FameCrawler : turkey

Turkey for Honor

Whit Honea — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 20:06:00 GMT

Let's assume that Cash Warren is buying this roaster because he and/or Jessica Alba were preparing a Christmas feast for Honor and company and not because he is about to fail miserably on a gift for his wife.

He should have gone to Linens and Things, everything is 70% off!

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Naomi and the Turkey

Whit Honea — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:14:00 GMT

Naomi Watts was photographed carrying a covered pan of Thanksgiving treat(s) by some paparazzi that apparently don't feel the need for such things themselves. It's Thanksgiving, people, let the pregnant lady have a moment- or help her. It's the holiday thing to do.

As far as what is under the foil, I'm sticking with turkey, although a pyramid of cranberries is a close second.

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Happy Thanksgiving from FameCrawler and Adam Sandler

Whit Honea — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Here's hoping that you and yours are having a wonderful holiday and weekend.

Adam Sandler says it much better than we can.

Be safe and have fun!

Madonna Takes A Page From Sarah Palin's Turkey Slaughter Notebook

HerBadMother — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:31:00 GMT

Oh, no, Madonna. You didn't.

What did Oscar the Grouch ever do to you?

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Hedo Turkoglu to be a Daddy

Whit Honea — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Hedo Turkoglu of the Orlando Magic and his wife Banuare are expecting their first child, a daughter, in February.

The trophy is for something else.

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Bad Santa: Victoria Beckham Receives Turkey Stuffed With Lotion

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 17:05:00 GMT

And you thought that Chia Pet you found under your tree was tacky; Victoria Beckham received a turkey stuffed with skincare products as a Christmas gift. The unfortunate bird, a gift from celebrity skin doctor Dr. Neetu Nirdosh, was intended to help the Spice Girl while on her world tour and during her extensive air travel. But the gift was an especially poor choice since Beckham is a vegetarian. "The thought of her using these products that have been stuffed inside a turkey is just nuts. She refuses to eat meat or wear fur so Victoria is far from impressed from it," a source says.

It's an honest mistake. The guy was probably wrapping up some goodies for Posh when he realized he'd run out of wrapping paper and gift bags and thought, "Hey, I'll just use this big hunk of poultry instead." Don't pretend you've never done that before.

[photo: People.com]

Balls Work

Whit Honea — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:10:00 GMT

Wrestler Balls Mahoney, which isn't his given name (it's Johnathan Rechner) and his girlfriend welcomed a baby boy on Thanksgiving day. Son Christopher weighed in at 9lbs, or roughly half the size of the turkey needed for a Balls' sized holiday dinner.

I don't know what that means. I just like putting 'Balls" in a sentence.

Didn't I see this guy on "Who Wants to be a Superhero?"

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MAD Invites the "Ladies" Over for the Holidays: Yes, Alfred E. Neuman, You Worry

Whit Honea — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 07:39:00 GMT

Honestly, I didn't even know that MAD magazine still existed. The last time I even thought of it was when Beck did that video* that folded up like the back cover of any given issue.

Norman Rockwell must be rolling in his grave.

I'll give it to MAD, they're spot on. So is that morning sickness for Nicole or bad soup?

Matt Damon is the Hare to My Tortoise

Whit Honea — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Matt Damon spent the Thanksgiving holiday with his wife's family in Miami. Here he is taking a break while jogging. This is where he falls asleep and I pass him to win the race. I hope he ate a lot of turkey because he'll have to sleep for about 8 hours.

Isn't he cold? It's fall in Miami. It must get down to the low 80's there.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 11-24-07

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 23:16:00 GMT

Wow, we missed a couple of days. Truth is, I was too ~~drunk~~ full from Thanksgiving to spy on the neighbors. Time for a little peeping:

TV dad Hulk Hogan was served divorce papers. Holy smokes! (Gabsmash)

James Wilke treks to turkey. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Nicole Richie gets her garlic on. (Just Jared)

People Feeding People, Sponsored by Harrison Ford

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart and son Liam, talked turkey with some people that could really use it. Man, that Harrison Ford is alright, first Han Solo and Indiana Jones and now this. He's a good guy (although I don't think he really sponsored anything, that was just convienent sign placement).

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Endangered Species-Save The Lampposts! Nicole Richie's Next Mission

Sassy Smith — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:34:00 GMT

Nicole Richie is on a mission: to save the America's lampposts from dog pee. And here we thought Britney Spears and Heather Mills were the only crazies! Who knew?

Richie is promoting an invention by Lennart Jarlerbro, a Swedish inventor who has come up with a "dog urinal" to help stop the corroding of lampposts. Apparently all the little critters' urine is destructive to lampposts everywhere. The ~~simple~~ Simple Life star said, "This invention is just so clever. It's a cute rubber cup attached to the post and a hose that pipes urine into the gutter." Oh. Then it goes from the gutter to the streams and rivers and we get to end up drinking it? Sweet.

Jarlerbro, revealed his invention earlier this month, and thought up this idea after getting annoyed at seeing lampposts prematurely corroded. "The average lamppost has a lifespan of 30 years but my invention could add a further 15 years." Excellent! I think my life is complete now that I know that the lampposts of America will no longer be pissed on.

Photo source: pet-pet blog.net

Federline's Driver Endangers Children, Runs Stop Sign

Karen — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:02:00 GMT

Last night after celebrating Thanksgiving a day early with Mom Britney Spears, Sean Preston and Jayden James were picked up by one of Federline's drivers to be escorted back to their father.

Video (after the jump) shows said driver running a stop sign right before the very same busy intersection where Britney ran through a set of lights earlier this year. I wonder if Britney's Dick picked that up!

I also wonder what Thanksgiving Dinner was at Spears' house. "Okay Boys, y'all are havin' Sweet Cheeto Pie and Mama didn't buy no turkey, so I'm just gonna run around the house flapping my arms and yelling "Gobble Gobble!" Sounds fun, don't it?"

Dumb and Dumber: When Heidi Met Britney

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 23:03:00 GMT

UsWeekly quotes Project Runway host Heidi Klum telling Ellen DeGeneres about Britney Spears and a conversation they had about diapers. Apparently Britney taught Heidi a thing or two, which does not bode well for the supermodel's parenting skills (see three nannies).

Says Klum, "We were talking about babies and diapers and she explained to me a lot of things about diapers I that didn’t know. You know these sticky things on the side? I never knew that they were there. To close them in the front, I was always putting string around. I had no idea.

"It’s very clever. I learned a lot of things."

WTF? She put a string around them, like turkey legs? She was trussing her children because she didn't know that the stick tabs on the sides were functional pieces and not some sort of eye-candy accessory? Fashion has ruined that woman.

Photo: UsWeekly

Billy and Miley Cyrus Invite Britney Spears to Thanksgiving Dinner

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:58:00 GMT

Don't they know they can buy a turkey in the store? I hope they don't deep-fry her. Billy Ray Cyrus asked In Touch magazine to pass a message to Britney Spears. Doesn't it seem it would get there faster if he just left a note at Starbucks?

Here is part of his message: "Honey you are welcome to a Nashville Thanksgiving at our house. We would love to be there for you and we care about you. Miley is a big fan and she wants to reach out, too."

Wow, the ghosts of Disney present extending a hand to the ghost of Disney past.

I wonder how much tickets are to a Hannah Montana Thanksgiving. I'll look on eBay.

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Babble Talk: Jessica Seinfeld is a Sneaky Cook

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld was interviewed by Gwynne Watkins for Babble regarding her new book Deceptively Delicious. The wife of Jerry Seinfeld talks about sneaking food that is good for you into food that tastes good. You know, sneaky shit. Those picky kids need to eat something healthy.

For instance, she puts vegetables in brownies. We used to do that to. Pot is a vegetable, right?

I won't even talk about mushrooms on pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes. It's got to be better than gnawing on lead toys or eating aqua dots. I won't even go into bindeez. Whatever happened to good old spinach dip and potato salad? That's like vegetables. Don't kids eat anything besides junk and recalled toys?