Straight From the Bottle

Everytime You Gooooo Away, I Decide I Want to Sleep Through the Niiiiiiight

Hal and I just got home from a weekend getaway in Joshua Tree. Awesome. Lots of fun. Met Gram Parsons' ghost. Kicked ass at Bocce Ball, even though I lost. Several times. Danced a lot. Passed out in the dust gazing at stars. But only for a couple of minutes. Got back up and kept dancing.

 

Meanwhile, while the cat's away...

 

The mouse will sleep. And sleep. Nap. Sleep though the night. Nap plus extra credit.

 

For the past few months Archer has gotten up every night, crying to get into bed between Hal and me. The thing about a screaming child at 3am is that there is no energy to fight him or even argue. In fact, most of the time I never even remember getting Archer out of his crib. I just wake up with a foot in my nostril.

 

"Did you get Archer last night?"

 

"No. Did you?"

 

"I don't think so..." 

 

 

Napping

 

I called my mom Saturday morning worried Archer would be keeping my parents up all night, like he has us lately. 

 

"How's Archer sleeping?"

 

"Great! He just took a four hour nap and last night he slept through the night."

 

"What?" He didn't wake up once? You didn't sleep with a foot in your nostril?"

 

"Bec! No! He's an angel! He's perfect! He woke up this morning at 9:30."

 

Of course, today, now that we have come back to earth, hungover and dazed, Archer is back home with us and back to hijacking our dreams and protesting naptime.

 

Laugh

 

Very funny, Archer. Very funny.

 

Back to life. Back to reality. Back to feet in my face at 3am....

 

Very Late Part II


 

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Comments

 

mamasgotmoxie said:

my son does the SAME thing!! he recently spent the night with his grandparents and he was asleep by 9 pm and didn't wake up until 9 am. he hasn't done that for me and my husband in months. he never naps for me on the weekends, but he naps for his grandmother when she watches him for us. at first i thought i was doing something terribly wrong, but i guess it's just some freaky toddler phenomenon! weird stuff...

October 9, 2007 1:51 PM
 

alicia said:

My girls do the same thing. My 3 year old throws a fit every night until she gets to be in bed with us. And my almost 2 year old wakes up sometime during the night (and being to dang exhausted to fight with both of them, crawls in with us as well). We fight at naptime, dinner time (any meal time)...but as soon as they are with grandparents...oh! they slept all night, took a 12 hour nap (so I am exagerating a little) ate all their dinner (they had LIVER, and loved it...okay, not really...) ate all their meals....I think they hate me sometimes...

October 9, 2007 7:12 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

AHHHHHH!!!! It makes me CRAAAAAZY. Ahhhhh!!!!

October 9, 2007 11:23 PM
 

superblondgirl said:

Ugh.  It makes me happy that when my son sleeps over my parents, he kicks and snores just like at home, and to top it off wakes up at 6:30, while at home he sleeps until after 7 usually.  The good thing is he's stopped creeping into our bed every damn night now, which makes sleeping (and therefore, life) easier.

October 10, 2007 10:05 AM
 

Clara said:

My 4.5-month-old does this at daycare.  2 hour naps twice a day in the crib.  No rocking, no crying.  I've actually seen it happen.  At home, 20 minutes and then she has to sleep on me.  

I tell myself they love us so much they just don't want to be away.

October 10, 2007 12:09 PM
 

LouAnna A said:

I am the grandma, and I am as mystified as you.  My kids?  we fought 4 hour wars every night for bed, and many many nights I cried because I was sooo frustrated, only to be awakened at the butt crack of dawn by screaming crying trantrum.  My grandkids?  1 poem, 2 songs, and zzzzzzz, no muss no fuss, and awakend at 8:00 am to cheerful and happy kids.  

I don't know what ta tell ya.  

October 11, 2007 1:19 PM
 

Chicken80 said:

I have the opposite problem- whenever the little duckling goes to Grandma's, he comes back a sleep-deprived, bipolar demon.  My mother has this weird theory that too much sleep makes childeren "slow and dumb" from lack of stimulation, so she cuts naptime short and wakes up with him at the slightest little sign that he might be awake, even if it's pre-dawn (he's 22 months old).  She swears that she doesn't do this anymore, but the proof is right there, screaming at me for the whole car ride home.  I've learned to just lay him down for a nice, long nap as soon as he gets home, regardless of whether it's time for one or not.

October 11, 2007 1:52 PM
 

Grandma said:

Ok...Dad has a theory.  The child, although loving his grandparents, isn't COMPLETELY sure he is safe with them.  He knows for a fact that his parents love him no matter what so he can relax and be as obnoxious as he wants.  But with grandparents or others?  Might end up on the street!!  Therefore, it is  in his best interest to be on best behavior so he can be safe. It kinda makes sense! (I must admit, it is fun being the grandparents!! And after living through the bedtime woes of 3 children, it sure is nice to have the "perfect grandchild Archer!!!."  :)

xxxxooooMom

October 12, 2007 12:36 AM
 

kieransma said:

SOOOOOOO funny.  a two hour nap...ha, ha, ha.  we've given up w/ our almost 2y.o. and just put him to bed in our bed around 8 p.m. where he sleeps peacefully until we join him.  my husband insists that kieran sleep between me and the wall instead of btween us...too many feet in his nostrils, i guess.  i think g-ma's theory is good.  k. used to be an angel at the grandparent's until he got used to going over there- now he is his own sweet obnoxious self.  tho' he always eats like a champ at grandma's table while he picks like a bird at mine.  sigh...

October 12, 2007 9:14 AM
 

Diaper Bandit said:

When my mother first told us all that she was in a relationship with another woman, my sister and I were

October 12, 2007 10:36 AM

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