A Girl Grows In Brooklyn

Day 750 of Teething

Yes, I counted the days Mamie has been alive for this post, and no she hasn't been teething exactly since day one.  But close.

 
Mamie has been teething since she was about 3 months old.  Sure, she cut her actual first tooth at 8 months, but the teething started and well, it's never really stopped.  The first tooth?  Well, that was bad.  The second tooth, not so much.  The upper fronts?  Not fun.  The molars?  Oy.  And the eye teeth?  The worst.  Now that we're in the homestretch (4!  more!  to!  go!), I am almost relieved.   I say almost, because these last four teeth are huge, as in gi-normous, how ya gonna fit those in my kid's mouth big?  I mean, really, she has enough teeth.  She can eat meat, she can crunch the booty.  Can't we just stop now?

 
We've gone through bottle of homeopathic teething tablets (they work until they don't work) and we are no strangers to baby Motrin (the lord's elixir).  I'm just looking forward to the day where she doesn't want to jam inappropriate objects in her mouth. 

 
When's that again?


 

 


Comments

 

GirlsGoneChild said:

Oh, honey. Bleh and poop. We're right there with you. Two days of no sleep, zero naps and me hallucinating while Archer screams in my arms and chews my fingers off...

One day! ONE DAY...

January 11, 2007 1:38 AM
 

Heather said:

Yey for teething gel!  We couldn't have managed without it.  Just cut our first two bottom ones this week.  

January 11, 2007 3:13 AM
 

mattdm said:

Homeopathic teething tablets work as long as you keep believing in them, at which point their performance is exactly like that of sugar pills, because *that's what they are*. There are literally no other ingredients.

Oh, sure, there's other stuff on the label, but it's diluted literally millions or trillions of times. There's almost certainly many times more random impurities (rat droppings, say) in the lactose (i.e. milk sugar) base than any traces of the alleged active ingredients.

The most important point is that homeopathy isn't actually ancient wisdom or nature-medicine with millennia of practical use. It's an early industrial-age theory that competed with the idea that disease might be caused by germs. You'd think that the fact that it turned out to be totally wrong would have been the end of it, but turns out to be a really good way to rip off desperate parents. (And sadly, sometimes really sick people.)

January 11, 2007 7:36 AM
 

BarbaraR said:

I'm all for homeopathy or alterna-treatments if they work.  I'm also for baby Motrin though!

January 12, 2007 1:49 PM
 

selfmademom said:

I love when your baby is cranky and everyone says, oh is he teething? Aren't babies always teething?? Your post confirmed my thought! thank you! And I've found nothing works. Those homeopathic tablets are hooey.

January 13, 2007 10:35 AM
 

Jah RastaYid said:

Get a couple gross of teething rings.  Put a bunch in the refrigerator and give one to the wee sprat whenever they exhibit the teething miasma.  The cool smushiness worked well for my brood.  You do have to hold them for very young ones and you do have to keep grabbing a new cool one out of the Frigidaire, but they seemed to work better than teething jel, motrin or anything else.  At least for our gang.

Jah

January 13, 2007 11:52 PM
 

kalimurzino@rambler.ru said:

David

May 28, 2007 6:03 AM

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