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"The Picture Tom Cruise Doesn't Want You to See" - Get Yer Angry Baldy Right Here, Folks

HerBadMother — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 16:23:00 GMT

That picture that Tom Cruise doesn't want you to see? The story is that the diminutive Scientologist and the producers of the Ben Stiller movie (Tropic Thunder) in which he appears just don't want the 'surprise' cameo ruined for fans. Which, whatever. If there's really anybody out there who would get a big thrill out of seeing a fat, balding Tom appear unexpectedly in a Ben Stiller movie, I doubt that they're going to be put off by a little spoiler or two. You'd have to be a die-hard Tomophile to get off on the combination of Tom, prosthetics and Ben Stiller. Really.

My guess? The producers of the Ben Stiller movie orchestrated the dissemination of those photos to drum up press for the movie - because, really, how many Ben Stiller movies have done boffo box office recently? (how many Tom Cruise movies have done boffo box office recently?) - and Tom's just choked because a) his 'serious' movie is a flop and he's still stinging from that, b) he looks like a right idiot, and c) put those two things together and you have the perfect recipe for a Scientologist hissy fit.

Get a good look at the picture and get your giggles in while you can; the deputies of Xenu will make us take it down soon.

Photo source: Just Jared

Gimme Gimme Turkey B*tch! Britney Confirms Dinner Engagement With The Cyrus's

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:06:00 GMT

Ya'll must remember that Billy Ray Cyrus and his "Hannah Montana" daughter, Miley Cyrus wanted Britney Spears to have Thanksgiving dinner with them? Billy Ray is quoted as saying, "Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too." Do they know who Britney is? Are they confusing her with her cute, sane sister, Jamie Lynne?

VIDEO AFTER THE READ

Well, it seems as though the Britster has confirmed that she's going, you know, that is, if she remembers. Or her cell phone works. Or if she's not busy running over a paparazzo's foot. Or using her inhaler. Or killing her gold fish. Girlfriend is busy!

This video apparently shows that Spears confirmed her intention to go, as a reporter asked her about it, during her outing to Petco. Can you imagine if she does actually go? Oh how I'd love to be a fly on the wall in the Cyrus home. Or even the damn turkey! Front row seat to the crazy! Oh, I also love when one of the reporters asks, what kind of fish it is. Um, well, it's gold. And it's a fish. GOLDFISH.

*Note-the video does contain a couple of curse words near the end*

Photo source: Hollywoodbackwash

Wit Yo Bad Self-Well Actually With A Woman:Timbaland To Be A Daddy!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Hip Hop Big Wig Do'er of All, Timbaland, is going to be a proud papa!

Timbaland, 36, (who's real name is Timothy Z. Mosley) is reportedly expecting a baby girl with a woman who works for, Mosley Music Group, which is his music label. The baby is expected sometime at the end of this month, but no other details have been released.

Sources say, "They are not a couple but Timbaland has promised to be involved in the child's upbringing. He's very excited about the baby and has been very supportive to the mother." Reps for Timbaland have refused to comment.

The music mogul is currently working on Madonna's new album, which is slated for a 2008 release. Hopefully he can help Madge get an album out that's worth listening to! Did I say that out loud? Yes, yes, I did.

Photo source: Examiner.com

Heath Ledger & Matilda Rockin' The Sunglasses In Soho

Sassy Smith — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 13:05:00 GMT

And by rockin' the sunglasses, I mean Matilda is. Heath, ah, not so much. Why does Heath look like a hobo lately? Must be for a movie role. Yes. For sure.

Ledger and his adorable daughter, Matilda, (with ex, Michelle Williams), were having some father/daughter time yesterday in Soho, NYC. How stinkin' cute is she? I mean the glasses are cute but she's beyond cute! Now only if her ~~bag lady~~ daddy would get himself back to his usual hotness. I mean really, what's with the greasy, unkempt hair and the 80's fingerless gloves? And they have stripes on them. *Shudder*

Photo source: Babyrazzi

Britney's Mom Sleeping With Kevin Federline?

Sassy Smith — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Apparently Britney thinks so.

Spears has accused her mother, Lynne, of sleeping with Kevin Federline in a bid to get close to her grandchildren. Um ew. Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Sources say that Britney said to her mother, "I suppose you're sleeping with Kevin now as well?" Brit is reportedly fuming that her mother and K'Fed have become close. I'm crossing my fingers that grandma doesn't have to do the nasty with Federline to be able to see her grandbabies. Personally, I think it's just a case of Spears going off the deep end and putting blame on everyone else for her lack of parenting skills.

Photo source: Celebrity gossip

Tom Cruise Is Fat, Bald & Hot!

Sassy Smith — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 17:01:00 GMT

Did I say hot? I meant, pass me a bucket. Cruise is set to appear in Ben Stiller's comedy, Tropic Thunder, slated for a July 2008 release. Mark your calendars!

Cruise is apparently playing a studio mogul in the film, which also stars, Matthew McConaughey, Robert Downey, Jr., Jack Black, Nick Nolte, Bill Hader and Justin Theroux. The movie is about a group of actors shooting a big budget war movie and through some freak occurrences, they end up being forced to become the soldiers they are portraying. Sounds absolutely ~~strange~~ riveting!

I can't take my eyes off of that chest hair. I'm assuming Tom is in costume in that above picture, but hey, maybe that's his real look and when we see him out with Katie Holmes, that look is really the costume. Oh zing!

Photo source: Just Jared