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It's A....Baby!

My man and I decided not to find out our baby's gender.  We decided that there aren't enough fun surprises in life.  We've had a couple people tell us that they think that the chance to find out there babies' genders got them (well, the mother) through labor, and I have a feeling that the more sources of motivation I can find during labor, the better off I'll be.   I think Sean is also hoping that holding out on finding out will strengthen my willpower and make me stop pestering him about birthday and Christmas presents three weeks early (that's not going to happen). Besides, too much pink makes me want to vomit and I don't understand why boys' clothes are stamped with anything that has an internal combustion engine.  I'd like to hold off on the flood of princess-wear or truck-emblazoned gear as long as I can. 

 

That said, we've got inklings about the gender.  I, for some reason, lean slightly toward boy, and my husband leans slightly toward girl. My leaning is pretty fickle: I had a dream one night that it was a girl, and, for some reason, I did not trust the male doctor in my dream and made him re-check about five times.  Then I left the baby on the top of the car while I was at the grocery store getting wasabi peas, so I've decided that dream was pretty meaningless. 

 

Just for fun, here's my baby's gender, according to various old wives' tales:

 

Heartbeat over 140 = girl.  Our baby's heart rate started at 160-something, and recently it's been 140 on the dot.  So we're having a girl who has changed in to a boy halfway through the pregnancy.

 

Supposedly, girls "steal their mother's beauty".  Yeah, that one is a great set-up for a healthy mother-daughter relationship.  My husband says I look pretty cute, and he denies that my butt has gotten any bigger, though it sure seems bigger to me.  He may just be saying that to avoid throwing off the balance of my delicate pregnant temperament and making me upset or angry, but I'll take his word for it on this one.  Since I have basically the same amount of beauty as before, albeit with a few more zits, it's a boy.

 

If you crave sweet things, it's a girl.  Well, I crave jalapenos and I'm more interested in meat then before, but only mildly.  I don't know if the jalapeno is the opposite of sweet, but I guess that means boy. 

 

Carrying high means it's a boy, and carrying low means it's a girl.  I'm 5'2".  There is no high and low when you're that short; there's just belly.  I am going to say that means I'm carrying low, since I'm close to the ground, and since it seems about time for one of these to come up with girl as the answer.

 

You gain more weight with boys.  Or you gain more weight with girls.  I've heard both, and I have nothing with which to compare my weight gain, so this one's a wash.  I'm gaining weight; it's clearly a baby.

 

If your feet are colder, it's a boy.  My feet are hotter than hades, so it's a girl. 

 

If you don't like orange juice, it's a boy.  I've never liked OJ much, or any juice for that matter.  I guess this is a boy, and I'll only have boys if my juice dislike keeps up for the rest of my life. 

 

If you have morning sickness, it's a girl.  I had my fair share of vomit, so that means this one's a girl.

 

Having headaches means boy, and I've gotten a few those.  Also, the sum of my age at the time of conception and the month of conception is even, so it will be a boy. 

 

If your pee is dull, it's a girl; if it's bright yellow, it's a boy.  I don't really want to study the brightness of my pee and, besides, I drink a lot of water.  If it were really bright, I think it would freak me out and it would be time to call the doctor.  So, I'll say girl.

 

I have about four old wives' tales for boy, and four for a girl, with a couple undecided, which leads me to the very unscientific result of....it's a baby! 

 


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Comments

 

RachelZ said:

I heard all of those, too!  We didn't find out either with ours, but somehow I felt like I just knew it was a girl all along.  Of course, the week before she was born we hadn't picked out any boy names at all, so we were sort of scrambling!

Be prepared for an avalanche of green and yellow onesies, though.  Everything we got before the baby came was GREEN!  or YELLOW!  So I suppose it was a good thing we went with a sort of jungle-themed nursery.  Then my mom stepped up and sent us a whole bunch of red and black things, which was just awesome.

August 22, 2007 3:22 PM
 

mrsjennahatfield said:

Heartrate schmeartrate. One girl, two boys, all 145. Low schmlow. High was a girl, medium was boy number one, low is boy number two. Sickness schmickness. No sickness with the girl, mediocre with boy one and DEATH BY MORNING SICKNESS with boy number two.

It's all a crap shoot. ;)

August 22, 2007 3:29 PM
 

Karen said:

Here's one that works: 19 boys in a row in your husband's family means it's a boy. And it was. Adam was number 20.

August 22, 2007 5:33 PM
 

zellmer said:

All those wives tales can go either way, depending on the person. The only one I advocate is the dreams. I believe that if you dreamt it was a girl, it's a girl. That's what I'm putting my money on.

Better get used to pink.

August 22, 2007 11:36 PM
 

chyna823 said:

Actually, a study found that dreams and intuition do have a high rate of accuracy: web.arizona.edu/.../intuit.htm

With both of mine, I dreamed about baby girls, and I was right both times. Same thing happened to my sister-in-law. My OB believes strongly that mother's dreams can foretell the gender of the baby, because she's seen it happen so many times.

August 23, 2007 3:50 PM
 

RitchieGal said:

my mom (and grandmother) both say i am carrying "in the back" so it's a boy.  in the back?  how exactly does one carry that way?

August 24, 2007 1:28 PM
 

kate said:

i had a dream it was a girl... and then later it turned out it was a boy.  (i kind of thought it was a boy all along, but his father was sure it was a boy from the moment we found out... and i could never tell if i was just brainwashed by his certainty or not.)  a relative and two friends of mine also had dreams that i was having a girl, but nope.  so i'm not sure about the dream theory.  intuition, yes.  dreams, maybe not.

August 26, 2007 12:24 AM
 

Lo said:

Yeah, I've heard about the dream thing too and when I was pregnant I hada  dream that my baby had a penis.  My whole pregnancy I was convinced that the Little Monster was a boy.  So convinced, in fact, that we all forgot to ask the sex after the baby was born for about a minute or two....it was a girl.

Also, not trying to be obnoxious here, but if you are waiting to find out the "gender" of the baby it'll be awhile.  The "sex" you should find out as soon as it's born. Sex is a biological category.  Gender is a social identity.  Sorry, old women's studies major habits die hard.

Godd Luck!

August 26, 2007 11:19 AM
 

Maggie's Mom said:

After finding out we were having a son, I went blue/football/train crazy, had a very serious fight with my husband about what the best name for our son would be, and got his name monogrammed on every kind of baby product under the son.  When I gave birth to a happy, healthy baby girl last month, I almost had a stroke - not because of how gorgeous she was (and she was/is VERY gorgeous) but because of all the expensive garbage I had laying around my house that was now completely useless.  So you can end up surprised even if you do find out!

August 27, 2007 12:51 PM
 

Kim Graves said:

I craved jalapenos too... on nachos with fake cheese. And out she came a girl! I think its fun you guys aren't finding out. I'm too much of a control freak not to know, but I think its fun nontheless! Found your blog randomly from a link on another blog! How fun! Hope you're doing well... and huge congrats from Brian & I!! :)

August 28, 2007 2:18 PM
 

knockedup said:

Maggie's Mom - one more reason for me to avoid monogramming before we see the babe.  I wonder how often that happens.

Thanks, Kim, for stopping by - and happy (belated) first birthday to Meredith!

August 29, 2007 4:58 PM

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