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Mormon-opoly: You're Kidding, Right?

KosherlandSo I'm hearing that some people think that the holidays aren't religious enough. As if Christmas has anything to do with religion.

Oh right. Jesus was born that day. Okay, I'll play along. So apparently some parents are concerned. If you are one of those parents Foxreno.com has your solution: creepy religious board games! "Instead of Monopoly and Candy Land, parents can choose items such as Catholic-opoly or Mormon-opoly for Christians, Kosherland for Jewish kids and a Race to the Kabah for Muslim children." (That is a quote. I didn't make this crap up, although I kind of wish I had.)

Look, I am not above making fun of your religions, but shouldn't you be? Catholic-opoly? Is that okay with The Pope? Race to the Kabah? (Please don't put me on the terrorist watch list with Cat Stevens. I'm just reporting what I read people.) This can't be cool with the powers that be. Is there a game where if you sink my Battleship you reach nirvana? I am offended for you.


 

 


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