1. You pick your child’s nose without embarrassment (and are happy when you get a “big one.”)
2. You no longer wear the Prada skirt and you no longer care that you no longer wear the Prada skirt.
3. One word: poop. I know it’s on your mind.
4. Two more words: cargo pants. (Are you wearing them now?)
4. You talk in 3 word sentences.
5. You find yourself doing the Bjorn bounce even when you aren’t wearing it.
6. You know all the words to the “Franklin” theme song (and you hate yourself for it.)
7. Movies? What are they?
8. Too many people have seen your boobs.
9. There are cheerios everywhere.
10. You look at your kid and still cannot believe THAT came out of THERE.
