FameCrawler : wii

Public Sex and New Year's Orgasms with Jordan and Peter

Whit Honea — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:02:00 GMT

So, how did you ring in the New Year? I'm sure it was fantastic. We just ate pizza and played Lego Star Wars on the Wii until Dick Clark did his thing. It was like a party.

I'm just going to throw this out there, Peter Andre's plans were better.

The husband of Jordan, aka Katie Price, shared a bit of the ol' TMI recently when he discussed his fantasy for New Year's Eve. Needless to say his vision has their kids with a sitter.

Said Peter, "I'd like to see in the New Year with a bang, if you know what I mean. I'd love to be having sex and time it just right so that I finished at the stroke of midnight. That would be perfect - that would be the most amazing feeling."

Timing? Just start at 11:59. How hard is that? There's even a countdown.

Wait, did he say "stroke?"

He continued, "I'd like us to go to a masked party where no one knew who we were. I'd have sex with Katie in front of people if no one recognized us."

Um, what was the question?

I'm guessing that Peter Andre could walk in to most parties and no one would know who he was. Katie, however, would need a little more than a mask.

All I know is that Peter just got himself on the guest list of every costume party in London - at least the fun ones.

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Kate Hudson is Christmas Crafty

sweatpantsmom — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 23:35:00 GMT

Kate Hudson's son Ryder, 4, might want to prepare himself for not getting that Wii or new skateboard for Christmas. Hudson says she'll be knitting all her presents this year. Don't worry Ryder - a spiffy new cardigan or a fluffy muffler is just as much fun as Super Mario Galaxy.

Hudson, who was interviewed on Friday at a press conference for her new movie Bride Wars, says she's feeling the economic pinch just like everyone else, and that's where her craftiness will come in handy. “I think it’s a really weird time and I think that everyone is feeling it," she says. “We’ve always been pretty crafty anyway. We all knit. The girls knit. This year I’m doing these great big knit…well, actually I shouldn’t even talk about it because I can’t say it!”

Come to think of it, I'm pretty broke, too, and some handmade gifts might be just the answer. I don't knit, but I think I might be able to make a couple of nice paperweights out of some rocks and tempera paint. Hey - it's the thought that counts.

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Win The Nightmare Before Christmas!

Whit Honea — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:27:00 GMT

What's this? If there is one thing that my 5-year-old son loves more than dinosaurs, robots or playing WALL-E on the Wii, it's The Nightmare Before Christmas. Seriously, for years now he has been obsessed. I see a lot of Cure in our future.

Disney just released a fancy-schmancy edition of Tim Burton's classic on DVD. You can win it over at Babble's Droolicious!

Spying on the Neighbors: 8-21-08

Whit Honea — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:03:00 GMT

Man, that Wii Fit is quite the workout...

Brooke Shields and Rowan (Celebs and Bubs)

Mrs. Russell Crowe and family (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Katie and Suri are artsy (Gossip Girls)

Matt Damon is ONE (Hollyscoop)

Little Douglas actor (Celebrity Baby Blog)

Gail and Holly (fametastic)

Starbucks Closing Today: WWBD? (What Would Britney Do?)

sweatpantsmom — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Starbucks will be closing all of it's locations for three hours tonight to retrain some 135,000 employees in an effort to re-vitalize it's sagging image.

This had me in a sweat-infused panic until I stopped and thought about another Starbucks fanatic, and what she might do in such a crisis. And how I might emulate her.

What Would Britney Do?

I'm thinking Britney might take the time to play a game of Chutes and Ladders with Sean and Preston, who she was recently reunited with. Me, I'll play Guitar Hero with my daughters and try not to brag when I kick their asses at "Barracuda."

Then Britney might take those hours from 5:30 to 8:30 to have all of her "I Heart Sam Lutfi" tattoos removed. I'll get my "Peter Frampton 4Ever" lasered out.

Britney might use all three long hours to sit and contemplate life. I'll lay in bed and try and upload YouTube videos to my iPhone.

Three hours will be over before I know it, and I'll be clutching a hot double-tall-dry-cappuccino once again. Praise Britney!