There was a time in our house when the Noggin channel was on more than it was off. What can I say, last winter was cold and rainy and when your kid's nap schedule doesn't match up to any other kid in the neighborhood, you end up watching a lot of kids programming. That's right, you end up watching a lot of kids programming. How can you not? Childrens' television has so many subplots!
These are the questions I have:
1. Why do the animals on Franklin all have animal names yet Franklin has a "real" name?
2. Why do Little Bear's parents wear clothes and he doesn't?
3. Why doesn't Prairie Dawn have a nose?
4. Are Miffy and Boris Bear having an affair?
5. Am I the only one who wants to throttle the little girl on 64 Zoo Lane?
6. Why is Dora's head so much bigger than Diego's?
7. Are the Ferocious Beast and Hamilton the pig gay?
8. Do the people on Sesame Street think Elmo has imaginary friends, or can they see us too?
9. Where the hell are Max and Ruby's parents?
10. Is the guy on LazyTown a Nazi?
11. Where do the Backyardigans live? Is it Jersey? Looks like Jersey.
12. Will the Wonder Pets come fix my toilet?
13. Has Joe from Blues Clues gained weight OR WHAT?
14. Who would win if Pinky Dinky Do and Maisy decided to duke it out?
15. Moose and Zee: are they a thing?
