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Schools on Lockdown Due to Batman Sighting

bat signalNo really, you read the title right. Three schools in Cave Creek (a Phoenix suburb) were put on lockdown for 45 minutes on Valentine's Day due to a Batman sighting. Yes, that Batman. The Caped Crusader, the Dark Knight. Seriously. A middle schooler "reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert".

This particular Batman was about 6' 3" and most likely male. (Heh. Either that or Phoenix Mercury forward Kayte Christensen wearing a mask.)

Police officers and school officials couldn't locate any batmen (batmen is funny and you all know it) out in the desert, but they say they didn't want to take any chances. Chances for what, you ask? Search me.


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Comments

 

viciousrumours said:

Oh, this just BEGS for comment.  I have about a hundred things just tearing through my mind.  

First off: Did this Batman have nipples? Because we all know that means it wasn't really Batman.

February 15, 2007 6:06 PM
 

Peter said:

Perhaps he was heading back to Carlsbad, N.M., home of a famed Bat Cave.

February 15, 2007 6:18 PM
 

Sheri said:

Creppy...nuff said

February 15, 2007 9:23 PM
 

JasonAvant said:

ViciousRumours - heh. (I'm probably the only Strollerderby contributor who reads Ain't It Cool News on a twice-daily basis - I salute you!)

February 15, 2007 10:53 PM
 

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February 16, 2007 9:42 AM

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