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Matthew and Camila - Never Getting Married!

trix — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:03:00 GMT

Matthew McConaughey does not want to get married, at all.

Wow, if I were Camila I would feel so loved, because, you know, he told everybody that we're never getting married.

Awesome!!!

He said, “It’s just not something I plan on doing right now, and that I feel like I need to do right now, It’s not an institution I’m against at all. I’m actually for it, believe in it and have seen it actually be very, very healthy for many relationships. Some people go through it some great ways, I don’t have any plans for it.”

Actually, if I were Camila, I would be intimate with the situation and probably be of the same mind. Do you think Matthew is aware of how he sounded when he said that stuff, or is he just oblivious?

What would you say to your "partner" if they were so vehement about not marrying you?

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Snoop Dogg To Collaborate With Miley Cyrus?

Josh loposer — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:30:00 GMT

Often, I've heard it asked: what couldn't make Miley Cyrus' music better? While that may be true, there are some things out there that could not only make it better -- they could actually make it listenable. One of these things is perhaps Snoop Dogg.

God only knows what prompted the reporter to ask Snoop the question. Maybe he was conducting the interview during Snoop Dogg's Wake and Bake Show where he inhaled a little too much secondhand smoke. Whatever the reason, he managed to ask Snoop if he was willing to work Disney stars like Miley Cyrus and/or the Jonas Brothers. His reply:

"Hell yeah!" he said. "We'll make some gangsta pop music."

If Snoop does produce some gangsta pop with either of these artists, even I might be too curious to pass up a listen. Perhaps Snoop -- with kids that are all solidly within the Miley Cyrus/Jonas Brothers demographic -- has been inspired to innovate the emerging 'gangsta pop' genre. It'd be a great money-maker in conjunction with his parenting show Father Hood.

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K-Fed Is No Longer A Lazy Stoner, Just Lazy

Josh loposer — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:00:00 GMT

Britney might hate it when people smog up her concerts, but the father of her children Kevin Federline probably wouldn't mind. Would he?

Unlike fellow rapper Snoop Dogg (just kidding, I wouldn't even think of putting KF in the same league as Snoop), K-Fed is at least trying to pretend that his days of smoking the reefer are over. When asked by reporters about his smoking habits, he told them: "Ya gotta grow up sometime."

OK, props to him for "growing up" at the tender age of 31. I don't buy it necessarily... but hopefully it's true.

It'd probably be a good idea to try and stay chemically unaltered while he's got custody of his and Britney's two boys. Not to mention, bloodshot eyes and a smokey house wouldn't look to good to your ex-in-laws, who come over regularly to baby sit.

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Snoop Dogg Broadcasts Himself Toking It Up On Twitter

Josh loposer — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 21:01:00 GMT

Rapper, high school football coach, and celebrity Doggfather Snoop Dogg showed the world one of the things he does best yesterday on Twitter (video after the jump).

As soon as Snoop figured out how to stream live video on his Twitter page, what did he do? You guessed it: burn a phatty. From what I can tell, it looks like the inaugural Twitter toke-athon (known as the Wake and Bake Show) was completely impromptu. Way to think on your feet, Snoop!

Snoop's career path is about as eclectic as it gets. He's come all the way from being a hardcore gangsta rapper to the star of a reality show based on his parenting skillz. When you put that kind of resume together with his disdain for the law and his love of marijuana -- you get a pretty strange cocktail of contradictions as a parent.

Snoop makes no bones about getting high, but is it a good idea to broadcast yourself burning a doobie on your Twitter page? Probably not. Forget the possibility of getting raided by the cops and having to miss your son's high school football games because you have to go to probationary rehab. How exactly do you explain your substance use (abuse?) to your kids (all between the ages of 9 and 14)?

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Harry Potter Star Up in Smoke

Whit Honea — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:02:00 GMT

Jamie Waylett, the young actor who plays Vincent Crabbe in the Harry Potter films, has been arrested for pot. They let him slide on the "mustache."

Sure, he's a kid. He's growing up in the public eye and yada, yada, yada. It's just weed. Yes, yes and yes, but check this out. He had nearly $3,000 worth of cannabis in his home. Which is about $2,990 more than any of my friends ever had on them when we were that age. Whatever happened to the dime bag?

Waylett, who has been dubbed "Harry Pothead" in the media, not only had 10 grown plants in his house but hydroponic lights (which the Daily News notes were all located next to his Playstation and DJ decks- I'm pretty sure I knew this guy in college). He was charged with producing the drug and may face up to 14 years in jail.

Crabbe lives with his mom and siblings. How does a parent not notice a field of pot in their kid's room? I couldn't even hide a warm can of beer without getting busted.

I've only got one word for Waylett: Dementors.

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Naomi Watts Isn't Craving Pineapple

Whit Honea — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:48:00 GMT

New mom and currently pregnant actress Naomi Watts doesn't seem too impressed with the larger than life mugs of Seth Rogen and James Franco. In fact, she looks like she might gag. Is it the pot* or the pineapple? It's hard to tell what turns the tummy.

Of course there is the possibility that she just has a bit of Pinkberry on her thumb. It happens.

Alexander couldn't care less.

*Pineapple Express is a movie dealing with pot (hey, I made a dealing joke!)

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Andy Dick Arrested For Drugs & Sexual Battery!!

Sassy Smith — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:24:00 GMT

Comedian and actor Andy Dick, 42, was arrested in Murrieta on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery charges. What is wrong with this man? He's so talented and seems to want to p*ss his life away. He's certainly setting a great example for his three kids.

Dick is being held at the Southwest Detention Center with the bail amount set at $5,000.

Update from TMZ:

Around 1:15 a.m this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.

Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl's breast and pulling her top down.

When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.

I can't even imagine what his kids are thinking right now. Sure, this is all "allegedly" and he's not been found guilty of anything yet, but still - must be hard for his children. Especially his youngest - daughter Meg, 11.

Get help Andy!

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Beckhams Love Tom Cruise While Oprah Watches

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:09:00 GMT

There have been rumors printed (mostly here) that the Beckhams and Cruises were no longer chums. That isn't the case. I know this because Oprah proved it. Oprah is like the Chuck Norris of the heart. She gives and shares and if you don't accept it with a smile she'll roundhouse your ass.

Here is the Beckham moment:

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TomCruise.com is NOT a Porn Site

Whit Honea — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:29:00 GMT

It finally happened. TomCruise.com is up and running along Gore's green information highway. It was only a matter of time. The surprise is that the site isn't for the popular Tom Cruise marijuana that all the kids are digging (the sick kids, it's medicinal). Nor is it hawking anti-depressants or selling Xenu readiness packages. That's right, folk(s), it's an official Tom Cruise site featuring nothing but everyone's favorite Maverick. Hell, it doesn't even mention his kids or any of his wives. It's all Tom, all the time.

Now that Tom Cruise knows how to work the internet it's only a matter of time before he's reading FameCrawler. Hi, Tom! I was only kidding about you and Beckham turning business time into business time. Look, we're friends, I'll start the link love. Visit TomCruise.com today. It's official!

[via The Superficial]

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Spying on the Neighbors: 4-30-08

Whit Honea — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 21:54:00 GMT

Hey, we should really talk about your Miley Cyrus obsession.

More people we don't care about talk about Miley Cyrus and her "topless" photos (Perez Hilton)

Miley's big prank (Junior Celebs)

Brangelina in France (Gossip Girls)

Liam Gallagher and son Lennon (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lindsay Davenport and son (Celebrity Moms)

Faith Evans and sons (Celebs and Bubs)

Kate Hudson's son crushes on Kelly Ripa (Babyrazzi)

Broderick boys (Jezebel)

Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg performing together (Scanner)

Best of FameCrawler: Week of April 11

Whit Honea — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 20:00:00 GMT

Bobby Brown: I Was Whitney's Beard

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Woody Harrelson & Owen Wilson Swim Naked?

Tori Spelling's Pregnant Bikini Photo

Heather Mills Sends 8 Pages of Instructions To Hotel for Daughter Bea

Beyonce Bump Buzz

Twin Bumps! Lisa Marie Presley & Angelina Jolie

Tom Cruise: Leaving Katie, Taking Suri?

Heather Mills Nude Pics Finally Surface

Jamie Lynn Spears Goes Postal

Smoke Tom Cruise, Go Crazy

Whit Honea — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:20:00 GMT

Tom Cruise should be flattered, or possibly pissed. I guess it depends on whether or not Scientologists believe in marijauna. I'm going to say yes.

It turns out that there is a new bag of weed in town and it's named after our very own Tommy. It is officially called "Tom Cruise Purple." Tom Cruise because it makes you go crazy and purple because, hey, is that a gay joke? I don't know. Pot smokers are pretty clever, eventually.

The thing is, this isn't a bunch of guys smuggling ganja in their shorts, this is medicinal marijuana, the kind you can buy in vending machines in L.A. (really). That means that someone in the medical community has a) a sense of humor (see stoned) and b) a need for sensitivity training. Sure, Cruise is all that and a bag of chips, mmm, chips, munchies anyone? Where was I?

Oh, Tom Cruise, right. He may be all of that, but he's still a dad that I assume doesn't want drugs glorified or attached to his name. If this was street weed that would be one thing, but to have somone sign paperwork and actually name it after Tom Cruise, that doesn't seem right. Let's hope Tommy is okay with it.

Source: Snarky Gossip

Photo: Celebrity Blend

Spying on the Neighbors: 4-06-08

Whit Honea — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 22:29:00 GMT

Kansas and Memphis? WTF?

Gwen Stefani and family (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt and a bunch of young girls (Perez Hilton)

Tom Cruise marijuana? (Snarky Gossip)

More Gwen Stefani and family (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Tori Spelling pregnant in the park (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

The Black Crowes Smell Like an Elevator

Whit Honea — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 21:20:00 GMT

According to the fine folks at Celebrity Baby Scoop little Ryder Robinson has got things all figured out. On a recent trip to Miami with his mom Kate Hudson (and Owen Wilson?) he was overheard in an elevator- an elevator that smelled of booze and cigarettes, as saying, "It smells like Daddy's concert!"

I'm guessing that the elevator smelled worse than they are letting on. I think there was one key aroma missing and it wasn't patchouli (although I'm sure that is in ample supply as well).

Mail Call for Camilla Alves

Whit Honea — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Camilla Alves, the pregnant girlfriend of Matthew McConaughey, hides the bump while carrying a bunch of packages.

So, do you think she's already getting baby gifts or is that just McConaughey's weed?

Photo: Jezebel

Brad Pitt Smoking Weed With Steve-O?

Karen — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 18:03:00 GMT

Star Magazine is all over Brad Pitt right now. They're claiming that "a source" (insert eye roll here) spotted Pitt smoking a joint with Steve-O (of Jackass fame). They also make Angelina sounds like a total ogre to live with:

“He still smokes,” another insider tells Star “He sneaks cigs behind Angie’s back.” At the Cannes Film Festival in May, “He stayed outside, smoking and drinking,” says a witness. “He looked stressed, like he was trying to get his fill because he had a limited time to enjoy his cigarettes.”

But cigarettes aren’t the only smokes that Brad has enjoyed. A source tells Star he spotted Brad smoking what looked like a joint with Jackass wild man Steve-O on a hot L.A. afternoon. “I couldn’t believe that someone as famous as Brad Pitt would be smoking openly,” the witness says. “But there he was, lighting up a fattie with Steve-O. I was stunned!”

Angie would have been, too. “She doesn’t think Brad should smoke pot or anything else,” an insider tells Star. “She wishes he’d drop all that. A drink once in a while is OK. But that’s it.”

I wouldn't be surprised if the story was true but I love how they inflate it to act as if smoking a cigarette or a joint is a huge deal. Parenting is hard. Parenting under the spotlight is harder, I'm sure. So what if he partakes in a little light up once in a while? It's not like he's doing it in front of the kids.

Britney's Boys on Drugs?

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 18:05:00 GMT

Oh, the contact high. I've been to a Dave Matthews concert, I know about such things. Life & Style magazine is reporting that Britney Spears wants her boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, to be tested for drugs. She thinks K-Fed is smoking pot around them.

Apparently secondhand smoke can be detected by testing a piece of hair (see Britney's shave) and Britney has asked a court-appointed monitor and her legal team about having the tests done.

When I was in college I knew some people that would get their cats stoned by blowing smoke in their ear. Maybe Britney should swab those too- the ears, not the cats.

In other news, how's that rack on Heidi?

Source: Life & Style

Spying on the Neighbors: 12-11-07

Whit Honea — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:05:00 GMT

What are those guys up to? This:

Kelly Ripa's night at the museum. (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Tim Burton does Disney. (The Disney Blog)

Michael Vick is going to jail. (Star Offenders)

Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts go to war. (Just Jared)

Russell Simmons landed on his feet. (Gabsmash)

Jenny McCarthy supports LA Kids Magazine. (Celebrity Moms)

Britney Spears Looks Like This

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is looking a bit beat. Of course, by beat I mean high. Sure, we all take bad pictures- especially when our weave is askew and we just pulled a monster bong hit. I'm just guessing about one of those factors, but let me go on record as saying I know nothing about weaves.

Photo: BWE

Weeds Gets a 4th Season, Mary-Louise Parker Says She Wouldn't Hang with Her Character

Karen — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Showtime just approved Weeds for a 4th season and this author could not be more thrilled. I don't get Showtime but as soon as those DVD's hit the video store, I snatch them up, grab an iced coffee and watch the whole season in one evening. The show is that good.

The lead is Nancy Botwin, (played by Mary-Louise Parker), a windowed suburban mom who has turned to dealing pot to fund the lifestyle she and her kids are accustomed too. “People are always asking me if being a mother informs the role which is ridiculous,” she said. “I mean, I hope not.” She considers Nancy “pretty shallow and not all that smart, but tough”. “I wouldn’t hang out with her,” she added. “She’s very volatile. She’s like a child reacting — you get her at a wrong moment and she won’t think, ‘Oh, well, maybe I shouldn’t do that’.”

Parker recently made headlines when she adopted a daughter from Africa, who is a sister to her 3 year old son Will.

Babble Talk: Jessica Seinfeld is a Sneaky Cook

Whit Honea — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Jessica Seinfeld was interviewed by Gwynne Watkins for Babble regarding her new book Deceptively Delicious. The wife of Jerry Seinfeld talks about sneaking food that is good for you into food that tastes good. You know, sneaky shit. Those picky kids need to eat something healthy.

For instance, she puts vegetables in brownies. We used to do that to. Pot is a vegetable, right?

I won't even talk about mushrooms on pizza.

Hey, whatever it takes. It's got to be better than gnawing on lead toys or eating aqua dots. I won't even go into bindeez. Whatever happened to good old spinach dip and potato salad? That's like vegetables. Don't kids eat anything besides junk and recalled toys?