Straight From the Bottle

What If She Isn't.... A She?

I had a dream the other night that i gave birth to triplet boys. Obviously this was just a dream. There's only one baby in there (thank Jeebus) but I got to thinking afterward about the accuracy of ultrasounds.

 

If you're like me, you hear stories every day about a friend's friend's friend who was told she was having a girl, painted the nursery pink, personalized all towels, onesies and bedding with her (would have been) initials only to hear the nurses shriek, "IT'S A BOY!" upon delivery. One rarely hears these stories in reverse, however. Penises look very penis-like on ultrasounds, while vaginas look kind of like... un-penises. Regardless, I'm sure there are plenty of stories of parents who painted the room blue and bought monster-truck bedding for the crib only to welcome a girl. I've just never heard one.  

 

Nothing is ever 100% accurate. Not even Science, which I'm pretty sure my dad told me once and I believed him. Because he's a physicist and he knows stuff. 

 

I've had a total of four ultrasounds after first finding out the sex and each time, my doctor smiles, points at the blurry images on screen and says with complete confidence, "would you look at that, Rebecca? It's still a girl" which is always a relief because hearing, "would you look at that, Rebecca? Your girl is now a boy!" would be really hard to digest. Like, whoa. 

 

Not that I don't adore boys. My favorite little person in the world is one and I'm totally a boy mom. I don't know the first thing about mothering a daughter and have been practicing with dolls these last four months BUT BUT BUT BUUUUUUUT.... You see...

 

...I've been shopping:

 

Eh? She'll Grow Into It

 Boho-dorable Dress by: Baby Sara

 

Piratess of the Snails

 Snail Onesie Dress by: Twirls and Twigs

 

 And so has my mom:

 

Mischa Lulu Dress: 3 Months

 Dress by: Misha LuLu (my all-time favorite girly clothes designer, btw.) 

 

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 Plaid OMG cuteness, made by: Hula Mula

 

 And my friends: 

 

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The above is actually the back of the cutest jumper ever handmade by my friend at Babyfairies/ Acme Baby Co. 

 

 Hell! I've even been learning to sew so that I can make dresses:

 

Top Striped Dress

 Just the Top

 

And tags? Ha! I've ripped tags off pretty much everything already, washed the layette in Dreft. (You know the drill....)

 

Layette

 

I will say this: there's no pink room (like I'd paint a room pink) and no monogrammed towels (just haven't gotten around to it, is the thing) so if she does happen to be born with a penis, well? 

 

Weeeeellllll?????  Then, like it or not, (he'd) have to wear dresses. Which also means that when it came time for the kid to be put in therapy?  I'd just bill my OB.

 

There. I feel SO much better now that I have a back-up plan. 

 

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Comments

 

motherbumper said:

Rebecca - your girl is going to be the best dressed girl EVER. And if she's a boy, well than he will look marvelous.

September 13, 2008 9:11 PM
 

MissingPenis said:

Hi...I was supposed to be a boy. multiple ultrasounds, and SURPRISE!somewhere between the last ultrasound and my birth I lost my penis. luckily most of the clothing was kind of unisex and my mom had no issues whatsoever dressing me in "boy clothes" and since I was absolutely Ginormous at birth I grew out of the little that fit rather quickly.

apparently I was doing strange things with the umbilical cord folded between my legs or something like that.every time.who would have thought?

and 7 years later, the little sister I was promised turned out to be a little brother. again, multiple ultrasounds. and SURPRISE! closet full of dresses and pink blankies. one woman my mother knew, older than dirt and wiser than the owls, crocheted a very BLUE blanket and gave my mother only blue onesies. thank goodness she did otherwise my brother would have gone home in frills.

Im very cynical of ultrasounds, especially since I can't ever tell whats what without those handy little labels.

September 13, 2008 9:54 PM
 

Heather said:

You are rocking the sewing, so impressed. That little pocket is too cute. Now when can we get you knitting??

September 13, 2008 10:00 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

OMG, Missing Penis! WOW! I'm wondering how long ago those ultrasounds were... I know when I was a bebe they didn't even have them available. I guess only time will tell. Ha!

September 13, 2008 10:28 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

Oh and knitting? Scares me. I get so overwhelmed just trying to understand how people make such awesome stuff with yarn and needles. I know you're supposed to start slow (with scarves) ... One day, perhaps.

September 13, 2008 10:29 PM
 

Stacy said:

All I have to say is that if by some chance SHE does turn out to be a HE, you damn sure better make him wear those clothes anyway, because that is just too much cuteness to keep from the public.  (Says the mother of a boy who MAY have put his gorgeous blonde curls in pigtails a few times, just to see what my hypothetical future daughter might look like.)  ;o)

Really though, I don't think it's likely.  Maybe if you'd only had 1 ultrasound, but 5?  I'd say the odds are pretty good that your girl really is a girl.  Have you had a 3D/4D ultrasound?  Supposedly those give better pics.

September 14, 2008 3:16 AM
 

Stacy said:

Oh, I almost forgot to add that I've been having triplet dreams lately too (like, at least one a week - always two girls and a boy).  Since we're currently TTC our second, I'm trying to convince myself that dreams don't mean anything.  They don't...right?!

September 14, 2008 3:17 AM
 

mombo said:

The Misha Lulu dress is out of cotrol cute.

September 14, 2008 7:16 AM
 

maggie's mommy said:

Last summer, my son was a daughter - ultrasounds, smultrasounds, Maggie is a practical joker like her parents and must have been working the umbilical cord - or penis finger - to trick us all.  Once I realized it wasn't a birth defect or a case of the hidden twin, I was ecstatic.  I still am.

Rest assured, almost all "false" ultrasounds are girls masquerading as boys.  Apparently, it is easier to fake having one then do a tuck and hide in uterro.  Hilarious. On the off chance you do have a boy, I have boxes (and boxes and plastic tote bags and a few suitcases) stuffed with extremely gender specific clothing, in case you're looking to raise a little Red Sox fan.  However, I really think the smart money is on a girl!  And she will, from birth onward, have an enviable wardrobe (seriously, are you an Etsy fan like us?)

September 14, 2008 8:40 AM
 

jenifer said:

omg, i was terrified that gus was going to turn out to be a girl. not to knock girls, hey, i am one but i didn't/don't want to know what mothering a female is like. that was probably my biggest worry, haha other than my constantly growing fat butt, ha! i'm sure you're sporting a little lady in there it seems too wacky otherwise but i guess it does happen.

September 14, 2008 10:22 AM
 

Christina said:

Another girl here who was supposed to be a boy! An ultrasound confirmed that I had boy plumbing (it was 1982, for the record) and my parents got busy buying blue clothes, setting up my "boy" room, and named me Ryan... aaaaand then I came out, lacking the necessary plumbing to be a boy (though I sure as hell was built like one - all 9lb 7oz of me!) and just lived in all blue for a year or so. No big thing :)

To this day, I still wish my parents had just gone with the name Ryan, regardless of my girl status... it's my top choice for what to name a little girl of my own one day!

September 14, 2008 10:41 AM
 

DaintySplendor said:

My OB actually told me that it happens frequently that a girl is taken for a boy coz there is a navel cord between her legs, but if this is a girl and the doctor sid this more than once, than it MUST be a girl!

September 14, 2008 12:06 PM
 

Jeannine said:

My niece was supposed to be a boy.  They had the birth certificate filled out with her boy name and everything.

SURPRISE!

September 14, 2008 1:32 PM
 

ginag said:

These are just adorable and they really make me want to have a baby.  Did you sew those 2 or are they examples of what you are trying to learn to sew?  I always thought little girls dresses would be so easy to make.

September 14, 2008 3:30 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

I sewed them! You can see more, here: www.flickr.com/.../72157606771878649

September 14, 2008 6:21 PM
 

ginag said:

WOW! Those are so damn cute!  That's it- im having a girl and making all her own clothes!

September 14, 2008 7:36 PM
 

Roper said:

If it turns out, by some weird fluke, that it is a boy, you'll just have to dress him in those clothes because they are all so damned adorable. Seriously. What's a little cross-dressing before you're old enough to be conscious of it?

September 14, 2008 8:21 PM
 

MissingPenis said:

yeah, this was well back in the 80's so I don't think my mom should have put so much faith in what the ultrasound was saying.

I too wish that my mom had just stuck with my boy name. I think Reese would have been WAY better than my real name.

September 14, 2008 9:44 PM
 

hoppytoddle said:

Dooood. You completely stole my pattern!

I have made upteen of the jumper. With pocket, with pocketS (one on each hip), no pockets, rick rack, ribbon, dingleberries. (no, not that kind, pig!) I am currently making 2 Haloween Hello Kitty ones; 1 for my DD & another for a friend's dd, who is loopy over the HK. Then moving on the a puple polka dot & bug one. I have made them for friends, too. THey can be worn alone, especially when potty traning, with tees, with long sleeve sirts under, tights, leggings. A few I made last year are now worn as shirts with shorts.

You are having a girl. Stop it. Things must be going so perfect if you have to invent things to worry about. Well, I take that back. Seen those foot pics!

Deep breaths. Get some sleep.

(& I know, I didn't invent the jumper.)

September 14, 2008 11:56 PM
 

AVB said:

Just to freak you out a little more: when my sister was born, my mom's OB announced, "it's a boy!" Then my dad looked over and said, "uhhh I think that's the umbilical cord. I'm pretty sure it's a girl." And my dad was right.

Word of advice, make sure Hal is looking over the OB's shoulder when he announces the baby's sex. It seems like a good idea to have someone verify it.

xo to you, baby (girl) mama

September 15, 2008 12:11 AM
 

MamaMay said:

I was supposed to be a boy!  Name picked out and everything!  Wasn't a boy.  Have two lovely children to prove that!

September 15, 2008 12:54 AM
 

SciFi Dad said:

As you may or may not remember, my wife is due within days of you (her original date was Oct 8, but she's having a scheduled C, so they moved it up to Oct 1).  We've already got a girl, and have been told that this one is a boy, and therefore have done similarly (although without use of mad sewing skillz... I can't even repair a rip in my shirt).

The thought has crossed my mind, and while we've got a number of masculine clothing options, I think I'll be OK.  Disappointed (come on... a boy will have a significantly higher probability for long-term love of football and Star Wars) for sure, but overall OK.  At least until my wife's post-partum freakout about names.

September 15, 2008 6:27 AM
 

Kitty said:

Yeah.. just to add to the "was supposed to be a boy buuut..." comments My friends 6 month old daughter....was supposed to be a boy. Momma spent her entire pregnancy thanking the gods she was having a boy because she could NOT handle having a girl..we're talking two babyshowers (split fam) and a TON of very BOY clothes...then we didn't see her for a couple of weeks and we thought "OH she must have had him..." then she walks in the store (she came to see us at work) and we see...PINK and surprise surprise..heh It's a girl..

September 15, 2008 11:19 AM
 

badness jones said:

I'm sure it's a girl, but I doubt a little time in a dress would cause a boy long-term psychological damage...at least I hope not, because I just posted a photo of my little boy in a tiara and pink tutu, courtesy of his big sister...and I think they look rather smashing with his camouflage t-shirt, thank-you very much!

September 15, 2008 1:02 PM
 

elizabeth said:

we had two ultrasounds confirming it was a boy. guess what, she's a girl and i was so glad for the surprise. she didn't mind having so many blue onesies, but my family did. they rushed up with a load of hand-me-down pink items and changed her into them immediately.

September 15, 2008 3:08 PM
 

Samtastic said:

i was supposed to be a boy, and lo & behold, here i am, vagina in tow with no penis to be found. however i think technology has probably advanced drastically since my birth so your girl is PROBABLY a girl, though nothing is ever 100%. i just had my son 3 weeks ago and i confirmed he was a boy through 3 regular ultrasounds and a 3d/4d one. i was hoping in the beginning that maybe he could possibly be a chick, but nay, technology won that battle. =)

so i see lots of designers for little girly clothes, where do you/did you get sassy baby boy clothes? my kid's wardrobe could use some spiffy new threads that aren't blue with trucks and dogs and dinos (though nothing is wrong with any of those, he just doesn't necessarily need to be america's next babies'r'us model.)

September 15, 2008 10:26 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

I pretty much shop for Archer at local boutiques... Sidewalk sales are my homeboy. Jeans are easy. (The bulk of Archer's bottoms come from Target.) The bulk of Archer's wardrobe, though, is SMALL PAUL... You can get Small Paul tees, pants and accessories everywhere. Just google the web. LA has some great kids boutiques with pretty awesome seasonal sales and that's pretty much when I shop for him. You don't live in LA by chance? The thing about Small Paul? Runs small. Go AT LEAST a size bigger. But, yeah. Archer has this great pair of brown cords with "mix tapes" on the butt... Kills me and quite a few super-cute SP tees. Happy shopping!

September 16, 2008 1:32 AM
 

Marie Eve said:

Wow, before reading this it had never occurred to me that this happened that often! Probably nothing to reassure you, Rebbecca! Seriously, I'm sure today's ultrasounds are much more accurate, and the odds are much bigger for them to be right than to be wrong...

And Stacy, I know what you mean, my son has gorgeous hair which I like him to wear just a tiny bit long and I sometimes have an urge to put barrettes into it or something... But I stop myself, because I always think about these really weird photos of my 65 year-old FIL as a baby... His mother put him in dresses and let him wear his wavy hair really long... For some reason, that totally freaked me out.  

September 16, 2008 1:45 PM
 

Girl Mom said:

I thought of you when I saw this.  

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September 16, 2008 2:54 PM
 

Amanda said:

My sister had five definitely-a-boy scans, so imagine our surprise when she squeezed out a little girl!  

Awesome stuff on the sewing, by the way.  I knew you could do it.  

September 16, 2008 5:59 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

Thanks, Amanda!

September 16, 2008 10:40 PM
 

Shelby's aunt said:

Yep, at least three ultra sounds all said, it's a girl. My sister picked out the name, Shelby, painted the room pink and started collecting the cutest dresses. Shelby is five now, and HE just started school - the day after his FIRST HAIRCUT EVER. Waist length blonde curls donated to Locks of Love. And those dresses? Yep, he wore everyone, plus a few she bought after he was born. Those ultra sounds put her in having-a-daughter mode and I'm not sure she's out of it yet!

September 17, 2008 9:18 PM
 

Aline said:

Dude, I'm so coming down LA and teaching you how to knit! It's so awesome, and fun, and easy... you will have no spare time left!

Admittedly, knitted wear is more useful in Canada than in California, but everyone needs a hat, or a sweater, or some socks... It's all good.

PS: I hope she does have a penis. Just because it's fun to mix things up. And then maybe you'll pop out #3 to wear those dressies? ;)

September 21, 2008 5:52 PM

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