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  • Everything Was Going Fine Until Archer Ran Away

     

    The other day Archer ran away. Apparently he had no desire to wait for me to get Fable into her sling and leash the dogs so he simply unlocked and opened the front door and fled the scene while I was in the kitchen filling my pockets with plastic grocery bags. 

     

    I realized he was gone as soon as I entered the living room. I went out on the porch where he usually sits, waiting but he wasn't there. He wasn't in the front yard, either. I scurried down the stairs only to see him a block down the street, his little orange shirt disappearing around a corner. 

     

    Dude

     

    I screamed for him but no answer. No orange shirt reappearing... He was pissed off, acting out, flexing his independence... saying in short, "fuck you, mom... I don't want to wait for you and the baby... I want to walk NOW. By myself."

     

    I quickly grabbed Fable and as fast as I could while clutching an infant, went after him, front door of the house wide open. For the record, one cannot exactly run with a newborn baby in her hands so I walked. I walked after my son who by now could have been anywhere. I panicked. I turned the corner and he was nowhere to be seen. Would he cross the street without me? Had he planned on going our usual walk-route or was he on his way to Jamba Juice -- a frequent mother-son date of ours...?

     

    I called his name again and nothing...

     

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Rebecca Woolf in LA

Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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