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Michael Jackson Trick or Treats with His Kids

Karl Erikson — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:01:00 GMT

SuperFreak Michael Jackson took his three unfortunate children to a costume party in Hollywood the other night. Michael Joseph dressed up as that weird guy from "V is for Vendetta." Paris dressed up as a butterfly. Prince Michael went as the Grim Reaper.

Michael Jackson went as an ex-black pop star crazy person. He really fits the role well, doesn't he? Very lifelike.

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Michael Jackson is Flat Broke

Michael Jackson's Kids Unmasked!

Whit Honea — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:04:00 GMT

One time musical great and current freak show Michael Jackson took his poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, (how long is this post?) poor kids to a comic store where they were ushered in through the backdoor before they were allowed to remove their disguises.

In other news, Prince Michael, Paris and Prince Michael II: Electric Boogaloo, got some pretty sweet treats. Jacko got a rock.

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London Calling or The British Smell a Rat: Gail Porter and Honey

Whit Honea — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:02:00 GMT

As promised, here is another picture from the recent London premiere of the Disney/Pixar hit movie Ratatouille.

This is Gail Porter and her daughter Honey.

Gail is famous in the U.K. as a television presenter as well as for having her naked image* placed on the Houses of Parliament by FHM.

She suffers from alopecia which causes the loss of body hair.

Hey, look, I just did a post about Disney and naked women and it wasn't about Vanessa Anne Hudgens! What are the odds?

Photo (Top): Celebs and Bubs

Photo (Bottom- Ha!): FHM

Jacko was Whacko When Britney was Sane: Buying Wigs in Bulk

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Sometimes we need to put things in perspective. Sure, Britney is the biggest trainwreck in recent years, but to be really crazy, like freaking certifiable, you've got to be in it for the long haul. Remember Michael Jackson? That's a nut that is committed and probably should be. The guy could teach Britney a thing or four about strange behavior. In fact, the only piece of decency that MJ can dangle over Britney is that we haven't been subjected to an internet full of his undercarriage. Note to self, send thank-you card to Internet.

Jackson took his entourage of future best-selling autobiography writers to see The Lion King in NYC on Sunday (the play, not the movie- that's out on VHS already). The children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket, were all wrapped up in their Britney best, bad wigs for all the kids! Dadcko also had on a wig, you know, to keep the theme alive, sunglasses, and the world's uglies pants this side of Vanilla Ice.

Apparently the family went backstage to meet the cast, who suddenly felt slightly underdressed in their pitiful little elephant and gazelle numbers. It's embarrassing, being out-wigged by a kid named Blanket.

Photo: Daily Mail