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Katie Holmes Pisses Off Tommy Boy

trix — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:45:00 GMT

Tom Cruise is so mad at Katie. Bwa ha ha ha, Katie Holmes is breaking all of the Scientology rules and regs by smoking. Now, smoking isn't good in any case but, oh I am so glad she is standing up to him, couldn't she have picked something else to fight the power.

Tom is trying to force her to quit by putting pressure on her. Wow, that's how you'll get me to stop doing something.

A source said, " He is livid she's started smoking again and is doing everything he can to put pressure on her to quit what he calls a filthy habit."

He's already had her undergo a 'Scientology Sparkle' makeover. That's why she spent all the money in Japan, that was part of the "makeover". That's an awesome name for a makeover, where do I sign up.

Kidding...

By the way, isn't this picture adorable?

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Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham Still BFF's

trix — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 15:03:00 GMT

Do you have on of those friends that you can call anytime and you know they will help you.? Whether you have to call them in the middle of the night to pick you up from urgent care and take you home or maybe even watch your kids in a pinch because you have to take care of something that just came up.

Those friends are just priceless.

It turns out that Katie Holmes is one of those kind of friends. Say what you will about her and her situation, but she comes through in a pinch.

It seems that Victoria Beckham's mother-in-law was taking care of the boys while David and Victoria are in Italy, playing football and looking for houses. She decided it was time to go home and see the rest of her family and celebrate David's sister's birthday and left Victoria in a lurch.

In swooped Katie, to take care of the boys while Victoria arranged the flight home to California and her boys.

I have a couple of friends like that, I also try to be that friend, but I also try to teach my boys to be that kind of friend. It's one of the important things we pass on to our kids.

Maybe Suri has a chance.

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Katie Has To Confess Wrongdoing To Tom?

trix — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:29:00 GMT

Successful relationships take work, dedication and compromise, I'm sure you'll agree. There are all kinds of tricks that people recommend, things that work for them that may not necessarily work for you.

Take Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, their Scientology marriage code has her writing confession to Tom every week, for things like forgetting to tell him she was going to meet a friend.

A source said, "If she commits a transgression against the moral code of their marriage, she has to tell Tom in writing, giving full details of the time and place and what happened."

This would not work for me, I have such a bad memory as far as telling my husband random things that I know he won't care about. We usually do the, "Oh, I didn't tell you. Sorry, I meant to." Even more popular is the did I tell you or did I just think I did? He does the same thing.

I wonder if Tom has to write her confessions to, or does he not make any mistakes? Do the rules change if he does it? Is there a "being a child" code? Will Suri have to do the same thing?

Would this work for you in your relationships? Does it take away from the give and take in a relationship, you know like conversation?

Katie Holmes is Glamorous

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Katie Holmes is Beautiful Again

trix — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:04:00 GMT

Katie Holmes stepped out with her hubby, Tom Cruise, in Japan and wowed the crowed with her new long hair.

She looks fabulous with long hair, it makes her look young again, almost like what an under thirty, starlet should look like. If she didn't do it for her role in The Extra Man, I bet she did it because she was tired of not being able to do anything with her hair. The grow out stage stinks.

So, do you think that Suri looks more like Katie or Tom, now that Katie has long hair again?

Tom Cruise in a Suing Frame of Mind

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Little Jayden James - Holy Cuteness!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Britney might have had her "issues" as a mother and regardless what your opinion of Kevin Federline is - the two make cute kids!

One more pic after the jump

Brit's younger son was being carried by one of her bodyguards and that is one adorable boy. Jayden sure rocks his new short hair cut. Let's hope Spears sees how lucky she is and continues to get her act together.

Source:Celebrity Baby Scoop

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Britney's Sex-Obsessed Stalker

HerBadMother — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:20:00 GMT

So. That stalker who's been plaguing Britney Spears? Apparently, it's some crazed fan who's been sending sex toys and dirty letters.

According to OK! magazine, a source has stated that:

The unidentified fan has repeatedly sent disturbing packages to Spears at a Los Angeles home, albeit not one owned by the "Toxic" singer.

"It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week," the source said. "And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week -- always to the same LA address, but never to one of Britney's homes."

According to the source, the packages are filled with a battery-operated sex toy and sexually explicit notes detailing the fan's obsessive fantasies regarding the pop singer.

Eww. Just, eww. And, poor Britney. Girl can't catch a break. No sooner than she dumps the creepy, famewhorish paparazzo boyfriend, she starts getting disturbing sex-mail from some obsessed freak.

Hey, wait a minute... has anyone checked Adnan Ghalib's credit card records or mail order receipts?

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Britney's Being Stalked

HerBadMother — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:11:00 GMT

As if her life weren't complicated enough: Britney Spears is, apparently, being stalked, and it's serious enough that the FBI and LAPD have gotten involved.

According to Hollyscoop.com:

Brit's been getting some disturbing letters and packages from an alleged stalker.

She's been getting letters detailing how to make bombs and another one that contained "threatening language and weird gibberish." All the letters have been handed over to the FBI, who refuses to publicly comment on the case.

LAPD spokesperson Ana Aguirre confirmed, "We have been looking at allegations that have cropped up in the past couple of months."

Sam Lutfi, we're all looking at you.

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Little Sean Preston Having Nightmares

Sassy Smith — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:03:00 GMT

Britney Spears has been allowed to visit her two young sons, Sean Preston, two and a half, and Jayden James, 18-months and apparently the visits have been going reasonably well. However, it's been an emotional time for all involved and little Sean has been having nightmares.

The tot has been sleeping in his dad, Kevin Federline's room because he's been having trouble sleeping and waking up after having bad dreams. Also, it's been reported that when Britney picked the kids up for their latest visit, Sean cried for his dad, but Kevin soon calmed him down and reassured him.

An insider said, "Jamie [Brit's dad] told Kevin that Britney handled the visit well. She actually did cry, but that was only because Sean cried when she took them from Kevin."

The source continued, "Britney always sings to them. She loves lullabies. In fact, before the split, both Britney and Kevin sang to the boys every night."

Britney's visits with her boys, also involve a psychologist and/or her dad Jamie - to help the boys with their confusion over the way things have been lately.

“Jamie plays with them and keeps them busy. They enjoy their grandfather, so it makes the time easier,” says the source. Brit has to learn how to handle the boys, she often treats them like dolls. "She dresses them for show and tell. She likes to show them off, but not give them the nurturing they need. I understand she is working on this part of her motherhood with her psychiatrist."

Another source claims that the boys are playing a huge role in Britney's progress. "Brit has expressed interest in becoming closer to the boys. Kevin hopes she is talking from her heart."

Spears may also be able to get up to three visits with Sean and Jayden per week now that she's got Stacy Phillips as her new attorney. "The No. 1 goal is for Britney to regain routine visitation with the kids progressing to a mutally agreed upon custody arrangment between Kevin and Britney and averting a custody trial."

I truly hope that Britney gets her act together for good - those boys are a gift and they deserve to have both parents, full time in their lives.

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Sean Preston & Jayden James - Too Cute For Words!

Sassy Smith — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 22:34:00 GMT

Britney's boys got themselves new do's! The sweet tots were given haircuts....

The "after" pic after the jump!

Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 17-months, hung out with grandma Lynne Spears sportin' their new look. It's always hard to give your toddler their first real haircut....makes them seem so much more grown-up. How I remember my boys' first "big boy" haircuts!

Thank goodness Britney didn't want the boys to get a weave.

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Holy Hell, Britney's Pregnant

Sassy Smith — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Just what Britney Spears needs - another child that she thinks is a doll. Spears is sporting a "baby bump" or it at least looks like that. Or maybe it's the tight, ill fighting, unflattering top she's wearing. I know - Britney wearing something unflattering? Unheard of!

As usual Britney was out shopping, probably ~~stealing~~ buying shit she really doesn't need. She's always shopping at clothing stores, which are pretty expensive, yet we never see her actually wear any of this "nice" stuff do we? No, we get to see her torn fishnets and fugly brown boots.

Brit's boyfriend (I guess?) Adnan Ghalib talked about how the poptar wants more kids.

"She was hoping to get pregnant with my child. She felt that she was [pregnant]. She has a very maternal instinct." Oh yes Adnan, we see lots of evidence of that don't we?

Adnan continued, "She was feeling a lot of things she said she felt when she was pregnant." Aw Britney, that's just Cheeto and Starbucks bloat.

So... is Britney really pregnant? Pffttt, do I look like her gynecologist? Well, I guess most of us could claim that title since she's continually shoving her vagina IN OUR FACES.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

Britney's Vagina AGAIN

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Britney's Vagina AGAIN

Sassy Smith — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:33:00 GMT

Britney's vagina makes an appearance AGAIN. Apparently if you DIDN'T get your fill of her cooter yesterday (as in JUST ONE DAY AGO), then let me be the giver of good news:

Britney was attempting to get her weave done/fixed/burned/shot (um hello? Makeover DAYS ago!) at Kim Vo's salon last night and while Brit was getting dressed, she absolutely realized that she'll be getting out of a vehicle and duh, you want the world to see your vag AGAIN so let's go sans panties. Panty schmanty. Who needs panties? Not Britbrit, that's for damn sure!

I wish she'd take care of that ratty head of "hair" like she takes care of her crotch.

Now for all of you Britney's vagina fans, click HERE for the goods.

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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Britney Stealing AGAIN?

Sassy Smith — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:01:00 GMT

Was Britney shoplifting again? First it was a lighter from a gas station and now she's reportedly "lifted" a shirt without paying. The nerve!

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Britster was out shopping on Friday on Melrose Avenue in L.A. and stopped at the Betsey Johnson shop, Monique Lhuillier and then on to Fred Segal. She started out wearing a leopard print tank top but after leaving Fred Segal, she had a black top over the tank. Sources that were in the store at the time claim that Spears may have "forgotten to pay for the clothes she changed into and wore out of the store."

An insider said, "The cops showed up at the Melrose store and the paps went wild with rumors that Brit may have had another 'blue lighter moment.'"

However, Brit left the scene without incident - police came but were more focused on controlling the sea of paparazzi than questioning Britney about her shirt.

Should we start taking up donations so Britney can afford some new clothes? Lord knows she needs help in that area. On a side note: Britney really, really, really needs to WEAR A BRA.

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Britney "The Hostage" Gets Out Saturday Night

Sassy Smith — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:35:00 GMT

Britney Spears is being "held" hostage...

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...in her own home, according to John Eardley, who filed legal papers on February 14 in a federal court on behalf of Spears. Eardley told TMZ that Brit called him to retain his services as her new lawyer, although he admits she's not signed any kind of retainer agreement. She thought giving him a bag of Cheetos sealed the deal.

Anyway, "hostage" Britney was allowed out, and went to dinner with her daddy, Jamie Spears on Saturday night, February 16. The pair made their way to Club Social n Hollywood and of course they were mobbed by paparazzi - everyone wanting to get a shot of the "dolled up" Britney. Guys, she just put on some earrings and lipstick. That's hardly getting dolled up. Wait - we're talking about Britney here, so nevermind, that IS prettied up in her world now. My bad. Apparently a fight broke out among the paps too and someone got arrested.

Just a day in the life of Britney Spears. Watch it here

Photo source: Dlisted.com

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K'Fed Dishing On Britney For $200,000 Paycheck?

Sassy Smith — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:02:00 GMT

Is Kevin Federline going to spill the beans about his ex wife, Britney Spears for a $200,000 paycheck?

Federline has been approached by a cable network to have a sit-down interview and the father of Sean Preston and Jayden James just might accept their offer. Only one consideration:

No Britney talk! Say what? Will K'Fed discuss his *ahem* singing career? His new *ahem* acting career? I'm not sure what there'd be to talk about, but I bet people would tune in. I ~~totally would~~ wouldn't though.

Kevin probably should take the money - he's really got no other income other than what Brit's paying him and rumor has it, she's going broke. Yikes.

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Brendan Fraser: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Whit Honea — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Holy weaves, Travolta! Brendan Fraser has thinning hair? Like Van Gundy thin? Who knew?

I saw Fraser at the Grove one day. He stared at me like he knew me. I guess he was just checking out my coif. Here I thought it had been the smile.

I've got to say, there was a time when I would have made fun of a guy wearing a piece or getting transplants, well, okay, I still make fun, but now that I'm about ready to join the hair club for men myself it's more of a comradely thing.

I think society is easing up as well. A bad toupee used to be the butt of many a joke, but if it makes the wearer feel/look better, then what's the problem? It's like boobs, who cares if they're real?

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John Travolta Kisses the Hell Out of Some Kirk Douglas

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

A couple of things come to mind when I look at this picture of John Travolta putting some man-love on Kirk Douglas. First, my heart goes out to Mr. Douglas. He looks like he may very well have a heart attack, which is to be expected. It's not every day that a big ol' star like John Travolta comes all the way out of the closet to plant a wet one. Normally he just sticks his wigless head out, sees his shadow and goes back in for 6 more years of denial. This is big.

Then I thought, wait- maybe John Travolta is a hero! Could it be that he saw the frailness of Douglas and thought he needed some sort of assistance? It's possible that Travolta was performing mouth-to-mouth and actually saved Kirk Douglas' life or a fate worse than Travis Barker. That's huge. I think someone just earned themselves a fruitbasket.

The thing is, Travolta only knows one way to do things, and that's crazy. It could have been anything, but I'm guessing it was the limoncellos.

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Britney Spears Looks Like This

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is looking a bit beat. Of course, by beat I mean high. Sure, we all take bad pictures- especially when our weave is askew and we just pulled a monster bong hit. I'm just guessing about one of those factors, but let me go on record as saying I know nothing about weaves.

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Hey Ya'll, Britney is Weave-A-Licious!

Sassy Smith — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 13:02:00 GMT

Britney's weave looks like....

...a place that a rat might like to make a nest or, take a dump. Is that harsh? Perhaps, but come on people! The chick brings in over $700,000 a month and that's what her 'hair' looks like? Honestly, you've got to be kidding me. My hair could take down Brit's hair in a contest any day. Bring it.

Britney was shopping with the weave that never seems to D.I.E. and even posed with some "fans". I'm assuming they were her fans, either that or the young girls thought she was Zoey 101 star, Jamie Lynne, Brit's sister, who let herself go and got yucky pimples and was frighteningly attached to her Frappuccino. Poor kids were probably all confused and scared.

Brit, listen to me, get a pad and pen and write this down: Shampoo, conditioner, hair brush. Use the first 2 items in the shower (come ya'll, we know you do sometimes shower), then towel dry your hair, once out of the shower and then use the third item on the list to make your hair look all pretty, instead of looking like a dirty pirate head. Trust me, it does work. Give it a try. Let us know how it goes.

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BOYCOTT BRITNEY!!

Whit Honea — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:04:00 GMT

Boycott Britney Spears! That's what some of her "friends" are doing. They are urging anyone that cares about Spears to not purchase her new CD until she cleans herself up. It's like an embargo intervention.

The group, which is organized on MySpace (so you know it's legit) consists of a bunch of memories from Britney's past. They say they are tired of the record company taking advantage of Britney and letting her go crazy.

You what I'm tired of? Nosy friends.

What about those of us that don't care about Britney and were planning on not buying her stuff because it sucks? I don't want to get lumped into this tough love crap.

Photo: Celebutopia

The Great Pumpkin Post: Kimora Lee Simmons

Whit Honea — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:28:00 GMT

Kimora Lee Simmons and her daughters were the latest celebrityish family to visit a pumpkin patch. Aoki and Ming are decked out in their costumes, and Kimora is decked out in fabulous- as usual.

That's boyfriend Djimon Hounsou taking a picture in the picture.

What's up with that rocking horse? Did Britney leave one of her weaves on the ground last time she visited?

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