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Scary Spice Puts Eddie Murphy's Name on Baby's Birth Certificate

Eddie Murphy needs to keep it in his pants, or maybe he should consider the snip-snip.  He has five kids by (at least) three different women and now, according to Melanie Brown (Scary Spice) he's implicated in yet another baby.

Not surprisingly, Murphy is questioning the child's paternity (he's no dummy). And I quote: 
"I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test."  [Emphasis added]. Until it comes out??  The humanity is stunning. 

In any event, let's hope for Melanie and the baby's sake, he ponies up the cash to support the kid, should it prove to be his. Where are Howard and Larry when we need them?

[Photo Credit: People Magazine


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Comments

 

Emily said:

When speaking of Howard and Larry, don't forget to also mention Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Frederic von Anhalt!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17069880/

April 12, 2007 1:32 PM
 

GirlsGoneChild said:

A few years back I met Eddie Murphy in a drug-induced haze (his, not mine) stumbling to his Bentley which was parked behind my old apartment between two dumpsters. He screamed with fright as I walked by him with my viscious Boston Terrier.

"That thing's gonna kill me!" He yelled.

"Um. No she's not."

I threw the dog poop in the dumpster and wondered who the drug dealer was in my building.

The dude is obviously c-c-c-c-crazy in the coconut so the women he gets to have (i'm guessing) unprotected sex with him? Even crazier.

April 12, 2007 2:32 PM
 

RachelZ said:

Yeah, Eddie Murphy's reputation as a nice, normal guy is well-documented.  He could stand to calm down a little.  Dude isn't THAT fantastic.

April 12, 2007 2:35 PM

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