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Knocked Up

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

I thought I had about thirteen years before Axel started having make out sessions.  Well, Axel's done wooing much older women and has turned his affections to a younger crowd.   When I picked him up from daycare yesterday, his favorite teacher reported that he'd learned to kiss.  He wasn't kissing her - he was kissing another baby.  I'll call her Miss C.  Miss C is about six weeks younger than Axel, with a tiny snub nose, an extensive wardrobe of footed sleepers, and a soft little mew in times of distress.  Compared to the agressive older woman (she's one) who takes Axel's pacifier out of his mouth and tries to escape whenever she hears that the door hasn't been shut all the way, and the three month old who's still in the newborns slug phase, Miss C is the most eligible bachelorette on Axel's side of the infant room.  Apparently, Axel peppered her with wet, slobbery kisses, rolling toward her again and again across the soft mat.  I think he has designs on the two ladies in the other room, too, since he flashed a sly grin at a brunette as we went out the door.  He's the wee playboy of daycare. 

 

When he's not sitting in a tree with little Miss C, he loves to grab a fistful of cheek and plant an open mouthed slobber on the adults nearest and dearest to him.  Luckily, his classmate kisses were of the less aggressive and grabby sort.  He's planted his baby kisses on his mama, and isn't just betstowing his love on his classmates, though he has requested a velvet smoking jacket and some Barry White tunes. 

 

When he isn't kissing, Axel's trying to crawl.  I guess I could say he's crawling, since he moves himself with intention while on all fours.  He digs his face in to the floor, wiggles his butt in the air, and propels himself forward a few inches.  He'd be moving a lot faster if he stopped using his oversized head as a front brake. 

 

Kissing and crawling?  We're in trouble. 

 


Comments

 

amanda said:

I would say so! Go Axel - he's quite the ladies' man!

May 9, 2008 11:08 AM
 

Melissa said:

I loved when my son was that age!  So sweet and barely mobile.  Axel is quite the daycare stud!

May 9, 2008 1:55 PM
 

mamatulip said:

"...though he has requested a velvet smoking jacket and some Barry White tunes."

LMAO.

May 9, 2008 7:07 PM
 

LauraLaura said:

He can kiss? How'd you teach the kid that? This is truly adorable.

A new girl (ooo, the "new girl") is starting at Flann's daycare next week. Born on the same day. I've already told him to corral her before the other guys notice.

May 9, 2008 11:28 PM
 

knockedup said:

As much as I'd like to say he's advanced and clearly a genius, they kisses aren't the puckered-up sort but the half open mouth slobber type.  I didn't teach him, so much as just allow him to let his natural slobbery tendency loose.  

May 11, 2008 9:32 PM
 

AmyinMotown said:

When Maggie was about Axel's age, she and a friend's baby had a little makeout session (baby spots baby, babies reach for each other, babies act on natural instinct to put EVERYTHING in their mouths, including this other baby).Ironically, it was at the friend's house which was Debauchery Central back in the day, so we all thought it was pretty funny that now a second generation was hooking up at his house!

May 11, 2008 10:18 PM
 

jenbrooke said:

OK, I'm trying to figure out if what Mathis is doing is kissing me - and now I think he is. He opens his mouth and basically tries to eat my mouth. It cracked me up and freaked me out at the same time :) He only does it to me. Is this a kiss?

May 20, 2008 12:03 PM

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Oz Spies

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Oz Spies lives in Denver, Colorado with her husband, a firefighter; their son, Axel; and a slightly obese dog and cat. She has a MFA in Creative Writing from Colorado State University.

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