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  • Birthday Parties - Who Needs Them

     

    Today, we got to sing Axel's favorite song, Happy Birthday. And not just because I didn't want him to land a kick in my stomach during a diaper change or because I was trying to keep him awake in the car - it was because it was his actual birthday.

     

    He's old enough now to demand multiple cupcakes, to refuse to peddle a tricycle, to cook imaginary seven-course feasts, to finger paint all green masterpieces, to announce to the world when he's pooped, to command that I sit down next to him, to build wobbly twenty-brick towers of Legos, to adorably mispronounce his brother's name (Nonas), to take flying leaps off of the couch into my arms, to have conversations (even if they generally center on heavy machinery), to understand that Trick or Treating means the chance to grab fistfuls of candy, to bestow hugs on all his friends and family, and to say his age - "Two!" while holding up a single index finger.

     

    He's two. Two!  He went from this...

     

     

     

    To this...

     

     

    ...in two years.  Yesterday he was a zygote, and today he's two. Maybe that's why I'm so tired. Well, that and the blizzard and the sickness and the birthday party at the zoo. I would write witty things here, but I really need a nap.  Birthday parties are exhausting.  Last year, I went all out.  This year, I thought I could handle a very small party at the zoo, bringing nothing but ourselves and delicious cupcakes from a local shop, and keeping the guest list very small.  And, while Axel had fun seeing the elephants and riding the train in his train engineer costume, I still came close to having a tired and hungry meltdown on our way out of the zoo.  "Cranky" was not the adjective I wanted as a mother on my oldest son's birthday. 

     

    This makes me wonder why I do this - throw birthday parties.

     

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  • Baby Feels Lukewarm About Disco and Straws

    This weekend, Axel went to a toddler dance party.  We trecked up to Boulder for Baby Loves Disco, where we discovered that Axel is not really sure about disco.  He doesn't have night fever and he can't find his boogie shoes.  He does, however, love to climb stairs, rattle an egg shaker, examine floor lights, and give dancing kids a perplexed stare. 

     

     

     

    Our dance party was really more of a follow the moppet leader party.  Axel went upstairs, he went downstairs, he went behind the (nonworking) speaker, and he ate goldfish.  And that was it.  He did take a few swirls and dips with me on the dance floor, but then it was back to stair climbing and snack eating.

     

     

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  • First Birthday in Pictures

    Axel successfully crawled his way through his first birthday and first Halloween.  He laughed, he cried, he covered his face in cake.  Here's the evidence, in pictures:

     

     

    It's the Strongest Baby in the World!  Picture was taken thirty seconds before he twisted off one half of the homemade dumbell, leaving him weight-less for the remainder of Halloween.  In case you're wondering about the costume's construction - the arms are pantyhose with pillow stuffing used to create muscles, and T-shirt iron-ons for tattoos.  His tats include a rubber ducky, set of crossed six-shooters, and a "Mom" heart, of course.

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  • A little sick and a little tired

    My poor little boy is sick.  Because I don't want Axel to hate me too much when he's a teenager, let me just say that the illness has to do with his digestive system, we're putting all our money in diaper company stock, and one side effect of the illness is an angry red bottom that makes me cringe.  He's been cuddling in my arms and falling asleep without a fight - these are things I enjoy, but hugs from a sick (and somewhat stinky) baby and extended naps are a little depressing.  I'm also back to monitoring everything that goes in his body and everything that comes out, to make sure he doesn't get dehydrated.  Since I don't think anyone, not even Axel's pediatrician, wants to read an ounce-by-ounce account, and since I'm tired of even thinking about fluid intake and output, I'm going to change the subject to something happier: birthday presents!

     

    We're in total party planning mode for Axel's first birthday.  While there will be no bouncy castle (because of the likelihood of snow and because of the expense), there will be cupcakes.  The guest list is ready, the evites have gone out, but there's still one thing I'm not sure about: presents or no presents. 

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  • Baby's First Craft-o-rama

    Babies bring out the craft-making, food creating, baking, knitting, hot-glue gun wielding, elaborate planning side of me.  I'm baking up muffins a few nights a week.  I'm a master at blending yogurt/tofu/fruit mixes.  I would be sewing if my sewing machine wasn't buried in our basement and I wasn't too lazy to dig it out.  And, now that the earliest signs of Halloween are upon us - fancy costumes popping up in emails from chains, a day with a forecasted high below 65 degrees that might call for a hooded sweatshirt, candy corn cravings - I'm thinking about the next great homemade-something-making opportunity.  The Halloween costume, and Axel's first birthday.

     

    Axel came roaring into the world on November 1st.  Yes, I know what you're thinking, and you're right, November 1st is over two months away.  But if I'm going to pull of any of my complicated baby birthday plans, I've got to start now.  I'm thinking big.  Bouncy castle in the yard big.  Homemade spread including sweet potato fries and grilled cheese sandwiches cut in the shape of something seasonaly festive like leaves big.  Multiple festive but not too scary for the babies Halloween decorations, like, oh, orange and black crepe paper draped above the windows.  His birthday is the Saturday after Halloween - the perfect day for a costume party. 

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Oz Spies

Oz Spies in Denver

Oz Spies lives in Denver, Colorado with her husband, a firefighter; their son, Axel; and a slightly obese dog and cat. She has a MFA in Creative Writing from Colorado State University.

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