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  • The Swine Flu Ate My Weekend

    We've been Swined.  

     

    After our close brush with H1N1, we relaxed.  We thought we'd escaped, we thought that our obsessive hand washing and use of sanitizer had worked.  We were wrong.  There's no escaping germs in the slobbery illness haven of the toddler room.  While we haven't had the test to confirm that it's the Swine and not the non-pig flu, all signs point to pig - confirmed exposure at daycare, a CDC survey that says one in five kids has had swine flu this month, bacon cravings..

     

    First, the swine flu tackled Axel and gave him a fever and a bonus dose of boogers.  It was the weirdest sickness - a fever of 102, super cranky, then spastic couch jumping and handstand attempts.  Axel felt worse when he had an ear infection and when he had strep throat.  He's been disconcertingly cheerful.  The sickness cycle has gone like this: fever, child curled up on the couch and a little extra weepiness, does of baby ibuprofen, happy toddler jumping up and down and madly giggling.  It's more exhausting to try to coerce a sick energetic kid to rest than it is to give a sick, tired kid extra cuddling, juice, and Elmo.  

     

    On Saturday, Axel was fully recovered, still spastic but without a fever, cough, or aches.

     

    Then, it came for the baby. 

     

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    Posted Oct 25 2009, 01:07 PM by knockedup with | with 11 comment(s)
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  • H1N1 0h No

    It's happened: a confirmed swine flu sighting at Axel's daycare.  Now I'm just checking my stash of flu-symptom fighting supplies, and waiting for the big one to hit.  For the next 24 hours, we'll continue on high flu symptom alert, watching every little cough and sneeze. 

     

    It's possible that we'll escape unscathed.  Possible, but not likely.  Axel shares a classroom with nine other slobbering, drooling, nose-picking, toy-chomping toddlers.  They spend all day putting blocks in their mouths, cramming their boogery faces into stuffed animals, and slowly learning to cover their mouths when they cough.  Sure, they wash their hands frequently, but then the kids stick their fingers up their noses two minutes later.  Unless each kid is outfitted with a hazmat suit, germs will be shared, generously and quickly. 

     

    A room full of toddlers is H1N1 paradise. 

     

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    Posted Sep 25 2009, 10:41 AM by knockedup with | with 12 comment(s)
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Oz Spies

Oz Spies in Denver

Oz Spies lives in Denver, Colorado with her husband, a firefighter; their son, Axel; and a slightly obese dog and cat. She has a MFA in Creative Writing from Colorado State University.

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