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Even self-proclaimed cool dads have their limits.  I'd heard Soulja Boy's megahit and dance craze "Crank That" months ago and didn't pay much attention to the signification of the lyrics.  I just laughed at the hundreds of YouTube performance videos of the catchy dance.  I guess I just didn't want to believe that this 18-year-old had really written a huge hit song about ejaculating all over his woman.  

 

My kids are addicted to Radio Disney, listen to it obsessively on the computer so I figured they were immune to contamination but of course last week my nine-year-old daughter and one of her best friends came home singing the song and doing the dance.  It's hit their public elementary school and is all the rage with the girls.  They obsess over dance moves anyway and the Soulja Boy dance is ridiculously infectious.  

 

When she's not practicing the Soulja Boy  dance she's practicing her ballroom dancing steps.  Every New York City fourth grader in the school took eight weeks of ballroom dancing and last week she had her big, all-school recital. The hundred of them paraded on stage in various stages of dress-up and counted their way through the foxtrot, the Lindy hop, the merengue and the tango.  They looked so almost grown up there that every parent's heart was wide open.  

 

Ava and her friend were just as open and happy running through the Souja Boy, of course have no idea what they lyrics are talking about, and I wasn't about to correct them.  

 

These age-inappropriate events were so much cuter when she was very, very young.  Now they give me the creeps. Back when she was three her mom and I were playing Rick James on the car stereo and when he crooned, "GIve it to me baby," she piped in from her car seat, "Give it to the baby."    I'll remember that forever.  And even just two years ago when Ava was 8 and Chet 5 they'd heard 50 Cent's "Candy Shop" on the radio and for weeks were singing, "Take me the candy shop, I'll let you lick my lollipop."  I didn't encourage them but of course I never disabused them of their reading of the lyrics.

 

I love sex and know that zealously hiding all traces of it has produced a neurotic and repressed culture.  But its omnipresence now is making it hard for a kid to be a kid.  

 

Here in the near triple-digit heat A and I took the kids to the Botanical Garden to see the Henry Moore statues.  I love this photo of them. It looks like an album cover. Maybe they could be the Carpenters of the new millennium?  Good, clean music (minus the eating disorders).

 

Do you censor what your kids hear? 


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Published Jun 09 2008, 11:03 AM by Trey
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Amanda said:

Trey - Great subject. Having 11 and 9 year old daughters I could share many stories. I have dealt with most of the issues by asking thier interpretation of the lyrics. It usually relaxs me to hear their verry innocent thoughts. I can't remember the name of the song but the lyrics basically said 'I want to give it to you and no one else'. When I asked them what they thought it meant, they responded that the woman that was singing the song had great dance moves and was only going to share them with one person. Oh if things were only that easy.

I have at times heard a song that I just couldn't allow and said to them it was inappropriate but I also explained why it was inappropriate. The most recent occurance was about a week ago involving the song 'Sexy can and I' and we talked about how it was not appropriate. My 11 year old though told me that she new they were talking about a stripper and how disgusting she thought that was. She did say though that she just really liked the beat and dancing to the music. But she respected my wishes and turned off the radio the next time it came on.

Communication is most important.

June 9, 2008 1:55 PM
 

Tracey said:

In a previous post I mentioned that my almost 2 year old had a ball dancing to Prince's "Lovesexy" album. That's the first time I've let him listen to anything remotely like that. So far it's been kid's music, reggae, Beatles, Stevie Wonder...

I was driving yesterday and a song from Dre's "The Chronic" came up on my Phatbox rotation and I thought, "Man, I've got to get all of those CDs....Snoop, Dre, Prince...and put them somewhere until he's old enough" Not to mention the Public Enemy  and other records I have on vinyl. I want him to be a kid as long as possible. I don't want him to know that "911 is a Joke" until he's much older. He's got his entire life to be cynical and savvy.

Yesterday he came running as fast as his little toddler legs could carry him towards me, hair flying, huge grin, and exclaimed loudly, "I'm running!" then flung himself into my arms as I happily caught him. I want him to have that pure, free, unburdened happiness of childhood for as long as possible.

So no, he won't be hearing, "Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks" for a very, very ,very long time, if I can help it.    

June 11, 2008 10:15 AM
 

Trey said:

I agree with both you and Amanda.  I'm not at all for censorship but they're only kids once and I'd love for their innocence to last as long as possible. Ava conned me into ordering "The Comebacks" on pay-per-view.  It's a dumb sports movie a girlfriend of hers loved.  I was in the other room when I heard, "motherf*" this and "motherf*" that and then Chet ran to me and said, these girls were playing spin the bottle and they were kissing!  On the lips!  I came in the room and gave Ava my best daddy is angry look and she immediately turned off the TV.  "Sorry, daddy!"

Of course I should have done a better job of pre-screening the film. It was rated PG-13 but thirteen year olds these days are apparently experts in cursing and oral sex.

June 11, 2008 12:40 PM
 

Tracey said:

That's it. I'm starting construction on the bubble for Cade. How can that movie be PG-13? I'm not a prude, but geezus, I think I was still playing with Barbie and watching nothing more racy than the Sonny & Cher show. when I was 13.

June 11, 2008 1:27 PM
 

L. Bellamy said:

Hey Trey - I just discovered this blog.  Your kids are just incredibly adorable!

Yeah, I do censor what my son hears and watches; I'm not obsessive about it, and like you, if there is a song I don't like on, I don't add drama to the situation and his attention can still be deflected.  iTunes makes it pretty easy to select what he has access to.  Plus our radio stations are crap, so it's easy to avoid having it on.  He tends to enjoy our old school music -- Stevie Wonder was a big hit last week.  He's six so I know I'm running out of time..

June 11, 2008 7:14 PM
 

Mango Mama said:

For years, my kids didn't even know the car radio actually played music or had multiple station choices.  We opted to listen to NPR and my daughter Olivia's favorite dj was Terry Gross.  Commercial radio is scary if you have young children and Lord knows, I cannot handle Disney Radio day in and day out.

June 16, 2008 5:25 PM
 

Megg said:

Oh my god.  I read your post to my older sister who then called my twin nieces in for a pow-wow.  We asked them to tell us the lyrics since they too, do the dance for this song.  It's good to know that they dont understand the lyrics but its scary to think that their PE teacher at school played them this song :|

As for G and I.... she gets everything under the sun. Im frightened to learn what musical monster Im creating.

June 17, 2008 12:02 AM

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