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Ava is doing much better now from the strep but the nurse said I had to keep her out of school for 48 hours for the antibiotics to kick in enough so that she would no longer be contagious.  She was so quiet in the other room while I worked in my office that I'd forgotten she was there.  However when I'd last checked on her she was busily writing in her notebook, a multi-chapter mystery inspired by her love of all things Nancy Drew.

 

I was on the phone trying (in vain) to get the evil people at Advanta to lower my credit card rate from 29.9% to something less worthy of The Sopranos.  Ava marched into my room while I was on the phone dangling what looked like a long strawberry blonde hair.  She knows my hard and fast rule is not to interrupt me while I'm on the phone but she felt that this just coudln't wait.  I rotated my chair away from her and tried once again with the vultures at Advanta.  Ava moved around in front of me again, hand on hip.  I gave up and hung up.

 

"Daddy, I found this on your bed. I don't have red hair, Chet doesn't have red hair, you don't have red hair." 

 

I made myself laugh, mumbled something unintelligible, and then told her it was nothing and that after I answered an important email I'd come in and make us lunch.   I didn't exactly panic but I desperately did need some half-way convincing lie.  They knew that I'd broken up with Cris, my Italian girlfriend of the last three years, but so far had no idea about my recent romantic developments.  I immediately called A, daddy's special friend, and the owner of the hair.  She had been over the other night, but the kids think we're just friends.   A reminded me that she had also come over during the day with her little girl and had put her down for a nap.  So when I rejoined Ava, as she was spooning her chicken noodle soup, I casually mentioned that the mystery hair must have been A's from when she put her baby down on the bed.  Ava just slurped her soup.  I usually remind her not to but of course this time I let her slide.  

 

 


Comments

 

Lin said:

Busted! Nancy Drew got you on that one. ;)

And I like the picture of the bed... the "scene of the crime"

March 30, 2008 1:34 AM
 

AngelB said:

What a funny story, Trey!  I'm sure Ava is on to you :) After reading about all your romantic adventures in BEDTIME STORIES, I'm happy to hear you've found someone you seem to be sharing something special with!  Woohoo!  We'd all love to see more pics of the bed --- but with somebody in or on the bed next time :)

March 30, 2008 9:05 AM
 

Ali said:

I hope her Nancy Drew skills don't extend to online investigations of her father's blog!

=)

March 30, 2008 8:00 PM
 

Trey said:

Ali, you're so right.  I have to be more and more discreet. It's a challenge.

March 30, 2008 9:48 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

Careful, next time Ava might pull out the black light to look for suspicious body fluids.... you can always say the baby drooled during her nap!!!!!!!

March 30, 2008 11:57 PM
 

Tracey said:

That's got to be tough. Raising kids alone and trying to have a sex life. After my parents divorced my mother did not have a single date until we were out of the house. She was old school like that. I respect her for it too. There was no steady rotation of men in and out of house. I cringe to think what some kids witness of their parents after divorce.

I felt sorry for her when I was in high school because she seemed lonely and I even encouraged her to date. (so did my brother) But I think at that point she was just scared. Anyway, happy ending..she met someone and they've been married for over 10 years now.

I guess I share that just to say that kids do pay attention and know their parents as well as their parents know them.    

March 31, 2008 8:27 AM

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Arthur Bradford

Trey Ellis in Manhattan

The author of Bedtimes Stories: Adventures in the Land of Single-Fatherhood, Trey is busy raising his school-aged girl and boy in New York City. When he’s not shuttling them to public school, he is a novelist, screenwriter, political blogger on the HuffingtonPost and film professor. Visit his website here.

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