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Parents Are the Biggest. Dorks. Ever. And We Love Every Minute of It

I danced in a grocery store Friday afternoon. And played air guitar. I may or may not have made facial expressions that may or may not have been mistaken for an "O Face." I was too excited to tell. But I definitely uncurled my thumbs and kicked my legs out like Elaine Benes. It was a sad, disturbing display of rhythmic paralysis that could only mean one thing: I'm a parent. And I'm a dork.

USC Daily Trojan columnist Jean Guerrero says such displays of I'll-never-grow-up-Peter-Panisms may just be the cure-all for societal ills. Skip if you want to. Sing if you must. Screw social conventions. Just do it.

I remember the social angst of high school and college. Even throughout my twenties I tried my best to fit in and, sadly, did. But once I had a child, it was like my Dork Flag unfurled itself and started waving in the breeze. I dance in stores. I sing on the sidewalk. I skip daily. Emmeline loves to dance and shake her arms about, so I jump on any chance to see her boogie, such as our Friday afternoon display of disco air guitar.

Proudly wearing a Dork Merit Badge might seem like a big leap for the younger set, as evidenced by the column's call to dork arms. But isn't that what parents do all the time? Isn't that why we're here?


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Comments

 

Jessica said:

My very good friend who had children before me said it perfectly "Jessica...you spend your entire life being afraid to be laughed at...after you have kids you do everything in your power to make that kid laugh at you."

So very true.  

In fact this very weekend my son and I had a blast shopping...at best buy we set all of the alarm clocks to go off 5 minutes apart from each other and then laughed hysterically from across the store when we heard Mariachi music blaring from the aisle.

We followed this up with a great game of marco polo in Linens N Things.

Some people looked at us like we were nuts, some looked at us like we should never have been let out of our cages and some Linens N Things staff members decided to play with us.

I say wiggle your booty to the music while in the grocery store... get in the clothing racks a wal-mart and sing songs while people walk by...We all have to laugh and we need to teach our kids that it is ok to be goofy every now and then.

April 23, 2007 3:35 PM
 

viciousrumours said:

Hell yeah! This world would be a much nicer place if everyone learned this lesson.  My son's godmother will regularly join in as we sing, yell, prance, skip and otherwise make general silliness in public.  She doesn't have kids, but she's not afraid.

I do have to admit one guilty pleasure though....I use the power of dorkiness for evil on occassion.  I use it to embarrass my teenager in public.  Reference: Singing the Oscar Mayer Weiner song at the top of my lungs in Wal-Mart after she asked if she could buy some hot dogs.

Good times!

April 23, 2007 4:50 PM
 

CCBerry said:

I've always felt the problem with adulthood is that people tend to take themselves far too seriously.. since having a babe I've been personally working harder then ever to just relax and let loose!

April 23, 2007 4:55 PM
 

Melanie said:

That's one of the coolest things about having kids - getting to BE a kid again!  We sing in the store and dance if a good song comes on, set off all the annoying toys...  I've always been a total dork, though, so it's not a change except that now I have an excuse!

April 23, 2007 9:20 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

That headline? That sums up our week. When we weren't knee-deep in placenta juice (mmmmm), we were kicking kids out of restaurants, wondering why new moms are so damn selfish and getting an odd feeling that celebrities aren't using "yoga"

August 14, 2007 12:04 AM

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