig during her mother's speech at the Republican National Convention when she gave him some rural grooming. It was pretty cute. I still slick my kids up like that, although I tend to use less spit and more vodka.

The video is below:

The original Palin post

Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech

Diddy on Palin (NSFW)

Vetting Sarah Palin

Baby Daddy Levi Johnston

Palin trouble- Photos

Bristol and Jamie Lynn

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Sarah Palin Acceptance Speech Video

Whit Honea — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:50:00 GMT

Okay, you've read the facts and some made-up stuff, now see more of the same! GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC to all of the U.S., and the reviews were mixed. One thing is certain, she's McCain's attack-dog. Biden was cast in this role as well. Is that what vice presidents have come to?

If you want actual facts they are available here from the liberal media.

See the video below:

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Vetting Sarah Palin: Like Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but Funnier: UPDATED!!

Whit Honea — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:01:00 GMT

There is some speculation in the media, by which I mean the real media- that being people with neckties and make-up artists, not unshaven bloggers in their underwear (and some men, too) that John McCain's team dropped the ball regarding the vetting[1] process of Sarah Palin.

We're inclined to agree.

That's why we here at FameCrawler, home of all things fameish and crawlesque have decided to help you, the voter. We've done some pretty extensive ~~drinking~~ vetting ourselves over the weekend (McCain, you owe us a house each) and have some interesting information on Mrs. Palin, some of which is actually true!

Here is a list of the items we uncovered without ever stepping foot in Alaska (not that there is anything wrong with that):

The Original Palin Post: John McCain Picks Sarah Palin as VP

Bristol Baby: Sarah Palin's Teen Daughter Pregnant!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy Identified!!!

Bristol Palin's Baby Daddy - I Don't Want Kids (Oops!)

Pregnant Teen Bristol Palin - Photos

Bristol Palin Pregnancy Scandal: Babygate Lives! (Photos)

Bristol Palin Pregnancy: Is Sarah Palin's Baby Really Her Daughter's? (Photos)

Sarah Palin in a Bikini!

Sarah Palin Compared To Angelina Jolie

Diddy on Palin: Good Intentions, Bad Script, Ugly Production

Sarah Palin's Days as a Sportscaster...Video!

Sarah Palin Is A Hunter! Photos!

Seven Things You Might Not Know About Sarah Palin

Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin was Runner Up in 1984 Beauty Contest

Sarah Palin's Husband Arrested For DUI

Sarah Palin Being Investigated (Child Custody,Threats & Lies)

Lindsay Lohan Blogs About Sarah Palin

NUDE! Sarah Palin Naked Photo?!

Bristol gets her drink on

Sarah Palin's Dark Secrets (Photos)!

Proof that Baby Trig is NOT Sarah Palin's Baby!?

Palin's First Baby Daddy to Attend Republican National Convention: Will Bring Mullet

Trig and Bristol: Palin Family Names Run Amok

Political Nanny: Obama Offended by Implied Link to Palin Family Rumors

'Palin Should Go Back to the Kitchen' and 4 More WTF Comments About the VP Pick

McCain, Palin oppose teen pregnancy aid and sex education

Sarah Palin's acceptance speech at the RNC video

Palin family online: real or fake

Piper & Trig Palin: A Pretty Cute Video

The "Barracuda" Scandal(ish)

9 Most Disturbing Beliefs

Palin on Newsweek (and a dead bear)

Palin Affair?

Affair is False!

Robin Williams is Still Funny?!

When Hairy Met Pali

Sarah Racist?

Trailer Trash?

Todd Palin Subpoenaed!

Tina Fey is Sarah Palin on SNL! Video!

This list will be updated for your browsing and vetting pleasure. McCain, we're serious about the houses!

[1] From Wikipedia:

Vetting is a process of examination and evaluation. Specifically, vetting often refers to performing a background check on someone before offering them employment. In addition, in intelligence gathering, assets are vetted to determine their usefulness.

In the United States, a party's presidential nominee must choose a vice-presidential candidate to accompany him or her on the ticket. Prospective vice-presidential candidates must undergo thorough evaluation by a team of advisers acting on behalf of the nominee. In later stages of the vetting process, the team will examine such items as a prospective vice-presidential candidate's finances, personal conduct, and previous coverage in the media.

To vet was originally a horse-racing term, referring to the requirement that a horse be checked for health and soundness by a veterinarian before being allowed to race. Thus, it has taken the general meaning "to check."

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Brad and Maddox Hit The Track

Karen — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

Brad Pitt and Maddox have some racy father son time following the birth of the twins. I bet the boys wanted to get out of the house with all that newborn baby business going on!

Look how adorable Maddox is (below), while looking up at Daddy for some last minute safety tips (or so I'm guessing).

A Time for Heroes: Bruce Jenner

Whit Honea — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 19:32:00 GMT

Bruce Jenner, who I can't look at without thinking of Wheaties, and his wife Kris attended A Time For Heroes with their daughters Kendall and Kylie.

The event was sponsored by Disney to benefit the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation

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Juan Pablo Montoya and Sebastian Hit the Track

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 15:40:00 GMT

Here's what I know about Juan Pablo Montoya: He drives cars and has a son named Sebastian.

What else do I need to know?

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Jeff Gordon and Ella Sophia: Still Cute

Whit Honea — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 21:27:00 GMT

This just in: Jeff Gordon's daughter Ella Sophia is a cutie. Further proof available here and here.

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Ryan and Deacon Tour de Stad

Whit Honea — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:58:00 GMT

Hey, Dad, isn't this where Jack met Desmond?

Ryan Phillippe and his son Deacon know that a family that plays together, stays together. Or at the very least they have a lot of fun.

Recently Ryan told Entertainment Tonight, “Being a father is by far my greatest achievement and the most important thing about me. My mother had a day-care center in my house growing up. And I come from a big family on the East Coast. We grew up helping take care of and raise kids, so it’s very second nature to me.”

Kudos, Ryan.

Marion Jones Sentenced to Prison

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:27:00 GMT

Marion Jones has fallen. The one time track superstar pleaded with the judge not to separate her from her children with jail time for her steroid use, but was given the maximum sentence available under her plea bargain.

Judge Kenneth Karas said that he gave her 6-months in jail plus 800 hours of community service to make an example of her to other athletes that choose to use steroids instead of "hard work, dedication, teamwork and sportsmanship."

That's messed up. Yes, she was wrong. She is financially ruined. Her name is tarnished and her legacy in jeopardy. There is a long list of terrible things that she is now facing due to her choices. I don't have a problem with her being punished, but I don't see how she is responsible for other athletes. She was given steroids by the same people that gave them to Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds. Where is their orange jumpsuit?

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Heidi Klum and Seal Visit Santa, Baby

Whit Honea — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Seal and Heidi took the kids to visit Santa Clause over the weekend. Apparently the kids want actual toys and not left over pieces of material from Project Runway like they got for their respective birthdays.

Judging by the trolley track behind them I'm guessing they are at the Grove. I think I might take the boys over there today as well. If that Santa is good enough for them he's good enough for me. Isn't that right Santa, baby?

Photo: Babyrazzi