If you're like me, you're one of the approximately 136 million people who aren't going to watch the game. So what are you going to do?
1.
Shopping. With all that testosterone busy cramming Buffalo wings
into its collective mouth, there's plenty of room to spread out in the
aisles of your favorite home improvement store, whose employees will
likely be very happy to help you buy a lawn tractor or snow blower. Or anything.
2. Animal Planet's "Puppy Bowl III". Be sure not to miss the kitten half-time show.
3. See a movie. Again, short lines make this an attractive option.
But
what if you want to fake it, and seem like "one of the guys" come
Monday morning, without having to be subjected to watching big guys in
lots of padding jumping all over each other and running around in
seeming random directions?
1. Since it's all about the commercials, you can watch them here on Sunday. Or go here now for a preview.
2. If you're serious about faking it, watch just the first half quarter, then have a look at ESPN.com
before you go in to work Monday, and you'll likely have enough to go
on. Trust me, hardly anyone will notice (they'll be too hung
over).
