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    It's the balls

     

     Archer turned four on Saturday and to celebrate we had ourselves a party. 

     

    I'm not a party planner by any means. I love going to weddings but you couldn't pay me to have had my own. Getting married in Vegas in jeans was quite positively the only way I would ever get married. And not just because it cost a grand total of $199.99. (I'll totally drink your free booze and get all drunk and stupid at your wedding but there's NO WAY IN HELL my parents are going to pay I'm paying tens of thousand of dollars to get my friends all stupid and drunk at mine, can I get an amen?)

     

    I kind of feel the same way about parties. The last birthday party I had was my 21st and I threw up all over myself the entire time so there you go. Hosting parties makes me sick to my estomago. 

     

    In all seriousness, though, I'm not a planner. While all the other mothers were planning their kids' 1st, 2nd and 3rd Birthday parties I was hosting casual family gatherings at my parent's house for Archer. Because, frankly, he didn't care where we were, who was there or what was going on, as long as there was cake.

     

    Birthday Cake

    Archer's 4th Birthday Cake c/o Naya's Garden

     

    This year would be the exception. A fourth birthday seemed especially worthy of a celebration. Not that a third, second and first aren't worthy ... It's just that Archer was finally old enough this year to WANT a birthday party. And I was old enough to realize that I wouldn't necessarily have to do all this crazy planning to give him one. 

     

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rebecca woolf

Rebecca Woolf in LA

Who says becoming a mom means succumbing to laser tattoo removal and moving to the suburbs? This young writer and mother of two gives it to you Straight From the Bottle.

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