I've been heavy on the Halloween posts these last few days but I couldn't let Halloween come and go without discussing the dos and don'ts of adult Halloween costumes and what to do when your kids are like, "WTF? Who are you and what have you done with my parents YOU CRAZY CRAZIES AHHH!"

Please note that Archer is wearing his pajamas in the above photo. On the weekend he wears pajamas because we don't have to be anywhere in the early mornings and we all hang out in our pajamas and read newspapers and eat bagels and high-five each other until it gets boring and we get dressed and leave the house. The end.
Now, mind you, Hal and I were especially scary looking this year.
And
although we planned our costumes weeks in advance we kinda sorta forgot to take under
consideration the possibility that Archer and Fable might not be as amused as we. It wasn't until I slipped into Hal's clothes and
he slipped into mine that we realized "oh, shit. This might actually
disturb them."
And for a little while it did.
Okay so it was longer than a little while.
More like an hour.
At first I thought we were going to have to make a costume change. It wasn't so much Fable, who just blinked at me blankly, blinked at Hal blankly and then blinked at us both blankly before crawling as far away from us as she could. Surprisingly it was Archer who threw a fit. He was PISSED. He refused to look at me without peeking at me through his fingers and instead of laughing at Hal as he flipped his wig and talked in my annoying California-y "like totally omigawd you guys" way, he frowned and threw his face into the couch.
"Daddy! You are NOT my mommy!"
"I know, Archer. I'm just pretending."
"I don't like it! I want mommy to be mommy again and you to be daddy again."
I tried to explain so that he wasn't freaked out. Tried to explain that Daddy and I were just being silly, dressing up in costumes because it was Halloween and "remember how we went as Bert and Ernie that one year and we had wigs and things on our faces then and it was all totally silly?"
But he wasn't listening.
"I SAID, I DON'T LIKE IT!
I pointed at Archer's costume. "...Like, for instance, you aren't really a Chess King, you're just wearing a costume!"
He pulled up from the couch with wide-eyes.
"But I am a Chess King, mommy."
That's when I realized, he was right. The beauty of a child's imaginative naivete is that they believe. They believe a costume is a magical transformer - that people are what they say they are. That looks aren't decieving.
On Halloween he was a Chess King and his sister was a Garden and his parents didn't look like they were supposed to look and that was REAL.
And so? I went with it:
"You're right. You are a Chess King, Archer. And for today, you can call me, Daddy and you can call this lovely lady in the plaid tunic and wild hair, "Mommy."
Archer uncrossed his arms, peeked out from beneath his hair (which he insists on growing out and yes, I'm going to let him) and smiled understandably.
"Okay, Daddy," he said, laughing.
"Thanks, Chess King."
"Daddy?"
"Yes, Chess King?" I said, in my best "daddy" voice.
"You're weird."
"I know. I'm sorry."
He thought for a moment, shrugged and then said, "It's okay."
And after that? We went on our merry way to a friend's Halloween party and for the rest of the night, nothing was weird at all.

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I'm wondering what your experiences have been re: dressing up with your kids -- Did they like seeing you in costume? Hate it? Freak out? And how did you deal? With an explanation? A costume change? Years of therapy? Do you own your weird like we do? No so much? Do tell, por favor...