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I hate Halloween

Halloween is my least favorite holiday. I hate scary things.  I hate candy. I hate dressing up and coming up with things for my kids to wear. One year, I even failed to get a pumpkin before they were all sold out. Sadly, we were forced to settle for Halloween gourds that year. I kid you not. 

 

The children were pretty good natured about it, because they know and accept how Halloween-impaired their mama is (I do waaaaay better with Christmas and birthdays, I swear).

 

 

 

 

 E. actually liked his gourd so much that he fell asleep clutching it.

 

 

Most years, though, we do manage to do pretty well with at least the pumpkin carving part of the whole Halloween deal. That generally requires some help from my sweet brother-in-law, who is really good at making jack-o-lanterns. But when Uncle Ray doesn't help, well, our carving generally ends up looking something like this - from last year.

 

 

This year, my two middle children will be at their Dad's for Halloween - different neighborhood in the same town. Lots of trick-or-treating there, and the kids are very excited about it. My eldest and my youngest children will be with Jon and me, visiting in my hometown of Bell Buckle, TN on the big night, which is an absolutely great place to celebrate Halloween. Here the kids are with their cousins, getting ready to hit the Bell Buckle candy trail a couple of years ago.

 

 

 

And speaking of scary things, Halloween - before we go with/send our kids out trick-or-treating - marks a good occasion to revisit where the registered sex offenders reside in one's own neighborhood. I, for one, am utterly creeped out that the idea that people like these guys live within a few blocks of our house. Scary. And of course, these are just the ones who have been arrested and/or bothered to register after being released. The real numbers are probably way higher.

 

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Comments

 

Liz said:

you...hate....candy...say it ain't so....hating candy is, like, unAmerican or something....

October 16, 2008 4:51 PM
 

kgranju said:

Trust me Liz. I have my vices. Candy just doesn't happen to be one of them :-)

-Katie

October 16, 2008 5:42 PM
 

ginag said:

I'm one of those assholes who turns off the porch light and pretends I'm not home.  I can't stand any of it!  The best thing about Halloween were the days in my younger grown-up life when I dressed up myself and hung out at the bar with my friends.  Pirate girl, Army girl, Cat in the hat...ahhhh..those were the days.

October 18, 2008 8:19 AM
 

mombo said:

Your kids are ridiculously cute, and I LOVE the pic-covered fridge!

October 19, 2008 3:00 PM
 

ZBecks said:

I'm not anti-Halloween, but I dunno...what the heck?!

I have 6 kids (13,8,7,5,4,and 2)...that means i have to come up with 6 different, but equally "great" costumes.

I can't take all of my kids to the market with me, much less trick or treating!

We had been living overseas, so the whole Halloween thing had be avoided. This year, they woke me up early (on my ONE DAY OFF) to go to the pumpkin patch!!!!!!

guess what? I had to get 6 different pumpkins! and my 8 and 7 year old girls were being picky about the pumpkins!

oh, and i have to carve them! i don't know how to carve a pumpkin...and it's looks hard to do.

and this trick or treating thing??? I don't like going to stranger's houses...okay, i just don't want to HAVE to talk to some of my neighbors....

i do like the concept of free candy though.

October 20, 2008 4:38 AM

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A working mom embraces life with four busy kids and a continually buzzing Blackberry.

Katie Allison Granju lives in a 100-year-old house with her husband and her four children, who range in age from one to seventeen. She's a book author, a freelance writer and Director of Social Media at a public relations firm. She doesn't know how she does it either.

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