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It's Time to Play: Weird or Waldorf?

waldorf placentaYes, ladies and gentleman, that's right! It's that time again! Time to play—Weird Or Waldorf!

You are today's lucky contestant and it's up to you to decide if today's item is weird or Waldorf. We know how hard a distinction that is given that Waldorfians are known for their creepy, faceless dolls and cold, impersonal wooden toys.

Allrighty, let's play!

Today's item is a felted wool placenta! That's right, ladies and gents! It's a placenta hand-crafted out of soft, cuddly wool!  (All natural fibers, of course.) Not only that, nature's only disposable organ is still attached to the baby by—you guessed it!— the woolen umbilical cord!

The placenta is criss-crossed with dyed-wool arteries and veins which adds to its authenticity. It even comes with a handy carrying case in the form of "a laboring woman's womb." Those Waldorfians think of everything, don't they?!

Okay, we're getting down to the wire here and I know what a tough decision this must be. You hand this toy to your kid. Does she love the little baby or run screaming from the room?

It's time to decide: Weird? Or Waldorf? 

[photo credit: Fairy Wool Dolls]


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Comments

 

Dad Gone Mad said:

I vote "weird," and I do so with extreme malice. I've seen some gory shit in my lifetime, but nothing compares to a placenta.

December 12, 2006 12:19 PM
 

kaydee said:

...we asked a Waldorf school director about the gnome business and whether the kids were taught that gnomes were real, and she proceeded to explain to me how the gnomes were elemental beings and the role they played in the classroom and, well, that was really more than enough for us. We heart Montessori.

December 13, 2006 11:45 PM
 

k8sara said:

ok - that's ridiculous - and of course weird.  Wow, the things people sell online!

But just to be fair - that's totally not Waldorf.  Many people sell things and call them waldorf, when it's obviously has nothing to do with Steiner and/or Waldorf Education.  

Totally funny blog - loving it, and not trying to be a partypooper (did I just type partypooper?)- but I do have to "represent"!  I am way into waldorf education - and I have never seen such a thing, or anything like it.  

And yes, there are weird things with waldorf - but I swear - this is not waldorf.

December 13, 2006 11:52 PM
 

heels said:

Being Waldorf educated, and never having seen this (though I DID see a LOT of goats being born), I vote weird. It's close, though...

December 15, 2006 7:39 PM
 

Henitsirk said:

Totally weird.  Just because it's felted wool doesn't make it Waldorf!

By the way, if faceless Waldorf dolls are creepy, how come my kids love them?

January 2, 2007 9:11 PM
 

Karen Murphy said:

I'm pretty Waldorf, but this is weird.  Lots of mamas own up to having a placenta in the freezer (I think to plant under a tree, maybe?  I dunno.  I never saved one, 'cause, well, ew), but a play version for your kid?  Sorry: Weird.

January 6, 2007 11:37 AM
 

Karen Murphy said:

Wait a sec:  cold, impersonal, wooden toys?  Like plastic is cuddly?  I like the natural materials myself, and hey, a block of wood is way cheaper than a Bratz doll!

January 6, 2007 11:39 AM
 

yomama said:

As I read the words on the picture, this clearly states that it is a "Childbirth Education" set. This is not a playtoy for children.

As a doula and childbirth educator, I can clearly recognize this is a waldorf-inspired childbirth education tool. Yet, it is not a playtoy and neither is it Waldorf, as real waldorf dolls don't have faces.

I've never seen a baby and uterus so crafty as this, but honestly it's way nicer than the more medical versions that most childbirth educators use that are made out of polyester with hard plastic heads.

Pretty much every childbirth educator has some sort of a doll, placenta, and uterus to demo and teach with in classes. So, with that in mind, I don't think it's weird or waldorf.

January 19, 2007 3:16 AM
 

Karen Murphy said:

Youmama:  Waldorf dolls do have faces.  Barely-there, no-particular expression faces, like in the doll above.  In fact, that doll (sans placenta) looks very much like the "Waldorf" dolls in my house.

Simpler dolls, such as those made from a knotted handkerchief, tend not to have faces, but what you see above is pretty much the accepted modern version of a Waldrof-style doll.

Except for the placenta.

It does look cool for childbirth education, though.  In fact, this doll is available from a midwifery supply online store for about $150.  So you've solved that mystery!

January 23, 2007 11:22 AM
 

mlmochi said:

You, guys, are freaks :-)!  Wood is "cold" and "impersonal"?!!!!  If you want to worry about the things your babes put in their mouths, check out the effects of Bisphenol-A found in plastic.  Personally, I'd rather have them suck on a natural fibre placenta - however weird, and I agree with Karen, I'm sure it's meant for childbirth ed - than most plastics.

January 24, 2007 10:30 AM
 

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