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Heidi Klum: SHOE FAIL

HerBadMother — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:32:00 GMT

Seriously, Heidi? Whaddup?

You're one of the most gorgeous women out there, and a source of inspiration to women who insist that motherhood need not lead to asexual frumpery. And you were SO CLOSE to being a total win in the Damn Hot Mama department last night.

But then you put on those shoes - too small, plastic-looking and entirely inappropriate (stripper sandals? really?) for your outfit - and we're all, you know, disappointed. It's almost like you decided to wear Crocs or something. (Stripper Crocs, but still.)

(The dress is cute. The flower? Kinda weird, but nothing compared to those shoes.)

Do better next time, Heidi. We're counting on you.

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TV Fashion Queen Trinny Woodall Getting Divorced

Karl Erikson — Sun, 12 Oct 2008 20:37:00 GMT

BBC's fashion queen Trinny Woodall, 44 - famous for her show "What Not to Wear" - is divorcing her husband, Johnny Elichaoff. The couple have a 4-year-old daughter (Lyla), along with Johnny's son Zak. They've been married for 9 years and have been having problems for a while. Johnny bitches about Trinny's busy work commitments.

A close friend says, "They tried marriage counseling but are now living separate lives. They have vowed to end things amicably and are both devoted parents." Johnny is going to move out of the family house in the next few weeks.

Trinny got famous doing "What Not to Wear" with Susannah Constantine. The two now host another show on Britain's ITV called "Undress the Nation."

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Posh Pimps Polyester

HerBadMother — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:03:00 GMT

I know that everybody thinks that Victoria Beckham is some kind of super-fantabulous style icon, but really? I don't get it. I think that she's just a poor girl's version of Madonna, especially Madonna circa the sex book/Gaultier era, but also - and most disturbingly - Madonna during her creepy seventies lapses. I mean, you look at this pic, above, of her with Heidi Klum and Nina Garcia and an over-Botoxed Michael Kors, and it's like looking at candid shots from some has-been celeb's Super Seventies! costume party, what with Posh all wrapped up in what looks to be day-glo orange polyester* and Heidi looking like a taller, skinnier, hornier Debbie Harry. (Michael and Nina, to their credit, look normal. Ish. Michael's looking a bit gay-cyborg, but whatever. You see that every day.)

So, yeah, I just don't get why anyone would really care that she was a guest-judge on Project Runway. A guest judge on So You Think Can Be A Talentless Pop-Singer-Cum-Fashion-Designer, maybe, but the Runway? Don't get it.

(Yes, Posh-fans, I *know* that it is highly unlikely to be polyster, and that that clingy day-glo orange fabric is much more likely to have been spun by rare psychedelic silkworms and then woven by tiny Tibetan children into a shimmery, magically snag-free silk that sells for $60,000 per yard, but whatever. It looks like polyester, and what's more? It looks like polyester worn over a nude-toned half girdle. So.)

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Heidi Klum Shows Her (Not So) Good Side

HerBadMother — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:23:00 GMT

Heidi Klum's good side: hot.

Heidi Klum's backside: NOT HOT.

Droopy butt cleavage and back wrinkles? I hope that those are just the result of the way that she's standing, and not the consequence of trying to lose too much baby weight too fast. Either way: Heidi, put a shirt on.

Julianne Moore's Beautiful Family and Their Ugly Shoes

BadKitty — Sun, 16 Sep 2007 19:27:00 GMT

Julianne Moore has a gorgeous family, admittedly dressed down for normality on a hot summer day, but still, such skin on those kids! Unfortunately when your eyes travel down (A Scrolldown Fug, as the Fug Girls would say) you are burnt by their collection of seriously hideous shoes.

Let's start out with the pink Crocs on Liv. In isolation they could be okay because she is a kid and they match the wheels of her scooter. Dad, Bart Freundlich, is wearing mandels that make him look like he has giant, flat, hairy hobbit feet, but at least he's not wearing socks with them.

Moving right along, the dog is fine, Julianne has those Birkenstocks that are only okay for pregnant women, and her son Caleb has clearly stolen Ronald McDonald's alternate pair of giant clown shoes.

This family is crying out for help. Someone call Stacy and Clint from What Not To Wear!

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