Seventeen weeks to go. Seventeen effing weeks. That's like, a
thousand weeks in pregnancy weeks by the way. (Pregnancy weeks are like
regular weeks except every day that passes seems like ten because
they're so damn LOOOONG. Seriously. Is it still Wednesday? It feels
like last Wednesday. Or would it feel like next Wednesday? I don't
even know anymore.)

...Twenty-three weeks pregnant? Sha! More like twenty-three YEARS...
I recently wrote about my new obsession with HGTV
but that's like, soooo last week. This week I'm all about Discovery
Health. The other night, while flipping channels, AKA, my new favorite
SEVENTEEN-WEEKS-LEFT hobby, I came across this show, which shockingly was EXACTLY what I was looking for. Screw nesting. I want BIRTH STORIES! Show me the MOMMIES! Preferably in labor!
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