TMZ is reporting that Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole Smith's fake-ass husband, is negotiating with Larry Birkhead to possibly maybe hand over baby Dannielynn. Stern is apparently willing to cooperate with paternity testing, but he'd like to get paid first.
The money-grubbing creepazoid Stern allegedly would like one of Anna Nicole's houses and her boat plus "other assets" before even sitting down to talk. He's already allowed Birkhead to have visitation rights and some see that as a sign that Stern is about to give up pretending he's a decent human being.
Stern obviously has his priorities in order and is looking out for the most important person in his life: Dannielynn himself.
Dude is whack.
