Dana came home from the store last night with a stack of gossip rags -- her own personal crack. I try my best to ignore them, knowing I should be doing something more productive, like, um, this -- but it's often difficult to tune out the siren song of celebrity tell-alls. Last night was no exception.
I took just one look at the cover of US Weekly and said, "Holy crap!"
"Inside Katie's Prison" -- that's what the headline said. The article offered an in-depth look behind the curtain of the wedded, parenting bliss that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.
According to the article, Katie may or may not be pregnant again. She also may or may not be locked away in a Beverly Hills mansion while Tom calls all the shots: which movies she does, which people she sees, which friends she's allowed to talk with on her own damn cell phone.
That guy sounds Scary with a capital S for, well, you know. Katie's not the only one I feel for -- little Suri's going to have some issues in the future.
