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  • Braxton-Hicks: A Cruel Tease

    This baby has me beat.  He's not budging.  He's doing a little victory dance, waving the flag he's stuck in my uterus and calling it his own. 

     

    Operation Evacuation has not met with success.

     

    The acupuncture got the baby moving, but it was an in utero flip fest, not on a path out to the big wide world. 

     

    The raspberry leaf tea makes me gag, even when iced. 

     

    I'm doing squats until my legs shake,

     

    And the walking?  Well, let's just say I'm taking baby steps. 

     

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  • Kicking Bag

    This has not been a good pregnancy week.  Contractions, a sluggish baby who refuses to kick on command, an anxious freak out at the doctor's office...

     

    It started on Sunday afternoon.  There were contractions.  I rested.  They went away.  They came back.  I drank water and rested.  They went away.  They came back.  I drank more water and rested and considered calling the doctor.  They went away.  They came back.  I drank more water and rested and seriously considered calling the doctor.  They went away, and stayed away.   And an entire Sunday afternoon and evening, one that I'd hoped would include a walk to the park, pushing Axel on the swings, starting to organize the baby's clustered and junk-filled room, and cleaning out the refrigerator, was gone. 

     

    Usually I wouldn't be disappointed that something interferred with my ability to clean the fridge - that's the sort of thing I look for excuses not to do - but I've started to get those antsy, itchy, pregnant lady desires to alphabetize cereal by main ingredient and wash all of the onesies.  As the baby's future room is full of a desk, bed, files, boxes of baby gear, cleaning supplies, and stuff that's been displaced from the mid-remodel basement (and that can't yet be moved back), there's only so much onesie organizing that can be done.

     

    So, my dreams of a sparkling fridge and a future baby's room with a cleared walking path dashed, it was on to Monday.  Monday, when I realized I hadn't done any kick counts in a couple of days and, come to think of it, I hadn't felt all that much kicking.   So, I drank juice.  And rested.  And drank juice.  Finally, there were some kicks.  Slow, half-hearted kicks, but ten of them within an hour.  

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Oz Spies

Oz Spies in Denver

Oz Spies lives in Denver, Colorado with her husband, a firefighter; their son, Axel; and a slightly obese dog and cat. She has a MFA in Creative Writing from Colorado State University.

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