The advice I have is this: if your pediatrician suggests you add a little bleach to your bathwater to combat, say, a nasty staph infection that seems to be inhabiting your household, do NOT do as he suggests. Unfortunately, I learned this the hard way, after adding a capful of Clorox to the bath I took last night with C. Today, I smell terrible. I smell like an overchlorinated pool crossed with a men's locker room. The bleach smell emanating from my body is so strong that every time I take a deep breath, I feel like I am going to pass out.

Here are J. and baby sis C. at our pediatrician last Saturday, just before C. was diagnosed with a staph infection on her head (we have had a rash of these skin infections in our family in the past year, but this was her first) and just before the doctor recommended the bleach-bath solution.
This reminds me of the time when I was about 12, when I read in Seventeen magazine that a great way to condition your hair was to use a "hair mask" composed of raw eggs and mayonnaise. Pushing aside the fact that these are my least favorite food products on the planet, I mixed up the noxious concoction and left it on my hair for the recommended 30 minutes. I rinsed, thoroughly, but my long hair continued to smell like rotten eggs for at least a week. It was memorable - for me, and for everyone forced to come into contact with me for that week.
But back to the bleach thing, yeah, don't do it. But if anyone has any suggestions for greener, less smelly bath additives that will combat staph germs in a family tub, I welcome them in the comments below.
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