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Octo-Mom Doesn't Think Angelina Is Hot Stuff

Josh loposer — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:00:00 GMT

By now, we've all heard the rumor that Octo-Mom has some kind of weird creepy obsession with Angelina Jolie and once stripped as a Angie look-a-like. Well, according to Octo: “No offense. But I would not want to look like this woman.”

Not only is Nadya threatening to sue the 3 corroborating witnesses (the strip club owner, a limo driver, and a fellow dancer) that claim that she was once a stripper known as "Angelina," she's trying to deny her weird fascination with Jolie all together.

Major BS! In fact, Suleman reportedly even had plastic surgery to look like more like Angelina awhile back -- a nose job and lip implants.

Unfortunately, all that we get from her statements is further proof that Octo is both batsh*t crazy, and a terrible liar. Both of which we already knew a looong time ago.

But hey, just like it is with her tattoos and junk, she's like a slow motion trainwreck that I can't help but keep watching.

How many times more bizarre is Nadya than the pregnant man? I'm going to say, at least 37 times weirder.

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Whitney Houston on Celebrity Big Brother?

Karl Erikson — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:37:00 GMT

What amazing singer turned Train Wreck of the Century is in talks to appear in the British version of Celebrity Big Brother? That's right, Whitney Houston!

"We're aiming high for the new series. We want top-notch stars, no Z-listers," a source tells the Daily Mail. "We'll be back with a bang in 2009!"

Oh, holy hell. You KNOW I'm watching that shit! Whitney? That is going to be messed UP. Man, I used to have such a crush on Whitney. You know, back in the 80s, when she was still hot and unused. Now I wouldn't touch her with my worst enemy's guggenheimer.

Houston, 45, is the ex of bad boy Bobby Brown and together they have a 15-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi is a future crack whore but don't blame her. Look at what she has to work with.

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Oops, Britney May Do It Again

Karl Erikson — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:43:00 GMT

Hooray! Word is out that Britney is seriously considering yet another reality show. Because, you know, her first reality show "Britney and Kevin Chaotic" did so amazingly well. And really, who can get enough of Britney? Not me, that's for sure.

Britney's dad is reportedly pissed that she's considering this documentary-style ~~train wreck~~ show on MTV. "He thinks it's a big mistake and doesn't want anything to do with it. But Britney thinks it will help her custody battle for her sons," a source told the Daily Star.

Er, right. Because having all of her psychoses captured on tape is the one thing that's going to get her kids back. Not acting normal or anything, that's so overrated.

I hear they're going to call it "Skankovision 24-7."

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Whit Honea — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:42:00 GMT

Welcome to a day in the life of Kate Moss. She's got it all: Rock star boyfriend? Check. Limo? Check. Drag Queen? Check. Great, all we're missing is soberiety! Britney Spears wishes she rolled with this kind of crazy.

Is it wrong that I'm finding the drag queen to be the prettiest girl in the car?

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