Parenting is a funny business, or can be, with sufficient amounts of irony and several servings of alcohol daily (or a general peace and centeredness, but wine is considerably less time-consuming). So we had some fun at StrollerDerby today throwing around some new vocabulary words that describe certain aspects of parenting:
- Laquandry = When you have no idea how such small people generate so much laundry.
- Mominator = When Mommy has had it with the whining crying and demanding and takes BACK the power.
- Angrousal = When your anger at your spouse turns into arousal, after the kids go to bed.
- Communibody = The way many mamas feel when they have are nursing, toting tots, feeding and clothing small people, and still are asked to respond to midnight requests for special attention.
- Smellstery = When you have no idea where that smell is coming from.
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Whatthefuh = What you say when you step on a sharp toy in the dark.
Have any to add?
[Photo Credit: Jeff Shelly]
