Larry Birkhead, the ultimate BabyDaddy, is getting advice from all sides and angles about how he should raise little Dannielynn, his daughter with Anna Nicole Smith.
Sally Lee, editor of Parents Magazine, suggests that Birkhead shield Dannielynn from the limelight and move somewhere where she can be a kid. Lee also hopes that Birkhead will mend family ties and always tell little Dannielynn how much her mother loved her. Still, with more to say, Lee advises that Birkhead be open to therapy to deal with Dannielynn's family history of addiction issues.
David George, author of Good Dad/Bad Dad notes that a strong father figure will help her self image. Birkhead needs to set an example for the men in her life.
Here at Strollerderby we also have some advice for Larry:
Big Lar, please put on a baseball cap. Your shiny five-head and
wiggling hairline are distracting me from looking at your beautiful
daughter. —Jessica Ashley
Dear Larry: When she's a teenager, be sure to show all of Dannielynn's
friends the tattoo you have of her naked mother. They'll think you're
totally cool, and so will she. —Patti Nichols
And I'd just like to add: Hey Larry, After you bring Dannielyn home, I don't ever want to see your MysticTanned mug on TV ever again. You need to stop hitting up Toys R Us every ten minutes and start thinking about how you are going to take care of that kid. I hope I never have to see her face or yours splashed across a tabloid rag ever again. You seem like a decent guy so enough media-whoring. Give the kid a shot at a normal life by stepping away from the limelight. Forever.
