DNA testing has confirmed that Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn Smith, daughter of the late Anna Nicole Smith. Birkhead gathered along with Smith's mother Virgie Arthur and would-be babydaddy Howard K. Stern at a Bahamas court to hear the news.
Word is that Arthur plans to petition for custody of her granddaughter, so this poor kid's life isn't settled just yet. But ruling out the various jokers and douchebags attempting to claim paternity is a big step in the right direction.