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Spying on the Neighbors: 9-15-08

Whit Honea — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:14:00 GMT

One week to "Heroes" and counting...

Sarah Palin wigs!! (StyleList)

Killer faith (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Brit's twofer (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Buzz Beckham (Jezebel)

Big kid, small Kidman (binkywood)

Eva Longoria hates Heather Mills (Hollyscoop)

JLo lied to Klum? (Gossip Girls)

Spying on the Neighbors: 5-24-08

Whit Honea — Sat, 24 May 2008 23:08:00 GMT

Did I miss the last 30 Rock? What goes on here?

Jason Bateman and daughter (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Britney parties with her dad (Britney Groupie)

Usher on Usher (fametastic)

Minnie Driver on Motherhood (Knocked Up Celebs)

Marcia Cross wigs out (Perez Hilton)

Hulk Hogan is the biggest. asshole. ever. (Gabby Babble)

SJP on Letterman (Celebrity Moms)

The Bernsens Love the Simpsons

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 May 2008 14:11:00 GMT

See a theme here? Or two themes actually- Simpsons and twins.

Corbin Bernsen and family, like the Peetes, were in attendance on Saturday at Universal Studios to ride the new Simpsons ride. Corbin and his wife Amanda (also like the Peetes) have twin boys, Henry and Angus, as well as sons Oliver and Finley (I'm guessing two of them aren't pictured).

So how does one get invited to ride the new Simpsons ride? Do you have to have been on a popular show in the 80's or have twins?

In Bernsen's defense, he's great on Psych.

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John Travolta: Leavin' On A Gay Plane?

HerBadMother — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT

Yep. That would be a full-on, lip-to-lip kiss. Which, you know, is not gay at all. It's old news, anyways - or would be if he hadn't been just a tad over the top in his enthusiasm for The Little Mermaid recently. Which, again, not gay at all.

I don't care, really, if John Travolta is gay or not. If he loves men, more power to him. It's the whole holier-than-thou Scientologist family-man, wife-as-beard thing that gets me. Which, if he is gay, he probably learned those bearding strategies from Tom Cruise, but whatever. Be gay, be in the closet, be whatever - just don't hide behind other people.

Or airplanes. Because, you know: telephoto lenses.

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John Travolta and The Little Mermaid

Whit Honea — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:50:00 GMT

John Travolta put on his Sunday best wig (the thing on his head, the Sunday best beard holding his hand is wife Kelly Preston) and took birthday girl Ella to 46th Street for Disney's The Little Mermaid. Sure beats a banded, bulbous snarfblatt. Those get very boring.

Apparently Mr. Travolta loved the show so much that he was singing along to every song. This is where other celebrity sites mock him, but not me. In fact, I so love The Little Mermaid that I almost feel bad for the beard joke. As a matter of fact I have a flyer right here on my bar, er, desk for a sing-a-long showing of the film at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. I want to be part of that world.

After the show the Travoltas and 26 of Ella's dearest friends went backstage for photos with the cast and some flipper envy. Sources say that John was really enjoying himself and touching all of the costumes.

No sources said that he was singing "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't ya think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl- girl who has everything? Look at this trove, treasures untold. How many wonders can one cavern hold? Looking around you'd think, sure, she's got everything. I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty. I have whoozits and whatzis galore. You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty, but who cares? No big deal. I want more," but I like to think that he was.

Photo: Babyrazzi

Brendan Fraser: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Whit Honea — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 22:36:00 GMT

Holy weaves, Travolta! Brendan Fraser has thinning hair? Like Van Gundy thin? Who knew?

I saw Fraser at the Grove one day. He stared at me like he knew me. I guess he was just checking out my coif. Here I thought it had been the smile.

I've got to say, there was a time when I would have made fun of a guy wearing a piece or getting transplants, well, okay, I still make fun, but now that I'm about ready to join the hair club for men myself it's more of a comradely thing.

I think society is easing up as well. A bad toupee used to be the butt of many a joke, but if it makes the wearer feel/look better, then what's the problem? It's like boobs, who cares if they're real?

Photo: Hollywood Backwash

John Travolta Kisses the Hell Out of Some Kirk Douglas

Whit Honea — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 15:33:00 GMT

A couple of things come to mind when I look at this picture of John Travolta putting some man-love on Kirk Douglas. First, my heart goes out to Mr. Douglas. He looks like he may very well have a heart attack, which is to be expected. It's not every day that a big ol' star like John Travolta comes all the way out of the closet to plant a wet one. Normally he just sticks his wigless head out, sees his shadow and goes back in for 6 more years of denial. This is big.

Then I thought, wait- maybe John Travolta is a hero! Could it be that he saw the frailness of Douglas and thought he needed some sort of assistance? It's possible that Travolta was performing mouth-to-mouth and actually saved Kirk Douglas' life or a fate worse than Travis Barker. That's huge. I think someone just earned themselves a fruitbasket.

The thing is, Travolta only knows one way to do things, and that's crazy. It could have been anything, but I'm guessing it was the limoncellos.

Photo: StarOffenders

Spying on the Neighbors: 11-18-07

Whit Honea — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 16:10:00 GMT

Just a small round-up today. It's early and I've got beer to drink and football to watch.

Joel Madden wants a well-rounded baby. (CelebSpin)

David Beckham won't retire. He'll just fade away. (Gabby Babble)

Heath and Matilda rock the shades in SoHo. (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Victoria Secret model Laetitia Casta strolls the walkway with her kids. (Celebrity Moms)

Spying on the Neighbors

Whit Honea — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 18:01:00 GMT

What, you ask, are the Joneses up to? This:

Adrianne Curry wants Christopher Knight to Brady up and start a bunch already. (Celebrity Moms)

Nicole Richie's heart is controlled by her belly. (A Socialite's Life)

Ashley Olsen looks less creepy than usual. (Gabby Babble)

Heather Mills thinks Stella McCartney owes her free stuff. (dlisted)

Brian Littrell and family cross streets just like us! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

John Travolta and his wig scare the hell out of Kirk Douglas. (Perez Hilton)

Cheryl Crow has no comment on Lance and Ashley. (TMZ)

Another list I'm not on: Who is really the sexiest man? (Jezebel)

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi to adopt? (Expo Say)

Photo: Rear Window

Britney Spears Looks Like This

Whit Honea — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:36:00 GMT

Britney Spears is looking a bit beat. Of course, by beat I mean high. Sure, we all take bad pictures- especially when our weave is askew and we just pulled a monster bong hit. I'm just guessing about one of those factors, but let me go on record as saying I know nothing about weaves.

Photo: BWE

Kelly Rippie is a Tricky Treat

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 Nov 2007 21:46:00 GMT

No, Cher didn't go blond. It's Kelly Ripa (on the right). Ripa took two of her kids, Lola Grace and Joaquin Antonio, out and about for some tricks and some treats. What's that in her hand, Cousin It or her regular hair?

Photo: Celebrity Moms

Why Does Britney Spears Need a Costume for Halloween?

Whit Honea — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 21:36:00 GMT

Good question (thanks!) What does a (insert term of endearment here) in a wig wear for a costume?

Duh, she puts a skull on her otherwise normal, for her, clothing. Now that's how you rock Halloween.

Photo: Celebutopia

BOYCOTT BRITNEY!!

Whit Honea — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 00:04:00 GMT

Boycott Britney Spears! That's what some of her "friends" are doing. They are urging anyone that cares about Spears to not purchase her new CD until she cleans herself up. It's like an embargo intervention.

The group, which is organized on MySpace (so you know it's legit) consists of a bunch of memories from Britney's past. They say they are tired of the record company taking advantage of Britney and letting her go crazy.

You what I'm tired of? Nosy friends.

What about those of us that don't care about Britney and were planning on not buying her stuff because it sucks? I don't want to get lumped into this tough love crap.

Photo: Celebutopia

No Starbucks, No Taco Bell Make Britney Go Crazy- This Time with Hunger

Whit Honea — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:57:00 GMT

I'm beginning to develop a theory as to what happened to Britney's first bite-sized dog.

I understand it's an acquired taste, but Britney is a trooper, she'll woof it down. Whew! Yes, that's my best shot. Give me break, I'm sick.

I bet PETA will have better luck with it.

Photo: Gossip Girls

Jacko was Whacko When Britney was Sane: Buying Wigs in Bulk

Whit Honea — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 18:32:00 GMT

Sometimes we need to put things in perspective. Sure, Britney is the biggest trainwreck in recent years, but to be really crazy, like freaking certifiable, you've got to be in it for the long haul. Remember Michael Jackson? That's a nut that is committed and probably should be. The guy could teach Britney a thing or four about strange behavior. In fact, the only piece of decency that MJ can dangle over Britney is that we haven't been subjected to an internet full of his undercarriage. Note to self, send thank-you card to Internet.

Jackson took his entourage of future best-selling autobiography writers to see The Lion King in NYC on Sunday (the play, not the movie- that's out on VHS already). The children, Paris, Prince, and Blanket, were all wrapped up in their Britney best, bad wigs for all the kids! Dadcko also had on a wig, you know, to keep the theme alive, sunglasses, and the world's uglies pants this side of Vanilla Ice.

Apparently the family went backstage to meet the cast, who suddenly felt slightly underdressed in their pitiful little elephant and gazelle numbers. It's embarrassing, being out-wigged by a kid named Blanket.

Photo: Daily Mail

Britney Spears: Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

Whit Honea — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 15:00:00 GMT

Oh, to see the world through rose-colored glasses. Britney has decided to go sans wig and face it all alfresco. Word on the street is that this is part of her plan for fighting Fed-Ex for custody of the boys. It's her soccer mom disguise. I hope it came with panties.