Oh, goodie. As if it's not annoying enough that my four-year-old wakes up every morning, stretches, and then announces "Today I'm going to be Princess Aurora"--or "Belle", or "Jasmine", or whichever princess persona happens to strike her fancy that day. Now Disney's marketing machine is attempting to ensure that she never, ever grows out of her Princess phase. They've launched a new line of wedding gowns inspired by their princess posse and designed for real adult brides who should know better. Bridesmaid's dresses will be "maidens' dresses". Accessories will be referred to as "jewels". And the centerpieces of the collection will be the $1100-2900 bridal gowns inspired by Disney's cash cows.
Disney's hoping to tap further into their lucrative wedding segment (about 2000 couples marry at Disney World every year) by offering a piece of the Disney wedding experience to people who'd rather get married at home.
Do not tell my four-year-old. Please. I'm praying for the day she wakes up and just decides to be herself for once.