Here's hoping the third time's a charm for Britney.
The Malibu rehab center that she ditched two days ago has taken her back, and I think we all hope she'll stick with the 30 day program this time - if, for no other reason, than to give us a chance to catch up on what's been going on in the rest of the world. I don't know about you, but I just can't stop watching this real, live soap opera unfold - it's like Days of our Lives, but with shaved vaginas and bad rap!
Newly doting dad Kevin Federline currently has custody of little Sean and Jayden, who have been in his care since last week, and has canceled the emergency custody hearing he requested, due to Brit reentering rehab earlier today. If Britney flies the coop just one more time, Kevin will supposedly file a motion to be granted full physical custody of both boys (currently Brit retains primary custody, while Kevin has visitation rights.)
People has more of the dirty details...
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