Knocked Up

Family Gatherings

One of the less acknowledged benefits of the holidays is that it prompts heavy housecleaning.  We talk about the opportunity to gorge on pie, family togetherness, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, but not about finally getting around to scrubbing the toilets. 

 

If it weren't for visitors, I don't think I'd ever disinfect toys.  I am actually planning to submerge germy Legos in a tub full of hot water.  The floors, which I vacuum when the tufts of dog hair approach the size of Jonas' head, will get a rigorous cleaning.  Dog hair is good for my kids - it builds up their immunity!  makes them stronger!  teaches them about mammals and the insulating properties of the fur coat! - so I let them roll around on the ground.

 

 

But when it comes to my brother's daughter visiting, I don't even want a single visible strand of hair on the floor for her to ingest.  My brother, his wife and baby daughter, and my grandmother are all coming to visit, so I'm breaking out the mop and pail.  The clutter on our mantle/impromptu bag and book storage area, which has accumulated for months, suddenly becomes intolerable if my grandmother is going to see it, even though I know she's not going to be focused on the pile of books on the bedside tables - she'll be looking at her three great-grandchildren, at this 

 

 

This flury of cleaning is a good thing - if I was left alone and no one came over, it's quite possible that we'd become mad hoarders, our hallways lined with unread and half-read and re-read books and papers I've intended to file for seven months and catalogues I'll never order from and folded laundry I've yet to put away.  Stacks - piles of things whose organizing system is clear to me but not to anyone else - would collapse onto our heads and we'd end up trapped on the floor under an avalanche of Williams Sonoma catalogues.  Making room for a turkey forces me to clean out the fridge, to get rid of the expired yogurts that Axel's didn't like anyway and the ancient, almost empty jar of roasted red peppers that I've been saving in case of a dire emergency.  What sort of emergency would call for slimy red vegetables, I couldn't say, but I have been prepared.   

 

By the time Thanksgiving comes, I will be thankful for my clean house and the reminder to break out the china gathering dust in the basement, and even more for the fact that Jonas does not object to being tackled by his brother, for the sweet snuffly noises and snuggling moves Jonas makes in the wee hours of the morning, for Axel's love of being tucked in and sitting on my lap while he eats snack, for my boys spending time with their cousin, for the butternut squash soup and cranberry applesauce on our table, for the chance for our family to come together. 

 

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours. 

 

 


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Comments

 

Constellation said:

Creepy. I too, have a small glass jar in my fridge that has one single roasted red pepper waiting lonely for a pepper emergency...that's been there since my husband and I had a "Chopped" theme date back in early summertime.

That's it. I'll pitch mine too.

Look at that! Your housecleaning efforts have not only liberated YOUR home, but mine as well! :)

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 24, 2009 2:20 PM
 

Cara said:

This is why I'm not hosting Thanksgiving. Well that and the whole not cooking all that well business.

I have started hosting a weekly play date at my house just so I will tidy up enough to be moderately presentable on a regular basis. It sucks a little bit, because me and cleaning? Not so much. But keeping the house mostly presentable makes me breathe a little easier. And it makes my neatfreak husband happy. Win/win.

Happy Thanksgiving! Love the picture of Axel and Jonas!

November 24, 2009 2:59 PM
 

Melissa said:

These pictures are going to force people to have more babies!  That is too much cuteness.

We only clean when company is coming and it's mostly Marcus running around. I care up to an extent, but usually Michael is running around at the same time making me exhausted.

November 24, 2009 4:39 PM
 

emily bilbrey said:

oh.  my.  word.  that photo of the boys laying on the floor.  it's TOO MUCH.  love it!  

hope you have a lovely thanksgiving!  happy cleaning!

November 24, 2009 5:46 PM
 

melospiza said:

Ha! So true. There are parts of my house that NEVER get cleaned unless we are having overnight guests.

November 24, 2009 6:11 PM
 

amanda said:

Happy Thanksgiving (and I hear ya on the cleaning)!

November 24, 2009 8:18 PM
 

6512 and growing said:

Sometimes after I clean the house I remove the children until my husband comes home just so he can walk in and see the unfettered shine before the hourly tornado whips through.

November 24, 2009 11:20 PM
 

MidLifeMama said:

Oh I see we went to the same training program regarding cleaning. I announced to Bob this morning that this afternoon once I am home and Cooper is down for his nap, the vacuuming will commence. Anything small you don't want sucked away forever better be put away. We are only hosting one somewhat recalcitrant 18 year old step son who will wear his socks and sweatshirts until they hang in tatters, so he is unlikely to notice the inch thick layer of dog hair, but I will still use his stay as motivation.

November 25, 2009 8:57 AM
 

Erin said:

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family, Oz!

November 25, 2009 10:47 AM
 

Marie Eve said:

I'm going to jump in the cuteness bandwagon and say: those pictures!!!

I have a similar approach to housecleaning, and it really feels great to see we're not the only ones...

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 25, 2009 11:29 AM
 

hippygoth said:

"Stacks - piles of things whose organizing system is clear to me but not to anyone else - would collapse onto our heads and we'd end up trapped on the floor under an avalanche of Williams Sonoma catalogues."  

It's like you live in my house!

November 25, 2009 12:19 PM
 

misboots86 said:

I totally understand. My house stays so much cleaner when I know people will be coming over.  but if i know noone but me is going to see it? Things start to slide a little.

November 25, 2009 12:24 PM
 

Monica said:

I'm glad that I'm not alone in the thought that pet hair fosters good immune systems.  I've got cat and chinchillas and there is no containing the amount of fluff that comes off them.

November 25, 2009 4:45 PM
 

Amber said:

Disinfect our own toys? What's that? :-)

Truth be told, I only do that after a major illness. Note to self: maaaaaybe do it more often.

P.S. Love. That. Picture.

November 28, 2009 10:00 PM
 

EG said:

I second everyone - love the floor pic!

Happy Thanksgiving!

November 28, 2009 10:30 PM

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Oz Spies lives in Denver, Colorado with her husband, a firefighter; their son, Axel; and a slightly obese dog and cat. She has a MFA in Creative Writing from Colorado State University.

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