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New "Lite" Versions of Old Standard Board Games Hitting Shelves

Posted by Karen Murphy

monopoly express gameI'm trying to figure out whether this new trend is due to the dumbing-down of America or because our attention spans are now the size of a gnats, but in either case, toy manufacturers are busy rolling out "Express" versions of familiar family board games like Scrabble, Monopoly, Life, and Sorry.  Is this really necessary?  I thought part of the fun of these games was the six-hour marathons incurred because the seven-year-old takes so long with her turns, painstakingly moving her piece around the board, one.space.at.a.time.  At least, that's how it is in my house.

But...Candyland?  One mom in the article admits to cheating to hurry the game.  C'mon, Candyland takes, what, 15 minutes?  We can't spare 15 minutes with our kids?  I admit that there are times when a shortened version of games would make life a lot easier and still please everyone, but I think that sometimes it's nice to just spend a lazy afternoon being really in the moment and decide to mow the lawn, do the dishes, blog that article -- whatever -- later, because pretty soon those kids are going to be growing up and won't give us the time of day let alone sit down and play a game anymore, not without a whole lot of eye-rolling and heavy sighs.

Check out the new Monopoly Express, by the way.  WTF?   Looks like, er, so much fun.  By the way, if you're really into Monopoly, there's about a hundred different specialty versions out there (I had no idea; Bass Fishing Monopoly, anyone?  Or Elvis Monopoly?) -- check 'em out!


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Comments

 

Mum said:

I love spending time playing with my son. However, even as a kid I never liked board games, other than the Cranium type games. I've never even played monopoly and at 27 have vowed that I never will.

Let me tell you, on the 5th round of Candy Land, I've been known to cheat so that my son can be the last one to win and we can try something else.

With Chutes and Ladders, I'll cheat on the first go round. I fucking hate that game. If ever a game needed an express version. How about playing until 20 rather than 100 squares.

But more active rainy day games like Charades and Twister I can happily play for a while. Charades is really funny with a 5 year old!

March 31, 2007 4:39 PM
 

RachelZ said:

Every time we get a group of people together to play Monopoly, someone ends up crying and/or divorced.  So we started playing Risk instead, and so far have only had to mediate one fistfight.  I'm thinking the express versions will cut down on the violence a little.

March 31, 2007 7:36 PM
 

Pnumekin said:

One thing that's worth considering is that in the last 10 years or so there are literally hundreds of fantastic board games that have come on the market, mostly from Europe. The production value in these games are often very high and many of them are highly entertaining and don't run for many hours at a time. The main problem is that you don't see them pop up at the big toystores like Toys 'R Us because they don't fit their marketing model: they aren't a game that everyone knows already (Monopoly, Scrabble), and they aren't a media tie-in to a popular TV show or movie.

If you find that you like board games but are tired of the same games you've played for the past 20 years (or more), check out some of the popular titles like Settlers of Catan, Ticket to Ride, or Carcassonne. Here's a link to one of the larger sites that tracks the larger world of new boardgames:

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/822

I play a modified version Carcassonne with my 4-yr old daughter, and she absolutely loves it. She's also a big fan of Loopin' Louie, which is a mechanized child's game (also from Germany):

http://www.boardgamegeek.com/game/327

April 5, 2007 3:52 AM
 

Barryzimm said:

Yeah, it's not the attention span that makes people want to not play games, it's the poor games. Hey, I'll sit for 3 hours to watch Lord of the Rings but try to get me to sit for 30 minutes of Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.  It's not that I'm not willing to give my attention to a screen it's all about what's on that screen.

I agree with Pnumekin check out boardgamegeek.com  Our family play games 2-3 nights a week (games last 1-1.5 hours) and have enourmous fun. But, the games are of this new breed. I couldn't get anyone to give that time to Candyland, Clue, or Monopoly.

April 5, 2007 5:48 PM

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