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I am not Angelina Jolie

Last week, Angelina Jolie was quoted as saying the following, regarding how Brad Pitt feels about her body after she birthed three children by c-section: "I'm with a man who's evolved enough to look at my body and see it as more beautiful, because of the journey it has taken and what it has created. He genuinely sees it that way. So I genuinely feel even sexier."

 

With all due respect to Pitt's relative masculine "evolved-ness," how hard can it be for him to see the mother of his children as beautiful? After all, she may have a scar and a few stretch marks here and there, but she's still...ANGELINA JOLIE.

 

 

 

I, on the other hand - in case anyone hadn't noticed -  am not Angelina Jolie.

 

 

(This is me, shortly after my c-section. You can see I was already thinking deeply about matters of postpartum fitness and nutrition)

 

And after giving birth to my last baby, my first born surgically, I have more than a scar and a few stretch marks. I also have a belly I still don't recognize as my own. With my last three babies, my weight went up and down, but my stomach never looked like...this - sort of like a deflated beach ball. I don't know if it was the c-section or the fact that my body finally "tipped" at baby #4, but dang, I sure do miss my old belly.

 

I think I am getting to the point where I have to face the music and start exercising on a regular basis for the first time. I'm trying to figure out how to make that happen. I do take fairly regular walks around our neighborhood, which has sidewalks and greenways and parks, but these are more like leisurely strolls than workouts. We did buy an elliptical machine a few months ago, and my husband has used it with really good results, but I find it incredibly dull. What I'd really like to do is have time to ride horses regularly (I grew up riding competitively, and as an adult, I have ridden hunter-jumpers as circumstances have allowed), but at the moment, time and money won't really support this particular love of mine. Someday, though, when my children are older, I plan to really get back into riding. I have tried running here and there over the years, but I always end up with very painful shin splints. Lots of people I know seem to really dig yoga, but the few classes I've done haven't particularly motivated me to come back. Plus, yoga classes are sort of pricey. And as for a gym membership, well, I can't tell you how much money I've wasted in years past on gym memberships I never ended up using.

 

I know, I know. I am clearly making excuses here. I just need to find something, anything, and then force myself to do it at least three times each week. I tend to be  a bit of a martyr about the whole thing - assuming that I am so indispensable at work or at home that people can't make do without me for an hour or so while I go exercise. But really, that's just another excuse. It's odd that while I tend to be quite energetic and disciplined in other areas of my life, I have simply never, ever been able to make myself stick to any sort of exercise regimen. I am inspired, though, by the example of my grandmother, who never having done a single athletic thing in her life, rather suddenly and to the great surprise of all who knew her,  took up running in her mid 50s, and continued running every day well into her 70s. After that, she used her Nordic Trac ski machine daily for another 10 years.

 

I wish I were like all those celeb moms who claim they lost all the baby weight "just by breastfeeding!" Or who say they stay in such great shape "just by chasing the kids around!" Alas, however, neither of those techniques have done anything at all for me...or my sad, sad belly situation.

 

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Comments

 

yoursister said:

I'd forgotten how funny that picture is.

October 25, 2008 8:09 PM
 

Jane said:

I have a picture much like yours except for I've got a big bag of Burger King in front of me.

Sad!!

:-)

October 25, 2008 9:30 PM
 

Kat said:

Yup, mine was sushi.  

October 26, 2008 8:12 AM
 

nic said:

i showed competitively as a kid/teen too...and it would be a dream to ride again (can you imagine our hips and booty after a few hours of posting around the arena!!) but for the same reasons, read 5 kid$, won't be riding in the near future.  when i read that W article, that same quote stuck out in my mind.  i mean, how amazing to really feel that way about your body, we did create miracles right?  i just had twins too and us moms of multiples have 2 words for our bellies- TWIN SKIN. now, on the other hand, i bet we too would be fairing slightly better if we had Angelina's nannies and healthy food delivery service she used.  i walk 4-5/wk, wearing 1 twin on my body and pushing the other twin and my 4 yr old in the double jogger with my older 2 on their bikes-- we are our own little parade....and that is about as good as it is gonna get.

October 26, 2008 1:14 PM
 

Kelly said:

Having a partner for an outdoor excercise regimen can be a great boost to getting going. Even just once a week, it would be great to exercise with a friend. The other aspect is to make sure you accept your body type. So often we feel more hopeless than necessary, and that can be a hinderance to enthusiasm about exercise.

October 26, 2008 3:25 PM
 

Dewi said:

Liposuction, boob lift, botox and you'll look like your self again.

I'm a fan of self acceptance and feeling lucky if you have a husband who loves you just the way you are. That is the best remedy for all of us who hate to exercise. ;-)

October 26, 2008 4:16 PM
 

mamatried said:

We did a hike today with the girls that I can always use to gauge my fitness level and honestly I was surprised that I wasn't puffing as much as I would have thought.  I walk a lot but I agree that the pace doesn't necessarily meet 'target heart rate' criteria.

I used to do NIA (dance/movement class) 5 times a week pre-babies but now it is hard because the times coincide with bedtime routine.  NIA was my thing and I really miss it a lot....

The picture of you is soooooo great :)

October 26, 2008 4:23 PM
 

Melissa said:

I've sort of given myself a pass because my commute is long and after baby wrangling all day, during my free time I just want to veg.  But I have been thinking of adding a little crunching and yoga to my morning routine.  Though it will be tough now that the days are shorter...

October 26, 2008 5:12 PM
 

clara said:

I have to work hard to lose weight too and I found that what works best is putting my youngest in an Ergo or mei tai in trekking around my neighborhood. As the baby gets bigger, the walk gets more intense, the workout changes and gets more effective every few months. When I get home I do some squats, arms stuff  & stretching. I lost 70 lbs twice this way.

When I was a kid we lived on an army base that did basic training and they way they got the soldiers in the best possible shape quickly was hiking with packs on, not running. Its been said that unless you are built like a gazelle, running will only lead to injuries. When you have the built in workout of babywearing it can really help with that litle extra. As for the c/s tummy, I have the "overhang" too, some of us get it, some don't--but I think not much can be done for it. :(

October 26, 2008 5:36 PM
 

MidLifeMama said:

I totally laughed out loud at this. I just read the article in which Jolie was quoted saying this while I was at the hair dresser this weekend. And thought the same thing. I looked like the Michelin man when I delivered because I had retained 20lbs of water weight. And my stomach is also that beach ball. I have been on a campaign to lose weight, and it has been working. But it takes commitment. I get up at 5:30am, and hit the treadmill for 30 minutes at least 4 times a week. I usually take the weekends off, but we do more walking as a family then. It is boring, but I turn on the ipod, and read a magazine and suck it up because I need to. I will never look like Ms. Jolie, but then I never did to begin with.

October 26, 2008 8:03 PM
 

drdenise said:

Are you goin' all Palin on us?  Is a $23,000.00 make up artist, $150,000.00 wardrobe and frontal lobotomy in your future?

October 26, 2008 10:25 PM
 

rachel said:

Bellydancing! It's fun & one heck of a workout!

October 27, 2008 2:48 AM
 

gina at la Matriarch said:

Katie - I love the comparison pictures!  

I'm the same way about exercise and at some point I just decided that I needed to figure out what I hated the least then do that till I can't stand it anymore.  For me, that was elliptical and spinning.  I ended up buying both of those for my home gym and even though people complain about buying gym equipment that just collects dust (mine does too sometimes) it has still helped me be more consistent than anytime I've belonged to a gym.

Good Luck!

October 27, 2008 8:22 AM
 

Marie Eve said:

I only have one (21 month-old) child, but I'm still carrying 10 extra pounds -including the jelly belly-, now how did that happen? I was all for making excuses too, until I realized that not only I was not losing the baby weight, I was actually on an ascending slope. OK, that plus I'm planning my wedding to the babydaddy, I bought my dress a half-size too small, and it's not available anymore, so it must friggin' fit!

I've just started waking up at 5:30 in the morning (brutal, I know) to exercise (on previously unused machines I have in my basement) for 30-40 minutes each weekday. I was enormously reluctant to do it, but I find it way more agreeable than I thought I would. It's rare "me" time, and I do whatever I can to make it more fun. Watch DVDs or TV shows I really enjoy but often needed to skip before, read trashy magazines or captivating novels, wear really cute workout outfits (there are amazingly cheap, hi-tech and flattering new clothes out there)...

Plus, I arrive at work completely energized, and I generally feel and sleep much better (although no more late-night TV). You've got to find your motivation wherever you can. You'll probably find that the hardest step is the first one!

And I always find it funny when I hear celebrity quotes such as the one you mention, like "I accept my motherly body and womanly curves..." Of course you do, silly, that's because bearing a child brought you from being a 10 to a 9.7 and from wearing a small size 0 to a large size 0!!! How is that supposed to make us normal women feel? They think speaking like this is making them more approachable and likable, but for me it's really the opposite!

October 27, 2008 12:56 PM
 

Launa said:

Can I just tell you?  You are way more beautiful than Angelina.  Let me repeat that--you are way more beautiful than Angelina.  I mean it!!!

October 27, 2008 1:38 PM
 

kgranju said:

Well Launa, you are very kind... ;-)

I am not sure many people - okay, ANY people -  would agree with you. But that's okay. I can now always say with assurance that there are at least two people on the planet (my husband and a blog reader) who believe I am more attractive than La Jolie.

And I am loving hearing from those of you who have managed to fit workouts into your lives. It's very inspiring. Thus far, however, it has not been quite inspiring enough to get me off my ass. Yet. But I will. Seriously.

October 27, 2008 1:56 PM
 

mama4avie said:

you should take up running. seriously. you can put the baby/babies in a stroller and go for like a half hour a day. I can't really advise any further since, having only 1 kid, I can't imagine how the hell someone handles 4...but running is really awesome. on saturdays I get to go w/o the stroller when my husband watches the baby and it is better than drugs, man.

October 27, 2008 4:07 PM
 

LGT said:

My post-partum downfall was Ben and Jerry's...  I feel your pain!  Kids are 13 months apart, and 17 months after my 2nd child, I'm still way over my pre-pregnancy weight, and I was no skinny-minny to begin with!  Can't make excuses anymore though with a 17 month old!  haha

October 27, 2008 5:07 PM
 

becky said:

We all want what we don't have. I got 5 kids no stretch marks and can't break 100 lbs. But after kids I no longer have a but or tits. I would take the stretch marks n a gut if my pants would stay up and I could fill out a shirt.

October 27, 2008 6:46 PM
 

AllisonWonder said:

Oh, my goodness, you're too funny. I was reading this and thinking, "It's me... she must be talking about me..."

October 28, 2008 7:01 AM
 

mama4avie said:

Ha ha LGT...I remember the summer after I had my baby I put aways pints w/in like 15 minutes...the Haagen Dazs toasted coconut with ginger and honey or something was my favorite...I just had to stop doing that after a while

October 28, 2008 7:04 AM
 

D said:

You are so freakin' awesome!  Keep it up.

October 28, 2008 11:43 AM
 

sparkyd said:

Those two pictures one after other made me laugh out loud - awesome. Personally, I had a burger and sweet potatoe fries brought in.

October 28, 2008 12:50 PM
 

TVR said:

I loved your Attachment Parenting book, btw. I picked it up on a lark at a bookstore one day (many years ago) simply because the title and photo were so intriguing. I was still childless, not pregnant, or even trying. I devoured it and immediately knew I'd be an attachment parent. It opened the door to many other books, authors, groups, websites and friends. But mostly, it was the first concrete step that led me towards being the mother I am today. So thank you.

October 28, 2008 1:55 PM
 

Erin said:

I love your sense of humor in this post!  And I totally agree--I need to exercise and I just don't do it.

November 4, 2008 12:58 AM

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