Remember Britney, Bitches?

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Katydidmama — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 20:34:45 GMT

I went back and re-read the orignal post--Whit actually wrote: "Don't take my word for it (although you should), watch it for yourself, if you can stomach it."

He said nothing ABOUT HER STOMACH. Interesting that that's the first thing people assumed/jumped on.

BTW--her abs were _sprayed on_. I don't hate on her because of that (she did have two kids back-to-back). I've never liked her as a performer/"artist" but mostly I'm just sad for her--the arc of her self-destruction is as plain as day, and all everyone wants to do is just go *tsk tsk tsk* and judge her fashion sense and her lack of parenting skills. The poor girl wasn't properly parented herself, so how do we get to expect any different? She needs help. Serious. Help.

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momma — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:31:50 GMT

I WISH my belly looked that good after having 2 kids.

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jenseju — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:57:59 GMT

Really, don't hate on the weight thing. I do agree that a corset-type outfit would be more flattering and maybe even a bit more ... I dunno... fitting for a mom? I mean, the old saying goes "Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics." For her, it should be, "Don't do anything *else* you'd be embarrassed to show your kids someday." And I'm talking about the whole thing, not just the outfit. A crappy performance is a crappy performance. Madonna she AIN'T.

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kayla... — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:16:38 GMT

...she's missing a press-on nail...

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superblondgirl — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:12:34 GMT

Yes, her sparkling personality. Absolutely tops. The poor thing, I want to hold her hand and say "Look, chill on the sexy thing. We've all seen your bits. Let's try something new." and also "Therapy works wonders. Antipsychotics as well. No shame."

re: Remember Britney, Bitches?

Whit Honea — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:47:03 GMT

Oh yeah, generally speaking I have no problem with her weight. Once she shoves it into underwear 3 sizes too small and tells us we should want it, I reserve the right to say, um no thanks.

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GirlsGoneChild — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:39:05 GMT

I think the point that Whit was making was that for a chick with a zillion dollars in the bank and nothing to do all day but smoke cigarettes and look like an insane person, there is no excuse not to look bangin'. Especially with a dozen trainers and nutritionists who practically spoon with her at night. Her legs do look hot in that last photo, though. At least she has that going for her. And her personality, of course.

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Ren — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:39:50 GMT

Really? Making fun of her weight? Gosh, that's creative!

I think Brit looks hot from the head down, but she acted like she was completely stoned. She moved like she's never danced in heels before, and she's been groomed to do that since she was 4.

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Becky — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 22:09:39 GMT

Truthfully I don't like her but if all you can say lookat her stomach. How bad does your's look? Come on she had 2 kids most people can't look like that after their 6 molnth being pregnant.

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Cali — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 21:26:32 GMT

For a mom in a bikini at the beach = great (assuming plain black without the glitter and the top fitting, and no lace bra)

For a million dollar superstar in that horrid costume = atrocious

Maybe if she hadn't spent the week partying and drinking and had been working out and practicing instead.

But, yes...her lack of professionalism and enthusiasm was even more disappointing than her ugly costume that did not flatter her.

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windycitykat — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:26:57 GMT

Ditto to Pandacookies - - yeah, i'm not going to hate on anyone who has had two kids in less than two years, but as a MOM she should be able to pick out a better outfit for her body. If Beyonce isn't shaking her jelly in an itty bitty bikini, Miss Brit, you shouldn't either.

And yes, more importantly than her body, what about the fake nail that's missing from her ring finger? Or the slightly embarrassed/mostly nervous look in her eyes? Or the way she half-lip synched the whole thing?

Sad...

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hambutt — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 19:24:45 GMT

kid or no kid(s)- she looks like butt.

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prescott — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:21:32 GMT

Yes, Britney does look good -- for someone who hasn't made a multi-million dollar fortune portraying themselves as a sex kitten. As a celebrity, she has a moral obligation to her fans to get back into shape as quickly as possible -- she has failed us.

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Naomi — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:28:58 GMT

Putting her poor judgment and questionable mothering aside: Britney looks fine. More than fine, in fact. No fair insulting her bod.

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AnneV — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 11:16:49 GMT

I am no Britney fan, but come on... aren't there more interesting things to criticize here than her stomach? LIke her total lack of enthusiasm, timing, or ability? Most moms I know would be pretty pleased to look that good in that outfit less than 2 years out from Babyfest.

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pandacookies — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 03:46:36 GMT

She's a mom, fine, her stomach isn't going to be perfect. But she could have at least picked an outfit that would have actually flattered her shape, like a corset or something. Wow. :o