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Yeehaw, Canadian Country Singer, Paul Brandt & Wife Expecting A Baby

Sassy Smith — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Canadian country singer, Paul Brandt, 35, and his wife Elizabeth Peterson are expecting their first child together. Paul said: "We just announced today that we're expecting. It's rockin' my world, and my friends say it's going to change everything." Oh yes Paul, life will never be the same! It will be better than you could ever imagine though!

Brandt loves kids but knew he wasn't ready to be a dad until now. "Back when I was working at the hospital, I would take care of up to five babies at a time. And I remember I loved that experience, but I knew I wasn't ready. Now I feel like I'm more ready. In fact, I know I'm ready to jump off that cliff." No need for cliff jumpin' dude, it'll be okay!

Their baby is due next May.

Photo source: Nashville org

ER Hottie, Goran Visnjic Agrees To Pay Child Support For Croatian Woman's 8 Month Old Girl

Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:02:00 GMT

I can't believe my eye candy from NBC's ER, Goran Visnjic, who plays Dr. Luca Kovac, fathered a child with a Croatian woman when he's already married!

Mirela Rupic, 36, had previously sued Visnjic, 35, saying he was the father of her 8 month old daughter. At a hearing, on Tuesday, before a Zagreb court, Goran's attorney, Marijan Hanzekovic, said that Goran had decided to not take a paternity test and recognize the little girl as his own. He's agreed to pay $1,800 a month in child support. Well at least he's acknowledging his daughter now but it took him 8 months. He's been given visitation rights and can see his baby once a month.

Visnjic has been married to Ivana Vrdoljak since 1999 and the couple just adopted a baby boy this past spring. I guess that means he CHEATED ON HIS WIFE. His hot level is slowly dwindling in my opinion.

Photo source: img.tv.yahoo

Britney Spears Is A Thief?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 16:04:00 GMT

According to eye witnesses at the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood, our favourite poptart, Britney Spears, was seen shopping at 1am. That's not all though!

She reportedly wanted to try on naughty panties in a fitting room, however, the store employees told the trainwreck, "they don't allow people to try on underwear." A source at the shop said, "She was really upset and looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes." Probably because her babies sucked the life outta them since, they're, you know, possessed (According to Brit).

What would most of us gals do in that situation? Hells bells, we'd just strip off in front of other customers and try those dang panties on ya'll! That's exactly what Spears did. As onlookers watched, Brit began trying on underwear in the middle of the store. Apparently she tried on a pair of boyshorts that had "Barely Legal" stitched across the ass. Um, she's what, 25 or 26? I think Barely Legal just doesn't apply in this situation.

Another eyewitness said, “The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child. The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card.”

To top off her shopping spree, and to show she's mature, she walked up to a mannequin and grabbed the wig off of the head and stole it. Well, she does need some new hair desperately.

Photosource: INFDaily

I'm Skeered Ya'll: Britney Believes Her House Is Haunted & Her Boys Are Possessed By The Devil

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 20:02:00 GMT

Britney Spears is often seen coming and going from The Four Seasons Hotel and now we know why. Spears thinks that her Malibu manion is haunted. Not sure what she feels haunted is-could be the dog poo stains and evidence of diaper changes on her white sofa that has her frightened. Or maybe she's scared herself silly with all of her "devices."

A source close to Brit says, "She is totally spooked by the place. She feels terribly lonely and hears all sorts of noises that can't be explained. The whole vibe of the house makes her nervous and maybe explains some of her erratic behavior." I'm doubting it's "unexplained noises" that are making her erratic.

The previous owner of Britney's house has said, “The place is definitely haunted. My family had some extremely frightening supernatural experiences. We traced the history of the place and believe the spirit of a tormented girl is trapped there.” I'm pretty sure Brit has a Beverly Hills home too, so why not go there? Oh maybe that one is haunted too.

And just to add icing to the crazy cake, Spears claims that her toddlers are possessed by. the. devil., according to Closer magazine. A friend said, "We got talking about her kids and she said she doesn't even want to go near them because she thinks they're possessed. It sounds insane when you say it out loud, but she told me that she's finding it tough to be near them at the moment." Dear God, I've heard it all now. Poor Sean Preston and Jayden James.

The friend continues, "Britney has her priorities all wrong. She's a total mess and seems to think that if sheh fixes the way she looks, it will somehow solve everything." If anyone is "possessed," it's Spears herself. Girlfriend needs a big reality check. By reality check, I mean, slap in the face. Gah!

Photo source: celebrity-gossip.net

Paris Hilton Pregnant?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Is Paris Hilton pregnant? Thankfully no. However, Ms. Hilton, wants to have a baby soon! Paris's BFF Nicole Richie, as we all know, is pregnant and Paris wants to join her so they can share motherhood together. Paris can barely care for her dogs, yet she wants a human to care for? Lord help us. Can you even imagine her changing a poopy diaper? Hell no.

Paris said, “Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old. I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’” Awww how ~~scary~~ sweet.

Just one little problem though! Paris declares, “I don’t have a boyfriend right now. But I would love to start a family.” And as for her Simple Life co-star, “[Nicole] is really excited, and happy, and a little scared.” Ah and we'll all be a lot scared if you are with child Paris.

Photo source: Newsmag online

Britney Spears Adopting Two Girls And Planning Her Funeral?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

There are reports that Britney Spears, aka TRAINWRECK, is adopting two children. Sources say that Spears has chosen to adopt twin girls from China, 6 years old and is just finalizing the details. Here's my problem with this: We're talking about Britney. Britney Spears. A woman, who can't even look after the two sons she produced with Kevin Federline, yet an adoption agency saw her fit enough to adopt twins? Pfftt. Spears wouldn't even qualify for adopting a freakin' Cabbage Patch Doll, let alone, TWO HUMAN BEINGS. A source said, the girls from China would "fill the void" left by her losing custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James,1. Ah okay. They're kids, not shoes for petesake. You don't just "replace" people. Please let this NOT BE TRUE.

In other earth shattering, head shaking, eye rolling, Britney news, she's allegedly dropped 50 grand on planning her own funeral. I guess it's not unusual to plan ahead, although I don't know too many 26 year olds, that plan their own funeral arrangements at such a young age. However, why doesn't Spears spend that kind of money on, say, rehab, so she can get her life together, get her boys back, and LIVE, rather than planning her death? She's just so bizarre.

Photo source: Celebspin

People's Sexiest Men-Be Prepared To Drool

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 22:33:00 GMT

I barely looked at this list, because I don't have time to oogle hot men. However, if you do have some time to form drool puddles on your keyboard, keep reading for the list.

Soap & Frozen Sperm: Celine Dion Is A Busy Woman

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 18:02:00 GMT

Canadian, my heart will go on ~~and we wish you'd just shut it~~ singer, Celine Dion is a busy lady! Soap and sperm takes a lot of work dontcha know?

VIDEO AFTER THE READ

Dion made a guest appearance on All My Children on Wednesday November 21st and stole the show. Susan Lucci, better watch out or someone might be a stealin' your job! I think. I dunno. I don't watch that soap, so I really have no insight as to how she actually did. I do have a video for you to watch and then you can see for yourself. She's a great actress though right? Hardly could tell she was reading from a teleprompter! *cough*

Celine will also be launching a year long world tour in February, making stops in Africia, the Middle East, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and North America. Of course her husband, Angelil and their 6 year old son, Rene Charles will be with her. Since they are so busy, they've got some frozen sperm because they want to make another baby. I suppose the correct terminology is they have "embryos stored" at a clinic in New York, because saying they have "frozen sperm" makes it sound like they've got some secrets in their freezer alongside their icecream. And that my friends, would be creepy.

The couple plan on trying to conceive after the tour ends. Dion said, We'd love that. We'll rest a little bit and then hopefully we can be parents again." Rene Charles is hoping for a sister. Aw, then they could share hair products! That boy has some very pretty, and very long hair. And before you email me, my youngest son has really long hair too and gets called a girl all the time.

Photo source: pocantichohills.org

Bring It B*tch-Kevin Federline Not Worried About Britney Hiring A Private Detective

Sassy Smith — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:33:00 GMT

Kevin Federline isn't concerned that his ex wife, Britney Spears might be gettin' all up in his grill.

It's been reported that Spears has hired private investigators to follow Kevin around to "dig dirt" on him. As I said before, I don't think there'll be much to find. Unless you classify making a crappy "hip hop" album as "dirt," then okay, you might find something.

Kev's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan, says that his client has absolutely nothing to worry about and that Spears his wasting her time and money. Kaplan says, "I think that if that is what they need to do, or have to do, to have (a go) at it. I don't think it will, in anyway, be a good expenditure of funds. But I can't stop that from happening. I don't think (Federline) would be concerned about it, and I don't think he has to change anything he is doing in order to address that."

Kaplan went on to say that it was a smart move on Britney's part, to hire a chauffeur to drive her and her sons around after she was banned by the judge in the on-going custody battle, from driving with her children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, present in the car. He added, "Anything that puts the children in a car that reduces the risk ... I am all for that. We are only concerned when she is driving the kids." Okay, I am totally for all of that too, but Kevin's "chauffeur" might want to take some driving lessons or think about getting a new job. As far as I know, a stop sign means STOP. Can't wait to see what skeletons fall out of the closets at some point where they're both concerned. Well, I guess we know some of Britney's.

Photo source: somemorrefiles.wordpress

Famecrawler's Top Ten Turkeys: Who's Comin' To Dinner?

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 20:03:00 GMT

Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American friends and readers! Thanksgiving just wouldn't be Thanksgiving if we didn't share some awesome recipes of some of our most "famous turkeys". Read on for the top ten list:

# 1-Britney Spears (ya, that's about the only # 1 on any list that she's getting). Britney's famous recipe is "Sweet Cheeto pie". You get some Cheetos and make a pie. That's about it. Britney likes to keep things real simple. Gobble gobble.

# 2-Heather Mills. Her recipe is called Cup'o Crazy Bitch with Nuts on top. I hear it's quite hearty and filling. She also recommends rat's milk as a complimentary drink with the meal.

# 3-Victoria Beckham. Apple and Implant Cider. Nothin' says a ~~Dee~~ cup like a warm mug of cinnamon flavoured apple drink.

# 4-Nicole Richie. The Simple Stuffed Green Peppers recipe. Free "cutesy" dog urinal with every meal.

# 5. David Hasselhoff. Cranberry and Sloppy Burger Sauce. Make sure you're drunk and being videotaped by your child to experience the full flavour and aroma. Bottoms up.

# 6. Alec Baldwin. Plumpkin pie. Mix with 2 parts pumpkin, one part pie and don't forget a dash of "thoughtless little pig."

# 7. Kevin Federline. White Trash Puff Balls. 'Nuff said.

# 8. Eddie Murphy. Pumpkin and I'm Not Your Father Bread. Best to make babies with this recipe and then deny your paternity and diss your baby. Goes well with Alec Baldwin's Plumpkin pie.

# 9. Pamela Anderson. No Bake, Lotsa Fake Turkey Cake. Quite an easy recipe-Just combine two boobs (works best if they're outrageously fake), orange tanner and bleach. Mix well.

#10.Chris Crocker. Transberry Nutswirls. Make sure you LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE while baking this.

Your mouth is watering right? Saliva pooling in your mouth because these recipes all sound so tempting? I knew it! Don't say I'm not generous. Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

Photo sources: images.ctv.ca,Splash,dailymail.uk,urbanupdater,galaxyblog,lemonpepper

Britney's Private Dick

Sassy Smith — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 16:38:00 GMT

Our favourite popwreck has hired herself some good ol' fashioned private investigators to dig the dirt on her ex, Kevin Federline.

Spears wants the investigators to follow K'Fed and prove to the judge, in their on-going custody battle, that he's not the perfect parent he pretends to be. Hmm, well I personally don't know any perfect parent. Britney claims that she has witnessed Kevin getting stoned and drinking in front of the children and her hope is to dig some dirt on him and show it to the judge. Ah huh.

Spears lawyer issued this statement to UsWeekly:

"Ms. Spears hopes that she and Mr. Federline will be able to reach an agreement as to all matters concerning their children. She hopes that by not commenting on court proceedings the media attention in those proceedings will subside, which she requests for the safety and well being of the children."

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed her and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children. Ms. Spears is grateful for and appreciates the support and well wishes of the many, many people who have extended same. "

You know if Britney put half as much effort into getting her own life turned around as she is into "proving Kevin isn't a perfect parent," then maybe she'd have a shot at getting her kids back. I mean really, what dirt does she expect to find on Federline? Last time I checked, he's boring. Snoresville. Brit can't comprehend the scenerio of trying to get her life back on track because she's got permanent brain freeze from all the Starbucks frapps. Great, now I want a Starbucks.

Photo source: Britneyspearswedding.net

"The Picture Tom Cruise Doesn't Want You to See" - Get Yer Angry Baldy Right Here, Folks

HerBadMother — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT

That picture that Tom Cruise doesn't want you to see? The story is that the diminutive Scientologist and the producers of the Ben Stiller movie (Tropic Thunder) in which he appears just don't want the 'surprise' cameo ruined for fans. Which, whatever. If there's really anybody out there who would get a big thrill out of seeing a fat, balding Tom appear unexpectedly in a Ben Stiller movie, I doubt that they're going to be put off by a little spoiler or two. You'd have to be a die-hard Tomophile to get off on the combination of Tom, prosthetics and Ben Stiller. Really.

My guess? The producers of the Ben Stiller movie orchestrated the dissemination of those photos to drum up press for the movie - because, really, how many Ben Stiller movies have done boffo box office recently? (how many Tom Cruise movies have done boffo box office recently?) - and Tom's just choked because a) his 'serious' movie is a flop and he's still stinging from that, b) he looks like a right idiot, and c) put those two things together and you have the perfect recipe for a Scientologist hissy fit.

Get a good look at the picture and get your giggles in while you can; the deputies of Xenu will make us take it down soon.

Photo source: Just Jared

Trashy Britney Spears

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

According to Life & Style, Spears is facing yet another lawsuit for reportedly trashing a condo in Marina Del Rey. My head is literally spinning from all the drama.

The owner of the condominium, Amir E. Zagross is threatening to sue the poptart unless she coughs up some dough for the damage that she and her family caused. The condo is worth an estimated $1.5 million.

He says, “I met Britney at the condo myself with her mother, brother, sons and her bodyguards. They assured me they were immaculate, nice people who would take care of the property. But the damage was significant.” Ya, but doesn't he know who Britney is? Has he been living under a rock? Dude, it's Britney Spears! She's not known for being "immaculate". That's not the word that comes to mind when I think of her.

Britster's big bro' Bryan, 30, may be more to blame than his trainwreck sister, 26. Wow, who knew she came from a family of trashiness?

A source said, “The whole family would come in and out of the place, but Bryan was the most constant."

Apparently there is damage to the walls, flooring, balcony, doors, electrical outlets and air conditioning, claims Zagross, who said, “We couldn’t re-rent the condo because of the state it was in." Shocking eh? I mean Britney is usually so classy. Ah, you caught me, I did not type that last sentence with a straight face.

Photo source: about.com

Meat Makes Me Hot-So Heather Mills Says

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 14:06:00 GMT

I love me a good steak. Medium rare. Yum! Apparently Heather Mills would want me to eat a piece of grass and drink rat's milk instead. Or dog's milk. Or cat's milk. Here kitty, kitty, kitty, mama's thirsty. Remind me never to eat lunch with Mills. Keep readin' for the crazy...

Louis Vuitton Doesn't Like Britney Spears?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:01:00 GMT

Or maybe just the fact that Spears, or rather her "people" used a close up of Louis Vuitton fabric in the pink Hummer used in her 2005 video, "Do Something." *Gasp*

The house of Vuitton (oh don't they sound uppity?) won a case against Sony, BMG and MTV Online (Spears was not named in the actual lawsuit), and the video has been banned on European TV stations. LV was awarded 80,000 Euros (um, not sure how much that is in US funds, what do I look like, a conversion chart?) in damages for the unauthorized use of the fabric. Paaaalease! Usually designers want famous people to flaunt their shit. And Brit was a respectable ~~tramp~~ popstar back then! Go figure. Apparently, the tribunal found the director of said video, guilty of "clearly emphasizing the Louis Vuitton brand." Holy! How awful right? Rolling my eyes here.

The producer of the video was also ordered to pay a crap load of money for damages for "tarnishing" Vuitton’s image (Huh? I mean, sure if it was a 2007 Britney video, ya, get upset, but people, this was when she was hot!) and $1,470 per day until the video is removed from the Internet. Have fun with that task.

Photo source: about.com

Julia Roberts Personality Is Not So Pretty?

Sassy Smith — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:03:00 GMT

Pretty ~~big hypocrite~~ Woman star, Julia Roberts, was seen getting into her SUV, that was parked in a handicap zone, while out shopping with her husband, Danny Moder. Let's break this down shall we and point out the things wrong with this situation.

First, Pretty Woman is my all time favourite movie. That has nothing to do with this story, but I'm just telling you because I felt like it and I'm ~~probably going to get over it~~ heartbroken that Julia Roberts could be so, so, not nice.

Second, Julia has said in a new interview in the December issue of Variety Magazine, that she "has a desire to be an organic supermom who grows and makes all of her own food and does as many crafts as she can fit into a day with as little impact on the environment as possible." Okay, so you're being that "save the environment supermom" by driving to the grocery store in your gas guzzling SUV and then parking in a spot reserved for people who are HANDICAPPED in some way (visible or otherwise)? Tsk tsk. I'm sorry, there is no excuse for parking in a handicap spot, if you are not disabled in some capicity. Personally, I don't care if people want to drive a giant, gas pig of a vehicle but sorry, you can't be all preachy about how you want to save the environment and then do things that make you a big ol' hypocrite. Pick one.

The Enquirer ran a story about Salma Hayek, when she was super pregnant, who chose to park quite a distance away from her destination at a studio lot, instead of using a handicapped spot, that she could have techincally taken. Says alot now doesn't it? If Salma and her ~~huge boobs~~ pregnant belly could walk to her destination, then you certainly could have Ms."I'm going to make my own crafts". Shame on you Julia Roberts, shame on you.

Photo source: Splashnews

Gimme Gimme Turkey B*tch! Britney Confirms Dinner Engagement With The Cyrus's

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Ya'll must remember that Billy Ray Cyrus and his "Hannah Montana" daughter, Miley Cyrus wanted Britney Spears to have Thanksgiving dinner with them? Billy Ray is quoted as saying, "Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too." Do they know who Britney is? Are they confusing her with her cute, sane sister, Jamie Lynne?

VIDEO AFTER THE READ

Well, it seems as though the Britster has confirmed that she's going, you know, that is, if she remembers. Or her cell phone works. Or if she's not busy running over a paparazzo's foot. Or using her inhaler. Or killing her gold fish. Girlfriend is busy!

This video apparently shows that Spears confirmed her intention to go, as a reporter asked her about it, during her outing to Petco. Can you imagine if she does actually go? Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the Cyrus home. Or even the damn turkey! Front row seat to the crazy! Oh, I also love when one of the reporters asks, what kind of fish it is. Um, well, it's gold. And it's a fish. GOLDFISH.

*Note-the video does contain a couple of curse words near the end*

Photo source: Hollywoodbackwash

Wit Yo Bad Self-Well Actually With A Woman:Timbaland To Be A Daddy!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Hip Hop Big Wig Do'er of All, Timbaland, is going to be a proud papa!

Timbaland, 36, (who's real name is Timothy Z. Mosley) is reportedly expecting a baby girl with a woman who works for, Mosley Music Group, which is his music label. The baby is expected sometime at the end of this month, but no other details have been released.

Sources say, "They are not a couple but Timbaland has promised to be involved in the child's upbringing. He's very excited about the baby and has been very supportive to the mother." Reps for Timbaland have refused to comment.

The music mogul is currently working on Madonna's new album, which is slated for a 2008 release. Hopefully he can help Madge get an album out that's worth listening to! Did I say that out loud? Yes, yes, I did.

Photo source: Examiner.com

Heath Ledger & Matilda Rockin' The Sunglasses In Soho

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

And by rockin' the sunglasses, I mean Matilda is. Heath, ah, not so much. Why does Heath look like a hobo lately? Must be for a movie role. Yes. For sure.

Ledger and his adorable daughter, Matilda, (with ex, Michelle Williams), were having some father/daughter time yesterday in Soho, NYC. How stinkin' cute is she? I mean the glasses are cute but she's beyond cute! Now only if her ~~bag lady~~ daddy would get himself back to his usual hotness. I mean really, what's with the greasy, unkempt hair and the 80's fingerless gloves? And they have stripes on them. *Shudder*

Photo source: Babyrazzi

No Threat Of Miscarriage For JLo!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:02:00 GMT

Jennifer Lopez has a clean bill of health, despite reports that she was in possible danger of miscarrying her unborn baby.

Rumor had it, Jennifer was rushed to the hospital because she had found traces of blood in her urine and then her doctors had supposedly put her on immediate rest and would stop touring. Apparently she's A-Okay and so is baby Marco (possible name), which is great news! Oh I soooo hope baby looks like his mama.

JLo's spokesperson says, "Despite erroneous reports of Jennifer Lopez having difficulties with her pregnancy, we are happy to confirm she is very healthy and continuing with her schedule as planned." Keep on rockin' it Ms. Lopez!

Photo source: Hollyscoop

Britney's Mom Sleeping With Kevin Federline?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Apparently Britney thinks so.

Spears has accused her mother, Lynne, of sleeping with Kevin Federline in a bid to get close to her grandchildren. Um ew. Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Sources say that Britney said to her mother, "I suppose you're sleeping with Kevin now as well?" Brit is reportedly fuming that her mother and K'Fed have become close. I'm crossing my fingers that grandma doesn't have to do the nasty with Federline to be able to see her grandbabies. Personally, I think it's just a case of Spears going off the deep end and putting blame on everyone else for her lack of parenting skills.

Photo source: Celebrity gossip

Tom Cruise Is Fat, Bald & Hot!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Did I say hot? I meant, pass me a bucket. Cruise is set to appear in Ben Stiller's comedy, Tropic Thunder, slated for a July 2008 release. Mark your calendars!

Cruise is apparently playing a studio mogul in the film, which also stars, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Bill Hader and Justin Theroux. The movie is about a group of actors shooting a big budget war movie and through some freak occurrences, they end up being forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. Sounds absolutely ~~strange~~ riveting!

I can't take my eyes off of that chest hair. I'm assuming Tom is in costume in that above picture, but hey, maybe that's his real look and when we see him out with Katie Holmes, that look is really the costume. Oh zing!

Photo source: Just Jared

Hit Me Baby One More Time, No Two More Times...Britney Can't Drive

Sassy Smith — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:56:00 GMT

So what else is new?

VIDEO AFTER THE READ

Britser is out and about, driving in her white Mercedes with her ~~growth~~ "friend", Sam Lufti. And that's about it as far as the story goes. She doesn't have her kids, because she's not permitted to drive with them in her vehicle. So, I'm giving you something to do on this fine Saturday, and that's to have some fun, watching Britney trying to, not exactly sure... pull up to a gas pump? Or not run over the paparazzi? Or both? Whatever. Don't say I've never given you anything!

Photo source: Celeb photos