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Peanut Butter and Babies Equals Crazy Delicious

When I was a kid, I couldn't help feeding my dog, Bo, peanut butter. I'd spend hours laughing as the poor thing licked the roof of his mouth, desperately trying to delouse himself.

"We have got to try that with Emme," I told my wife. "Can you just imagine?"

"Sounds good to me," she said.

At the time, our daughter was little more than a month old. She could barely chew on her bottle, but boy, she sure loved peanut butter! It was great fun watching as she licked the roof of her mouth, swatting at her face with her pudgy little hands. She'd smile and coo and drool slobbery gobs of peanut butter onto her pajamas, spitting it out as fast as we could put it in.

"I seriously think I can do this for hours," I remember saying, chuckling at our little game.

Our doctor said it was wrong for some reason, I can't remember why exactly -- something about the lack of teeth maybe. But we quickly learned that not only was it great fun to watch, but it was also good for her. She gained weight like crazy -- swelling up like a prized pig!

It soon got us thinking about other things we're not "supposed" to feed our children, and before long our daughter was sucking down thick slices of hot dog, pieces of Hubba Bubba and, on rare occasions, a can or two of Hamms. (Talk about sleeping through the night!)

"Doctors," I told my wife. "They think they know everything." 

Any other "banned" foods that are actually good for young babies? 


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Comments

 

names girl boy » Peanut Butter and Babies Equals Crazy Delicious said:

April 1, 2007 10:24 PM
 

karissa said:

thats horridable how could u do that you should go to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 8, 2007 11:14 AM

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