FameCrawler : underwear

Joel McHale, Keith Olbermann and a Baby

Whit Honea — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 20:56:00 GMT

What has two thumbs and can't find a babysitter? This guy!

Joel McHale of "Soup" fame is super dad! He took his new baby on Keith Olbermann's show to crawl all over the desk (and pee on his dad). Don't they have interns at MSNBC?

This just in, baby Isaac is awesome!

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Kate Hudson to Dance with Wolves

Whit Honea — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Dear Kate,

What the hell are you wearing? You're outfit reminds me of Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves, or maybe it was Bull Durham, I forget.

Signed,

A Concerned Citizen

There's always that scene in any decent western where the star of the film roles out of whatever sleeping structure the native peoples they've befriended have provided and they're always wearing their long underwear and some sort of gifted footwear. Kate Hudson is that star, although her western is a bit iffy at the moment.

Maybe she's just trying to draw attention from the bump.

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Maggie Gyllenhaal on Letterman- He Wishes

Whit Honea — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:55:00 GMT

Do you remember when Maggie Gyllenhaal posed for these undie ads just a few months after having a baby? David Letterman does. The Dark Knight star was on "The Late Show" the other night and they discussed Batman and Maggie's body. Mostly Maggie's body.

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Spying on the Neighbors: 5-13-08

Whit Honea — Tue, 13 May 2008 21:00:00 GMT

What the hell is on Brad Pitt's back?

Is Brad's new ink a tribute to New Orleans? (Jezebel)

Liz Hurley pregnant again? (Hollyscoop)

Jack Black is pregnant? (Celebrity Baby Blog)

David Duchovny and son shop for Mother's Day (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Sex and the City spoilers (Perez Hilton)

Liv Tyler and Milo (Celebs and Bubs)

New Kids are back complaining (Junior Celebs)

Mike Meyers is buff (Just Jared)

I See London, I See France, I See Gwyneth's Underpants

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 18:30:00 GMT

You can see them, too, if you want. You just need to buy the latest issue of GQ, which features Gwynnie on the cover, rocking the bedsheets like so many publicity-hungry celebrities before her.

But don't you dare question the status of underpants in her everyday life. She's a mom, you know. She doesn't want anything to do with any of that knicker-free business that seems to have caught on with the Britneys and Parises of the world:

“I’m not going out without my knickers, and I’m not getting drunk and I’m not on my eighth husband,” she told GQ. Which is to say, she has standards, and, also, that she's not particularly exciting. Which is maybe why she stripped down to her underwear for GQ. To spice things up a little. Because, you know, it's hard to stay in the public eye if you're keeping covered up and aren't fooling around with random young men.

Just ask Miley and Britney.

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More Half-Naked Celebrities And Their Bedding

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 May 2008 17:05:00 GMT

What's with this whole trend of photographing celebrities wrapped in nothing but sheets? I mean, it was dumb when they did it to Lindsay, creepy when they did to Miley, and now it's just tiresome that they're starting to do it to celebrity moms.

It's not that Gwyneth's not a beautiful woman - she's not a coventional MILF (even if they have dubbed her 'One Sexy Mother' on that GQ cover) but definitely lovely to look at - but do sheets really enhance a woman's looks all that much? Apart from the suggestion - which, whatever when it's with a mature woman, but creepy with a girl Miley's age - that said woman has just had a good hair-tousling romp in bed - which itself is kind of a tired trope, no? - what does a sheet really add to a picture? Other than subliminal advertising for fabric softener, that is?

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Oops! Natasha Richardson Wardrobe Malfunction

sweatpantsmom — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:32:00 GMT

Well, at least she's wearing underwear...Natasha Richardson showed a little more skin than she would have liked at the Met Costume Institute Gala earlier this week. While walking with Tom Ford, the actress hiked up her dress a little too high and - voila - a wardrobe malfunction was born.

Unfortunately Richardson's husband Liam Neeson and sons Michael and Daniel weren't around to throw a coat over mom before the paparazzi got a shot.

But hey - this happens to all of us. I once walked out of the bathroom at Starbucks with some toilet paper stuck to my pant leg. Of course, there was only some homeless guy looking at me, and not the Beckhams or the Cruises.

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Posh Likes The Dirty Gonch

HerBadMother — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 16:32:00 GMT

Victoria Beckham tends to hover on the razor's edge of skeevishness at the best of times, what with the constant prattling on about her husband's tractor-pipe peen and shiz like that, so it doesn't help things when she talks about making hubbie David wear somebody else's used underwear. *Shudder.*

Apparently, a fan at a recent Spice Girls gig tossed his tighty whities at the stage, and the underwear landed next to Victoria. She, ever the lady, picked them up, saying: “I hope these are clean! I’ll give them to David and we’ll re-use them… even if it’s as a shower cap! It’s good to recycle.”

Okay, fine, she was joking - I hope - but whatever. It's still gross. And probably a violation of David's Armani underwear contract (which, I'm guessing, gives him unlimited access to brand new Armani gonch.) I'm all for recycling, and I am certainly all for David Beckham's nether regions, but I don't think that the two should be combined.

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Liam Gallagher, I Want You for Our PTA

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:05:00 GMT

In case you're feeling smug just because you made a platter of brownies for the school bake sale: Liam Gallagher, frontman for the band Oasis, finds time in his busy schedule to teach music at the school where son Gene, 6, is a student. “Liam’s spending loads of time in the school. He does the school run and often pops in and teaches the kids some music skills...He’s often in the music room playing on the instruments with the kids."

“Some of the kids are a bit too young to really understand who he is. He’s just another dad to a lot of them - they don’t know how lucky they are. He’s spending more time in the classroom now than he did as a kid.

This gives me an idea. The guy from Jackass is a parent at my daughter's school. Maybe he can pop in and teach the kids how to skateboard off the garage, or set their underwear on fire.

David Beckham Has A Huge...'Package'

Sassy Smith — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Ever wonder if David Beckham has a huge 'package?' Wonder no more!

MORE HOT BOD PICS AFTER THE HUMP, ER, JUMP

Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, has set the record straight and denied that her husband was digitally enhanced for his Emporio Armani underwear ad. And, he apparently didn't shove a sock in there either. Wowza!

Posh said, "I'm proud to still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!" Okay, she ruined it for me, with "tractor exhaust pipe." That's so not sexy. A tractor? An exhaust pipe? Thanks Posh.

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New Photo: Salma Hayek Shows Her Baby!

Whit Honea — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 21:22:00 GMT

I know, we never get tired of seeing her other 'babies,' but it's nice to see little Valentina Pinault for a change.

Look at that expression. What up, Valentina?

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Salma Hayek's Rack is a Religious Experience

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:45:00 GMT

New mom Salma Hayek claims that her bodacious ta-tas are the result of prayers and holy water. She claims that growing up in Mexico she was flat as a boy and was often ridiculed by society due to her 5'2" frame. They said her height was a deformity. These are her words, folks.

Apparently she kept praying for bigger boobs and then one day she dipped her hands in the holy water of a roadside church while making her plea and suddenly they blossomed. Says Salma, "My mother and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside the church, I prayed for the miracle that I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said, 'Please God, give me some breasts!'" I uttered that same prayer for the majority of my teenage years, of course I was hoping for slightly different results.

Shouldn't she have been dipping something else in the fountain?

I'm at a crossroads here, people. Which path do I take? There is the miracle bra route, the prayers for puberty option, or the very likely fact that my wife is going to start washing my underwear in holy water.

Regardless, it isn't important. What is important is that Salma Hayek has fantastic boobs and while they may have resulted from selfish demands they have provided years of hope and happiness to all in her path.

God bless us, every one.

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Britney Spears' Priest and His Huge Pulpit

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Like a prayer! Britney Spears' man-of-the-cloth is also a man-of-the-loincloth. Racy photos of Spears and a "priest" in the Blackout CD booklet have already riled the Catholic church and now it appears that her divine advisor also preaches from the pages of the International Male catalog.

Don't worry, he'll still hear your confession - just don't kneel in front of him.

If Famecrawler Was a Rag Mag

Karen — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:34:00 GMT

Writing about celebrities can be a bit of a competition, especially between websites. I won't say who's writing the most sensationalistic headlines, but if Famecrawler were doing such a thing, I'm sure these very real posts would have entirely different titles:

Miley Cyrus Talks Candidly About Her BABY!?!

Red Hot Chili Pepper Lead Singer Anthony Keidis Gives Birth To a BEAR!?!?!?!

Miley Cyrus Reveals Her BABY News, Sells Out Concerts!?!?!?!?

Angelina Gets Dumped on Her Skinny Ass?!?!?!

Angelina and Brad Adopt a Really Ugly Baby!?!?!?!

The Witch is Pregnant!!!!!!!??!

Britney Dances On Bar, For Job!?!?!? NUDE PHOTOS!!!!?!?!

Jennifer Garner's Facial Reconstruction!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!?!?!

Harry Potter Author, J.K. Rowling Has Great Tits!!!!! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Jennifer Garner Flashes The Cameras!!!?! Nude Photos!?!?!?!

Donald Trump Lashes Out at Charitable Celebrities!!!!???!!! Nude....Nevermind.

Violet Affleck Stuffs Mommy Jennifer Garner's Thong!?!?!?!?! Nude Photos?!?!?!

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards Get Naked TOGETHER and roll around in Jello?!! Nude Photos???!!!

Uma Thurman TOPLESS AND NAKED?!?!?!?! Naked MEANS NUDE!!!?!

Britney Spears Leaks All Over The Place!?!?!? Nude Photos?!?!

Martha Stewart Injects Her Daughter With Sperm Everyday!!!?!?!! Ew, I'm SO NOT GOING THERE.

Britney Spears Leaked Sex Tape Shuts Down Internet!?!?!?! Somebody stab me in the visual part of my brain, please.

See the key is to throw question marks in there and you can say pretty much anything you want. Oh and say Nude Photos After Everything. Except Britney Spears, because dude, NOBODY wants to see that.

J.K. Rowling Gives Britney, Lindsay and Paris A Run For Their Nipple Slipping Money

BadKitty — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:11:00 GMT

J.K. Rowling is totally my idol. Not only can she buy and sell all those tramps in Hollywood, she can throw down in a boob-off.

Seen here slipping her girls out at some kiddie event in LA, the mother of three is looking pretty damn good. I mean, the white, lightly-padded -for-better-nipple coverage isn't the sexiest thing I've ever seen, but as Heather points out, she is rocking the Helen Mirren cleavage. Plus it's not like she's wearing a dingy gray nursing bra. Also, do we detect a little Mummylift action?

Meh, she can afford it. Good for her. But maybe Dita Von Teese can take her lingerie shopping. Because seriously, she can afford it.

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