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Celebrity Parenting is Hard, Just Ask Dina Lohan

trix — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 11:31:00 GMT

The life of a celebrity, though full of money and special treatment, isn't easy. The life of a celebrity's mom isn't easy either, especially if your Lindsay Lohan's mom.

Sure, she may act entirely inappropriate by taking her, way underage, daughter Ali out to a night club, or whatever they were doing. But she still had to be their for Lindsay, during her latest breakup with Samantha Ronson.

Dina Lohan was really there for Lindsay. She sat next to her as she drank herself into oblivion. Dina looked on as Lindsay, who has been in and out of rehab, pick up a bottle of Belvedere and chug it.

I wish my mom was there for me, just like that.

What is wrong with this family? Lindsay's little sister, Ali, needs to get out as soon as she can, leave this life completely behind her. Her mom is not showing a very supportive side of herself, unless of course, you count the fact that she drove Lindsay home. Or at least I hope she did.

Could you imagine letting your child, with an alcohol abuse issue, drink themselves into oblivion? Break up or no, that's just not good parenting.

Yes I know Lindsay is of age, but you never stop being a mother.

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How to Pimp Your Kids and Connections: Meet the Jaggerettes

Whit Honea — Wed, 21 May 2008 17:01:00 GMT

Miley who? Guess how old these granddaughters of Rolling Stone Mick Jagger are!

That's Jade Jagger in the middle. She's the daughter of Mick. She created a diamond-encrusted ice pick called the Jagger Dagger. Really. To make a long story short she's doing some promotional party hosting for a vodka company and trying to find a buyer for the pick ($250,000). She takes her daughters Amba and Assisi with her during the PR events.

Amba and Assisi (Ass is I? That's going to be rough) are 12 and 15, respectively. Why aren't these girls on Disney or Nickelodeon? They smell like rehab already! Jade needs to sell that Jagger Dagger to pay for the trouble one, or both, of these girls will be causing in the near future, possibly later today.

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Keri Russell's Little Mohawked Man

HerBadMother — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:31:00 GMT

Keri Russell is a total cutie-pie, but I gotta say: in this photo? She looks a bit like a middle-aged hippy. Which, fine, nothing wrong with that (although, really, she should rethink the hat.)

In any case, it doesn't matter. who's looking at Keri when there's that adorable little Mohawked munchkin dangling in front of her. An adorable little Mohawked munchkin who looks like he HATES orange juice.

Just you wait 'til you meet VODKA, buddy. Reserve judgement until then.

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K-Fed Fears Britney May Kill the Federline Boys

Whit Honea — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

Superdad Kevin Federline is afraid that Britney and all her crazy may be a real hazard to the lives of his sons. According to Fed-Ex's girlfriend Nicole Narain he has said the following:

“Britney’s behavior has already put our kids at risk and I can’t let things get any worse. She’s lost all grasp on reality and is dragging the children through hell. Her mood swings are now so wild that I live in fear of getting a call telling me that she has killed herself. I can’t allow her to have custody because I seriously believe she could harm our sons. I’ve shared her life and I know she’s capable of anything with pills and a few drinks inside her.”

Narain goes on to say that the last straw causing Kevin to file for divorce was when he found Britney breastfeeding Jayden while she (Spears) was wasted on vodka.

Is Kevin just now having these fears? Welcome to our world, Federline.

Photo: Celebutopia