I’m totally going about this stay-at-home dad business the wrong way. Apparently instead of shopping for dinner and cleaning the kitchen and quelling tantrums and mastering that $#@! sippy cup and passing on language and praying to dear lord sweet jebus for nap time, I should be watching as many sports programs (matches? meets?) as possible, finding new hobbies, like surfing and building rocking chairs, and not worrying about “wasting” that college degree.
This particular vision of the at-home parenting lifestyle is by a Stanford college student who penned a column – “It’s sad we don’t consider becoming a SAHD” — about all the glories and free time at-home dads have suddenly wandered into.
I’m not going to rip apart this poor, deluded lad — despite the gravy boat of opportunities: